"So uh you freaks are expecting a show huh?" Carl said while facing the camera since he was alone in his house. "Well I got news for ya; that makes ya freakin' gay! Those food monsters are out doing an actual mystery or some friggin' bullshit I dunno. The fact of the matter is I'm here in this filler fanfiction to waste your time so now that I've done that get out of my freaking house!"