Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the groundhog and I don't even actually own him…Disclaimer:
I own nothing except for the groundhog and I don't even actually own him…
A/N: Well, here it is! The much awaited second chapter! Thanks for all of the
reviews for the first chapter! I wasn't planning on adding another chapter, but
my groundhog muse struck me and, well, you can obviously figure out what
happened next… I hope this chapter lives up to the first one!
"What the hell!" Peter screamed out, waking up the rest of the dorm.
"You ok there, Pete?" Sirius asked as he yawned and stretched.
"Lily-groundhog is trying to eat my ear!!" Peter screamed out in his
squeaky voice.
"James! Your groundhog is trying to eat Peter's ear again," Remus
screamed in the direction of James' bed.
"Hm? What? Lily-person?" James asked in a daze.
"I said, your groundhog is eating Peter's ear!" Remus clarified.
"Oh, I wonder if it's tasty," James mused as he rolled over and cuddled
into his warm and fuzzy blankets.
"Wake-up!" Sirius shouted out.
"In a minute, Honey," James said with a yawn.
"Where's the bowl?" Remus asked Sirius.
"What bowl?" Peter asked who had finally gotten Lily-groundhog off of
him.
"The bowl with the water that we throw on you in the mornings," Remus
said as he stretched.
"So I haven't been wetting the bed?" Peter asked hopefully.
"Pete, that's disgusting, you don't even take a bath in the mornings,"
Sirius said in disgust. "And, Remmy, the bowl is on the side of Peter's bed,
just like always."
"Ok," Remus said as he stood up and grabbed the bowl and after a moment of
thinking, threw it on the sleeping James.
"Ok! I'm up mum!" James screamed out, bolting up.
"You're a disturbing person when you're half asleep," Remus told James as he
walked to get more water for tomorrow.
"I don't have time to bathe in the mornings," Peter told Sirius.
"Sure you don't, Pete," Sirius said in his most condescending tone.
"Hey guys," James said, looking around, confused.
"What?" Sirius asked as he scowled at Peter.
"Where's Lily-groundhog?" James asked. Everyone stopped what they were
doing and looked at each other.
"Did he get out?" Remus asked in a slightly panicked tone.
"It's a she," James corrected Remus as he dropped to the floor to look
under his bed.
"No, James," Sirius began, "We checked. It's a he."
"Well, he's going to have some identity problems when he grows up. I
just ordered him a sparkly pink collar." James said thoughtfully.
"You ordered him a—never mind! Where is he!?" Remus asked.
"The door is open!" James shouted suddenly.
"Nice deduction, genius. You know they say you're smarter than me, but—"
Sirius began.
"He got out, idiot!" James said as he began to run down the stairs. The
rest of the Marauders looked at each other, paused for a moment, and followed
James down the stairs.
The group of boys turned over every chair, looked in every bag, and
asked everyone and they still hadn't found Lily-groundhog.
"Looks like you might be saying goodbye to your furry friend a little
early," Sirius said as they threw themselves into the chairs near the fireplace.
James looked ready to cry.
"Sirius—" Remus began in a scolding tone. He stopped talking when a
shriek came from upstairs in the girls' dormitory.
"The girls," James said, his face lighting up.
"What the hell is this—thing doing in my bed!?" Lily asked as she walked
into the common room, holding Lily-groundhog by her back left leg.
"Lily-groundhog!" James screamed in joy.
"What did you just say Potter?" Lily asked in disgust.
"Don't you hold her like that!" James shouted at Lily-person as he
jumped out of his seat and took the groundhog from her.
"What did you call her?" Lily asked in annoyance.
"Leave my groundhog alone, you evil girl," James said as he put
Lily-groundhog in his lap and began to pet her in a soothing manner.
"What did he just call her?" Lily asked again.
"Lily-groundhog," Remus said, his face turning red with contained
laughter. On the other side of him, Sirius—having not even tried to not
laugh—was laughing hysterically with tears dripping down his face.
"Whatever," Lily said in disgust as she turned on her heel and walked
back upstairs.
"Did that mean lady hurt you?" James asked the groundhog in a soothing
tone.
