Baka Hakusho
By Lazy Kitsune
Summary: This is a parody of the manga. Yusuke Urameshi was just another teen punk with a messed up life...until he messed it up even more by dying, which lead him to being the Spirit Detective of the Underworld. (The title means "Idiot Report".)
A/N: This is based on the manga, and basically a parody of Yu Yu Hakusho, which I do not own. Hey, an A/N and a disclaimer in one! O.o
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Chapter 1 – Yusuke Dies
Can you see that little figure floating in the sky? That is the figure of the hero of our story, Yusuke Urameshi, which is very strange considering the fact that he shoplifts, beats up people defenseless or not, is a pervert, and has no life whatsoever. (AHEM) Moving on, there is something going on below him, which is actually an ambulance trying to figure out how a boy from Sarayashiki Junior High School could possibly have died in the middle of a freeway lane.
"How could a boy from Sarayashiki Junior High School could possibly have died in the middle of a freeway lane?" asked the puzzled doctor.
Exactly. Yusuke, who heard the question, raised his hand eagerly.
"Ooh! I know, I know!! Pick me, teacher, pick me!!" he called ecstatically. Then he withdrew his hand. "Wait, I'm not Keiko. And I'm not dead!!" He floats down to the commotion and tries to attack the doctor. "Dammit, I'm still alive!!" Unfortunately, he is a ghost right now and his blows just went right through the guy. "#$#$!!!" (A/N: Heheh, this is a PG story after all.)
The doctor looks at the little kid crying near the body. Then he waves to the crowd. "He's okay!! The little boy's okay!!" The crowd cheers. "But he's got a few scratches..." The cheering stopped. People are shaking their heads at the doctor.
"What kind of doctor are you?!" a random woman asks.
"......"
"What are you waiting for? Get 'im to a hospital!!" some random guy shouts.
Everyone makes a big deal about getting the little kid into the hospital as Yusuke's dead body remains lying on the street, completely forgotten for the moment. The ghost Yusuke studies his old body.
"Ew, is that how my hair really looks like from the side?" he wondered out loud.
Several hours later, the medical team comes back to the street where Yusuke's dead body is still lying on the freeway ground. It looks even more terrible because of the fact no one bothered to put those yellow tape thingies so the place would be off-limits to cars. Yusuke realizes that his hair really looks like that just as he hears the ambulance sirens again.
"This guy's a goner I think," said the doctor. "Let's take him in anyways to find out how he died."
So they took Yusuke's body away to the hospital, leaving his ghost floating above where his body once was. Ten minutes later, a blue haired girl in a pink kimono riding an oar appeared.
"Hi, I'm Botan, and I'll be your tour guide to your all-expenses paid trip to the Spirit World!" she said happily.
"Um, ain't I supposed to reminiscence about how my life lead to this?" Yusuke asked her.
Botan looked through her script. "...Oh, that's right, I don't come in until later. Sorry! Just pretend I was never here!" She flies away, leaving Yusuke to reminiscence about how his life had lead to this predicament.
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A/N: And so this chapter ends. Next chapter: How Yusuke's Life Lead to His Death. You don't wanna miss it! And don't forget to review!!