Hey everybody! I'm so glad you all reviewed my story!!!! I was really bummed tonight because I couldn't go to the mall tonight and see the love of my life in real life, but thanks for the reviews, I think I'll stop crying now, thanks! well anyway, read away!!

Alicia's POV

"This is stupid!" I said.

"Just shut up and go along with it, you won't get in trouble this way." Yusuke said stroking his mustache? (Yes I said mustache!!! )

"Sense we're going through with this ridiculous plan wouldn't it be more dangerous for us if we stayed at the girls house?" Hiei asked rudely.

"Hey! This girl has a name you know, it's Alicia!" I snapped.

"I don't care if you have a name or not, that doesn't mean I have to address you by it." Hiei smirked; his sour personality really went great with his big-bad villain costume!

"So is everyone ready?" Kurama asked.

"Roger that, I really feel like a rapist in this thing, I think I might follow Hiei's plan and REALLY take you virginity." Yusuke chuckled.

"Really take her virginity; what have you two been doing these last few days?" Hiei asked actually showing interest.

"SHUT UP!!" I exclaimed punching them both in the face.

"OK, it's time to get serious you three really put on your acting skills." Kurama commanded.

"If we're gonna make this look believable, we need to put some burses on her inner thighs." Yusuke said stroking his chin.

"How?" I asked.

"We could always gang-rape you--but I go first!" Yusuke added quickly.

"You pig!" I exclaimed, but Kurama held me back before I could punch that stupid baka.

"Just ignore him; he's just looking for attention." Kurama said as he held me. (Oh yeah, I'm as red as a tomato right now!!! )

"How would you know?! And I'm not anyway!!" Yusuke shouted.

"We're older, so we understand how YOUNGER children act." I said sticking my tongue at Yusuke.

"We?! You're still fourteen right?" Yusuke asked.

"Duh, but my birthday's in two months you baka!" I hissed.

"Let's just go!" Hiei growled.

"Watch out you guys I think someone's on their period." I said jokingly as I nudged Kurama's arm, and he just chuckled.

Hiei looked at me blankly, "What's a 'period'?" he asked.

"This is gonna take a while." I sighed.

Yusuke's POV

Well after Alicia told Hiei all about the birds and bees we went back to her house, we were going to put our master plan into action!

You might remember that we were talking about Alicia just saying she was raped, and now we are, we even got these really cool costumes! (We robbed Party America! )

"Alright, knock on the door!" Kurama said pointing to the door with this plastic sword, he was an evil pirate and he even drew hairs on this chest with a marker. (We also robbed the local Paper Warehouse.)

Hiei looked at Kurama blankly, he was a pirate too, and so was I, and we put Alicia in the really revealing princess costume—not that there's much for her to reveal.

Hiei knocked, then a very sleepy Channel came to the door. "What is it…?" she asked, she was like a zombie, and looked just as dead.

"It is I! The great pirate rapist, Pervertious!" Kurama began. (he was getting really into this.) "And this is my perverted crew of merry perverts-rapists!" Kurama went on pointing to Hiei and I.

"Hi." I waved plainly.

O.O…..was Hiei's expression. He took one look at Channel and it was like he was in some kind of trance. (it was so weird.)

"…." But Channel just looked at us like we were all on crack or something.

I was holding Alicia (and maybe even more if you know what I mean! ) and she fainted back dramatically. "Channel please, look, I'm helpless!" she moaned.

"You're a horrible actress…" was Channels' only reply, and then she shut the door slowly in our faces.

"No!" Hiei began , "Where'd she go?" he asked.

"We'll have to think of some other way to get in." Kurama said as started stroking his Village People-like mustache.

"H-Hey!" I burst out. "How about you guys think up here, and Alicia and I will check the back." I suggested. (These guys were not just gonna come in here and take what's mine!)

"Alright, if that's ok with you Alicia." Kurama said.

"Ok let's go!" I said hastily, then I took Alicia by her hand and basically drug her to her backyard.

"Let go of me Yusuke, you're hurting me!" she whispered finally snatching her hand back.

"Sorry…" I said weakly.

Alicia's POV

I could tell that something had been bothering Yusuke ever since Hiei and Kurama showed up (and I can't believe Hiei is in love with my sister!!!!), but really couldn't tell what. "What's the matter with you Yusuke, you've been acting so weird ever since Kurama and Hiei showed up." I said.

"Because, I never wanted anyone else to hold you like that…" I could barely hear him say.

I gave out a quiet gasp, then I took Yusuke by his hands. "Hold me like this?" I asked as I hugged him gently.

"Yeah," he replied putting his arms around me. "Like this…."