THE MATRIX REWRITTEN
CHAPTER 2: THE WHITE TRAILER TRASH
PG13
-Camera focuses in on Neo sleeping in front of his computer; spice girls music is playing in his headphones. All of a sudden, his computer screen turns black-
Hello, Neo.
-Neo wakes up-
Neo – What the hell?
-Neo hits ctrl-x-
The Matrix has you, Neo
-Neo hits ESC-
Hump, hump Neo
-There are two humping sounds at the door-
Neo – Right…
-Neo gets up and goes to the door; he looks through the peephole-
Neo – Who is it?
RedHairGuy – Red Hair Guy.
Neo – Whatever.
-Neo opens the door-
Neo – Got the money?
RedHairGuy – 10,000 yen.
-Neo takes the money from him. He walks over to a shelf and pulls out a woman's romance novel and starts reading-
10 minutes later
RedHairGuy – What the fuck are you doing, bitch? Hurry up!
Neo – Huh? Wha? Oh yeah!
-Neo puts away the romance novel and pulls out Homer's Odyssey and opens it. He takes a disk out of it and walks back over to the door. He gives RedHairGuy the disk-
RedHairGuy – Gracias amigo! Estoy muy de alegre ahora! Es un muy bien dia!
Neo – This is The Matrix, not the Univision Channel.
RedHairGuy – Oh. Hey man, you look paler than usual.
Neo – My computer is possessed.
RedHairGuy – That that would make me look pale, too. Oh wait, I already am. Do you want to go with us to this really freaky club?
Neo – I've got work tomorrow.
ChineseLookingChickw/RedHairGuy – Come on, it'll be fun!
-Neo sees a tattoo of a man wearing a wifebeater drinking a cheap beer outside of a shitty rusted trailer on her arm-
Neo – Yeah, sure, I'll go.
ChineseLookingChickw/RedHairGuy – Yay! Oh, do you like my white trailer trash? Yeah its like so cool!
Neo – Umm… yeah. Let's go with that.