Sorry it took me like forever to update... school soon :( so i probably wont be able to update very often
Sam's eyes widened.
"Ooooh, no... you can't make me tell you that!"
Frodo raised his eyebrows.
"Cmon, Sam," said Pippin. "Tell me tell me tell me!"
Sam sighed. "Well, all right."
He cleared his throat.
"I guess it all started when I -"
"Stop, Samwise Gamgee!" said Luke Skywalker (Star Wars), who had just materialized in front of them.
"Who are you?" asked Pippin curiously.
"I am your father," said Luke.
"Really?" asked Pippin in astonishment.
"Yes," said Luke - Merry rolled his eyes - "And I come bearing news from Gandalf the Green."
"Gandalf the White," corrected Sam.
"Gandalf the Grey," argued Merry.
"No, Merry, he changed it to White, remember?"
"What do you know?" Merry snapped.
"A whole lot more than you do," muttered Sam.
Merry glared at him and gave him the finger.
"Anyway," said Luke, interrupting the arguement, "Gandalf has a quest for you."
"Again?" asked Frodo.
"Yes," said Luke, "You are to find the Toilet of Youth."
Pippin sniggered.
"Excuse me?" asked Merry, bewildered.
"You know," said Pippin, while Sam shook with silent laughter, "like the Fountain of Youth, but it's a toilet."
"It is in the Shire," continued Luke, "And well hidden."
"Why are we looking for this... toilet, then?" asked Merry.
"Gandalf wants you to find it," said Luke, "so he can stay young forever."
Frodo snorted.
The other three hobbits muttered among themselves, and Luke said, "I must now take my leave. Farewell." And he disappeared.
"Hmm..." said Merry.
"I wonder where this Toilet of Youth is?" asked Pippin.
"Wherever it is," said Sam, "I want some."
"You're going to drink from a toilet?" asked Pippin. Sam blushed.
"We'll worry about that later," interrupted Frodo. "Go on, Sam."
Sam nodded and cleared his throat again.
"Anyway," he said, "I guess it all started when I was picking daisies in the field."
Then, seeing the looks on the other hobbits' faces, he quickly added, "For my mother."
Frodo didn't belive that at all. Sam had been, after all, a gay ninja hobbit. And they had a certain liking for pretty flowers, as he himself knew very well.
"Then I remembered I had left my shears at home," continued Sam.
"Why would you need shears to pick daisies?" asked Merry.
"Because," said Sam.
"Well that answers my question," muttered Merry sarcastically.
"So I went home for my shears. But when I looked in my hiding place, they were gone!"
"Why do you need a hiding place for your shears?" asked Pippin.
"BECAUSE," said Sam through gritted teeth.
Pippin started to cry.
"What... ?"
"You made him cry, you dolt," said Frodo.
"W - ... How?" asked Sam.
"You wouldn't give him a straight answer," said Merry darkly, "Now he is overcome by grief."
"Okay, okay, I'll tell you!" said Sam, and Pippin immediately brightened, "I - erm - well, if you must know I... they were given to me by the mayor!"
Frodo rolled his eyes. "Liar."
"But you ARE the mayor," said Pippin.
Merry stared at him. "You know, it amazes me how dumb you are sometimes, Pip."
Pippin looked to be on the verge of tears again.
"Kidding," Merry amended quickly, not wanting the younger hobbit to get too emotional.
"ANYWAY," said Sam, "I walked around the house, just to make sure I hadn't, you know, dropped them somewhere. But then a wild feeling came over me."
He smiled, remembering how it felt to be a wild hormonal teenager.
"I suddenly didn't care about my shears anymore, all I cared about was finding a girl."
The other hobbits "oooh"ed and "aaaah"ed.
"So I went to this club, and I looked around to see if I could find any girls. Well, first I decided to have some ale. In a few minutes' time I was drunk. So I ... er..."
"Go on, Sam," said Frodo.
"I... went over to this table, and I guess I was feeling really drunk cause I could only see blurred outlines of people and I ... and I -" he gulped "I went over to this girl and kissed her. Everyone started laughing at me and I didn't know why. When my vision cleared up I realized I had -" he stopped.
"Yes?" inquired Pippin.
Sam muttered, "IrealizedIhadkissedmygrandma."
"Excuse me?"
"I had kissed my grandma."
Pippin burst out laughing, while Sam turned red as a tomato.
"You know Pippin," said Frodo, observing Pippin rolling around on the grass with laughter. "You're going to have your moments. Someday you'll have a story to tell. Everyone does."
Pippin immediately stopped laughing.
