Blonde Beach Bunny Hakuba

By Shyro Foxfeather

Hakuba Saguru was, to say the least, miffed off.

Yesterday had been quite an amusing day. The class had taken a field trip to the resident water theme park. Kaito was lucky and there was a minimum on the fish oriented paraphernalia.

Hakuba was also thoroughly pleased to be able to see Kaito in a bathing suit seeing as the boy normally wore anything from a tuxedo as the Kaitou Kid to a uniform or casual clothing style as Kuroba Kaito. Kaito hardly ever took off his shirt save for swimming in a pool or getting shot by snipers.

So all in all Hakuba had been in high spirits.

That was until he got home. He had placed his beach bag in his room—slightly disturbed by the fact it was covered in multicolored platypus—and went to take a shower.

As the steam seeped around him whilst he wrapped a towel around his waist, he walked past the large mirror that hung on the wall space above the sink. And took an unintentional glance upon it…

Currently, however, Hakuba was walking into classroom B-2. Some students stared at him whilst others just shrugged it off. Weirder things have happened after all.

Kaito was marching cheerfully over to Hakuba when he froze. Intrigued by what he saw Kaito cautiously strode forward.

Poking the exasperated Hakuba in the head lightly Kaito grinned. "Hakuba! Are you cheating on me?"

Hakuba sputtered, "What!"

Kaito sighed dramatically. "Hakuba is it St. Tail? She's a tricky one I hear. Is she the one who turned your hair green?" He prodded.

"No!" Yelped Hakuba swatting him away and trying to make absolutely sure Kaito new he was single. "It was that damn chlorine! It turns blonde hair green!" Hakuba exclaimed pulling a strand of now lime green hair as if it were evidence of the waters evil treachery towards beings of the blonde genre.

"Oh…" Kaito trailed off. "Chlorine, huh? I'll keep that in mind, thanks!" With that Kaito glomped Hakuba then darted off out the classroom door and down the hallways with only the faintest of faint blushes. A few of the bystanders blinked and vaguely wonder 'What the hell?'

And by an interesting turn of fate the teacher was running quite late that day, too. Which was in the detective's favor as he dashed down the hall after the alleged Phantom Theif.

And everyone in the class grinned like hyenas when the two came back 21 minutes and 39 seconds—according to Hakuba—late to class.

And everyone was somewhat disturbed and mystified as to how Hakuba had turned golden-haired again.

Owari

Disclaimer: Chaos, Logic, and myself lay no claim upon Detective Conan and are thus sadly disappointed in our Evil Genius tactics.

The only inspiration for this? Chlorine! Heh heh…

Wasn't quite sure how to end that. Hope everyone like it. Even I wonder what they could have been doing for that long. Playing Cops and Robbers?

Also, don't ask about the title. It was very, very random. o