My friend thought this one while we were in the car, so here it goes!
Announcer: From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!
Kyle: Totally! Like one time I was all like, in the car and we were all like moving and moving and moving. So I like tried to open the door and it was all like stuck, so I like screamed, like this Ahhhhhhhhhh! And my mom and dad were all like, "What?" and I was all like, the door won't open! And they were all like, "The door is locked." And then I was all like, "Okay, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Announcer: That was Totally Kyle!
Kyle: Totally! (Plays guitar) Hey I got my guitar back!