"All right then," said Merry, "Then what's yours, Frodo?"
Sam's eyes widened.
"Ooooh, no... you can't make me tell you that!"
Frodo raised his eyebrows.
"Cmon, Sam," said Pippin. "Tell me tell me tell me!"
Sam sighed. "Well, all right."
He cleared his throat.
"I guess it all started when I -"
"Stop, Samwise Gamgee!" said Luke Skywalker (Star Wars), who had just materialized in front of them.
"Who are you?" asked Pippin curiously.
"I am your father," said Luke.
"Really?" asked Pippin in astonishment.
"Yes," said Luke - Merry rolled his eyes - "And I come bearing news from Gandalf the Green."
"Gandalf the White," corrected Sam.
"Gandalf the Grey," argued Merry.
"No, Merry, he changed it to White, remember?"
"What do you know?" Merry snapped.
"A whole lot more than you do," muttered Sam.
Merry glared at him and gave him the finger.
"Anyway," said Luke, interrupting the arguement, "Gandalf has a quest for you."
"Again?" asked Frodo.
"Yes," said Luke, "You are to find the Toilet of Youth."
Pippin sniggered.
"Excuse me?" asked Merry, bewildered.
"You know," said Pippin, while Sam shook with silent laughter, "like the Fountain of Youth, but it's a toilet."
"It is in the Shire," continued Luke, "And well hidden."
"Why are we looking for this... toilet, then?" asked Merry.
"Gandalf wants you to find it," said Luke, "so he can stay young forever."
Frodo snorted.
The other three hobbits muttered among themselves, and Luke said, "I must now take my leave. Farewell." And he disappeared.
"Hmm..." said Merry.
"I wonder where this Toilet of Youth is?" asked Pippin.
"Wherever it is," said Sam, "I want some."
"You're going to drink from a toilet?" asked Pippin. Sam blushed.
"We'll worry about that later," interrupted Frodo. "Go on, Sam."
Sam nodded and cleared his throat again.
"Anyway," he said, "I guess it all started when I was picking daisies in the field."
Then, seeing the looks on the other hobbits' faces, he quickly added, "For my mother."
Frodo didn't belive that at all. Sam had been, after all, a gay ninja hobbit. And they had a certain liking for pretty flowers, as he himself knew very well.
"Then I remembered I had left my shears at home," continued Sam.
"Why would you need shears to pick daisies?" asked Merry.
"Because," said Sam.
"Well that answers my question," muttered Merry sarcastically.
"So I went home for my shears. But when I looked in my hiding place, they were gone!"
"Why do you need a hiding place for your shears?" asked Pippin.
"BECAUSE," said Sam through gritted teeth.
Pippin started to cry.
"What... ?"
"You made him cry, you dolt," said Frodo.
"W - ... How?" asked Sam.
"You wouldn't give him a straight answer," said Merry darkly, "Now he is overcome by grief."
"Okay, okay, I'll tell you!" said Sam, and Pippin immediately brightened, "I - erm - well, if you must know I... they were given to me by the mayor!"
Frodo rolled his eyes. "Liar."
"But you ARE the mayor," said Pippin.
Merry stared at him. "You know, it amazes me how dumb you are sometimes, Pip."
Pippin looked to be on the verge of tears again.
"Kidding," Merry amended quickly, not wanting the younger hobbit to get too emotional.
"ANYWAY," said Sam, "I walked around the house, just to make sure I hadn't, you know, dropped them somewhere. But then a wild feeling came over me."
He smiled, remembering how it felt to be a wild hormonal teenager.
"I suddenly didn't care about my shears anymore, all I cared about was finding a girl."
The other hobbits "oooh"ed and "aaaah"ed.
"So I went to this club, and I looked around to see if I could find any girls. Well, first I decided to have some ale. In a few minutes' time I was drunk. So I ... er..."
"Go on, Sam," said Frodo.
"I... went over to this table, and I guess I was feeling really drunk cause I could only see blurred outlines of people and I ... and I -" he gulped "I went over to this girl and kissed her. Everyone started laughing at me and I didn't know why. When my vision cleared up I realized I had -" he stopped.
"Yes?" inquired Pippin.
Sam muttered, "IrealizedIhadkissedmygrandma."
"Excuse me?"
"I had kissed my grandma."
Pippin burst out laughing, while Sam turned red as a tomato.
"You know Pippin," said Frodo, observing Pippin rolling around on the grass with laughter. "You're going to have your moments. Someday you'll have a story to tell. Everyone does."
Pippin immediately stopped laughing.
"All right then," said Merry, "Then what's yours, Frodo?"