Chapter 5: Tissue Paper Is Fun
Ob: Jack (Ashley) is insanely lazy and this chapter is mega short.
==================
Jack (ripper) stretched out onto Cowboy's bed and yawned absentmindedly while quoting the 10 commandments to herself. Ob was somewhere with Racetrack doing god knows what, Mush was advising everyone to steer clear of the closet as it was making giggling noises.
"'Oi, get off meh bed" Cowboy rolled Jack off his bed and flopped down, smirking happily.
"Hey! Ow much!" Jack kicked Cowboy in the side and stormed towards the door when the closet door shot open and beamed Jack in the face.
"...oooh..pitty stars and birdies..." Jack giggled madly and fell backwards into Cowboys arms (A/n WOOO!!) Ob stepped out of the overly large closet and beamed proudly. Race stepped out after her, covered in kiss marks the size of Texas and was beaming dreamily.
"....we'z not gunna ask what 'appened.." Mush shuddered violently.
Jack suddenly leapt out of Cowboys arms and ran to the closet," Holy Crandle!"
Ob snorted out laughing and quoted the Simpsons," What! Barts teachers name is Crabopple?... I've been calling her Crandle!"
Jack fell over snorting and milk that had somehow found its way into her nose spurted out with the force of..stuff.
Cowboy blinked.
Race Blinked
Mush Blinked
Kid Blink...Blinked
Cowboy blinked again.
" Oooooo!! dust bunny!! eee ehhehe!" Jack tore off on all fours after a dust bunny that had 'scampered' under Skitterys bed, she meowed happily and clawed at the stupid dust bunny while everyone else blinked and wondered who fed Jack the crack....
"HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THIS CLOSET...DUDE... IT'S FILLED WITH...... MULTICOLORED TISSUE PAPER AND RANDOM STAMPS!" Kid Blink laughed insanely. (A/n The closet looks like the Spice Girls bus thing in Spice World XD!)
"RANDOM! I LOVE RANDOM!" Ob tore into the closet and sat in a pile of tissue paper. Jack chased her dust bunny into the closet and soon the Newsies where in the closet and covered in stamps because Jack had gone on a major stamping massacre and everyone had lip stamps on their faces. Ob was laughing insanely and tying tissue paper together and using it as a whip to whip race even though that sounds horribly bad but its not suppose to.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TISSUE PAPER CUT!" Jack sobbed," ITTTT BBBURRRRNNNSSS!!!"
Ob smacked Jack
Jack smacked Race
Race Smacked Kid Blink
Kid Blink kicked Crutchy
Crutchy fell over into Cowboy
Cowboy ate a mushroom
Mushroom danced in Cowboys stomach.....
"Is this really going any where?" Skittery Interrupted in the middle of knitting himself a sweater for the winter months.
".....Why are u knitting?" Race asked.
"..Sometimes I like to get in touch with my feminine side.." Skittery grinned stupidly.
"RIGHT... U BIG LOSER!" Ob laughed
Skittery ran away crying like a little girl with his pink fuzzy wool sweater.
"Well Christ Ob, you didn't have to insult his girlie - ness" Jack smiled playing that game with a knife that u stab the space in between your fingers.
"Yes I did"
"Nu uh!"
"Ya huh!"
"Nu huh"
"Ya huh!"
"ENOUGH!!!!!!!"
"EEEEEEE WHATS YOUR PROBLEM COWPIE!"
.....and this continued on for some time which resulted in someone getting a black eye....I'm not sure who though.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jack: EEEE EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!!!!!! *laughing insanely*
Ob: Jack (Ashley) is insanely lazy and this chapter is mega short.
==================
Jack (ripper) stretched out onto Cowboy's bed and yawned absentmindedly while quoting the 10 commandments to herself. Ob was somewhere with Racetrack doing god knows what, Mush was advising everyone to steer clear of the closet as it was making giggling noises.
"'Oi, get off meh bed" Cowboy rolled Jack off his bed and flopped down, smirking happily.
"Hey! Ow much!" Jack kicked Cowboy in the side and stormed towards the door when the closet door shot open and beamed Jack in the face.
"...oooh..pitty stars and birdies..." Jack giggled madly and fell backwards into Cowboys arms (A/n WOOO!!) Ob stepped out of the overly large closet and beamed proudly. Race stepped out after her, covered in kiss marks the size of Texas and was beaming dreamily.
"....we'z not gunna ask what 'appened.." Mush shuddered violently.
Jack suddenly leapt out of Cowboys arms and ran to the closet," Holy Crandle!"
Ob snorted out laughing and quoted the Simpsons," What! Barts teachers name is Crabopple?... I've been calling her Crandle!"
Jack fell over snorting and milk that had somehow found its way into her nose spurted out with the force of..stuff.
Cowboy blinked.
Race Blinked
Mush Blinked
Kid Blink...Blinked
Cowboy blinked again.
" Oooooo!! dust bunny!! eee ehhehe!" Jack tore off on all fours after a dust bunny that had 'scampered' under Skitterys bed, she meowed happily and clawed at the stupid dust bunny while everyone else blinked and wondered who fed Jack the crack....
"HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THIS CLOSET...DUDE... IT'S FILLED WITH...... MULTICOLORED TISSUE PAPER AND RANDOM STAMPS!" Kid Blink laughed insanely. (A/n The closet looks like the Spice Girls bus thing in Spice World XD!)
"RANDOM! I LOVE RANDOM!" Ob tore into the closet and sat in a pile of tissue paper. Jack chased her dust bunny into the closet and soon the Newsies where in the closet and covered in stamps because Jack had gone on a major stamping massacre and everyone had lip stamps on their faces. Ob was laughing insanely and tying tissue paper together and using it as a whip to whip race even though that sounds horribly bad but its not suppose to.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TISSUE PAPER CUT!" Jack sobbed," ITTTT BBBURRRRNNNSSS!!!"
Ob smacked Jack
Jack smacked Race
Race Smacked Kid Blink
Kid Blink kicked Crutchy
Crutchy fell over into Cowboy
Cowboy ate a mushroom
Mushroom danced in Cowboys stomach.....
"Is this really going any where?" Skittery Interrupted in the middle of knitting himself a sweater for the winter months.
".....Why are u knitting?" Race asked.
"..Sometimes I like to get in touch with my feminine side.." Skittery grinned stupidly.
"RIGHT... U BIG LOSER!" Ob laughed
Skittery ran away crying like a little girl with his pink fuzzy wool sweater.
"Well Christ Ob, you didn't have to insult his girlie - ness" Jack smiled playing that game with a knife that u stab the space in between your fingers.
"Yes I did"
"Nu uh!"
"Ya huh!"
"Nu huh"
"Ya huh!"
"ENOUGH!!!!!!!"
"EEEEEEE WHATS YOUR PROBLEM COWPIE!"
.....and this continued on for some time which resulted in someone getting a black eye....I'm not sure who though.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jack: EEEE EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!!!!!! *laughing insanely*