THE MATRIX REWRITTEN
CHAPTER 1: PHONE CALL
PG-13
A series of letters and numbers runs across a blank screen.
Cypher – Hello?
Trinity – Is everything in place?
Cypher – You weren't supposed to relieve me.
Trinity – I know but I felt like taking a shit.
Cypher – What!
Trinity – I meant, a shift.
Cypher – Right….
Awkward Silence
Trinity – Say something, bitch!
Cypher – Fine! You like him, don't you? Watching him?
Trinity – What's it to ya hoe? So what if I do?
Cypher hangs up.
Trinity – Oh I KNOW you DIDN'T! Oh, oh, oh! OOOOHHHH!
-Phone Rings, Trinity Picks Up-
Trinity – If you hang up on me again I will kick your ass!
Cheesecake Guy – Hello is this Mrs. Trinity? I'm coming to deliver your cheesecake.
Trinity – Ooh yay!
-Cheesecake guy walks in and hands her cheesecake and she pays him 10-
-He leaves and she shoves the cheesecake down her throat and grins goofily-
Trinity – Mmmmm… Cheesecake!
-Phone Rings and Trinity Answers-
Cypher – Hello?
Trinity – Hi! How are you?
Cypher – You had cheesecake, didn't you?
Trinity – Ummmmm…….. No?
Cypher – Liar. Anyway, do you think he is the One?
Trinity – Umm… Uh… Umm… Uh… Umm… Uh… Umm… -drools- Umm… Not Really, No.
Cypher – Ok.
-BEEP-
Trinity – What was that?
Cypher – Oh that's the microwave! Yay! Bagel Bites! Wheee! And I've got cheesecake!
Trinity – Oh you whore! Are you sure this line is clean?
Cypher – I don't know! Do they have housekeepers for phone lines! I don't know so don't ask me!
Trinity – Lose the attitude and get me an exit.
Cypher – You're at one.
Trinity – Then make the call!
Cypher – Then hang up the phone!
Trinity – You dumb bitch! It's this phone?
Cypher -Crunch, Crunch- Mmm… Bagel Bites! Umm, yeah. Hang up and shut your mouth and I'll make the call.
-She hangs up-
Trinity – Man Whore.
-Phone rings, she answers, and disappears from the Matrix. -