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A/N: We never really saw how Daniel and Teal'c reacted to Sam's engagement. I think they would have been concerned for Jack, and they'd already seen how sensitive Sam was on the subject of 'true love.' Thus, walking on eggshells would be the order of the day.
Rules of Engagement
Memorandum
From: Daniel Jackson
To: Teal'c
RE: Rules we discussed
I thought it wise to put the rules we discussed regarding Sam's engagement in writing, both for future reference and to be certain I didn't miss anything. For clarity's sake, I have divided the rules into category by the person to whom they apply.
For Jack
· Avoid the name 'Pete' when possible, even in other contexts or in such phrases as "for Pete's sake."
· These topics of conversation are inadvisable, even more so than usual: dating, sex, family, relationships, and feelings.
· References to certain missions may lead down the wrong path. Do not refer to Antarctica, Za'tarc testing, quantum mirrors, and do not use the words 'memory' and 'stamp' in the same sentence.
· Use of the following words is strictly forbidden: 'engagement', 'wedding', 'bride', 'groom', and most especially 'honeymoon'.
For Sam
· Clearly, we've learned not to discuss societal views on marriage and relationships. (I thought her head was going to start spinning!)
· Any form of the verb 'settle', as in the phrases 'settle down', 'settle in', 'settle up' is strictly taboo, as is the word 'compromise'.
· Saying anything that could be remotely construed as a comparison between Pete and Jack is tantamount to putting your life at risk. It is best not to mention Jack in any discussion about Pete.
· References to the passage time are also dangerous, including phrases such as 'too late', 'overdue', 'the clock is ticking', or anything having to do with waiting.
Please let me know if I have overlooked any of the rules we discussed, or if any further thoughts occur to you. As this is a serious matter, involving our continued health and well-being, I want to be as thorough as possible.
Yours truly,
Dr. D. Jackson