"How long until he leaves again?" Sirius asked, his face burried in his hands.
"Five days, 22 hours, seven minutes, and 40 seconds," Remus answered.
~~Well, there it is! I hope you enjoyed it! I know that the characterization of
Lily is a bit off, but if you think about it, she knew that the groundhog
belonged to James and, sadly, groundhogs do look a bit like oversized rats.
Anywho, if you like it, REVIEW and I may post more! Come on, REVIEW!~~
Ahhelga~ I'm glad you liked it! You say you like Ul, have you read *Prophecy*?
It's my other Lily and James fic that's quite a bit better…
AngelTears~ Lol! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Aren't groundhogs so cute?
Ali-Cat-21~ Thanks!
MinnieLover~ Thanks!
PotterChick1~ Well, here's a bit more of what happens during their 7 day journey
of hilarity! (Yes, I do know that that made no sense…)
NYKimStar~ Lol! Yeah, they're so dang cute!
Loraliant Angelisa Snape~ Interesting penname… Someone has a thing for Snivelly?
Interesting… Lol! Just teasing! You're from Louisiana too? Awesome! I actually
don't like crawfish all that much… I know… I'm a freak…
Tara~ Thanks!
Queen of Zan~ Thanks! I liked writing it! I still want my friggin cheesecake!!
Grr!! I mean, anywho, I have to ask… What/who the hell is blue wizard!?!?
I own nothing except for the groundhog and I don't even actually own him…
A/N: Well, here it is! The much awaited second chapter! Thanks for all of the
reviews for the first chapter! I wasn't planning on adding another chapter, but
my groundhog muse struck me and, well, you can obviously figure out what
happened next… I hope this chapter lives up to the first one!
"What the hell!" Peter screamed out, waking up the rest of the dorm.
"You ok there, Pete?" Sirius asked as he yawned and stretched.
"Lily-groundhog is trying to eat my ear!!" Peter screamed out in his
squeaky voice.
"James! Your groundhog is trying to eat Peter's ear again," Remus
screamed in the direction of James' bed.
"Hm? What? Lily-person?" James asked in a daze.
"I said, your groundhog is eating Peter's ear!" Remus clarified.
"Oh, I wonder if it's tasty," James mused as he rolled over and cuddled
into his warm and fuzzy blankets.
"Wake-up!" Sirius shouted out.
"In a minute, Honey," James said with a yawn.
"Where's the bowl?" Remus asked Sirius.
"What bowl?" Peter asked who had finally gotten Lily-groundhog off of
him.
"The bowl with the water that we throw on you in the mornings," Remus
said as he stretched.
"So I haven't been wetting the bed?" Peter asked hopefully.
"Pete, that's disgusting, you don't even take a bath in the mornings,"
Sirius said in disgust. "And, Remmy, the bowl is on the side of Peter's bed,
just like always."
"Ok," Remus said as he stood up and grabbed the bowl and after a moment of
thinking, threw it on the sleeping James.
"Ok! I'm up mum!" James screamed out, bolting up.
"You're a disturbing person when you're half asleep," Remus told James as he
walked to get more water for tomorrow.
"I don't have time to bathe in the mornings," Peter told Sirius.
"Sure you don't, Pete," Sirius said in his most condescending tone.
"Hey guys," James said, looking around, confused.
"What?" Sirius asked as he scowled at Peter.
"Where's Lily-groundhog?" James asked. Everyone stopped what they were
doing and looked at each other.
"Did he get out?" Remus asked in a slightly panicked tone.
"It's a she," James corrected Remus as he dropped to the floor to look
under his bed.
"No, James," Sirius began, "We checked. It's a he."
"Well, he's going to have some identity problems when he grows up. I
just ordered him a sparkly pink collar." James said thoughtfully.
"You ordered him a—never mind! Where is he!?" Remus asked.
"The door is open!" James shouted suddenly.
"Nice deduction, genius. You know they say you're smarter than me, but—"
Sirius began.
"He got out, idiot!" James said as he began to run down the stairs. The
rest of the Marauders looked at each other, paused for a moment, and followed
James down the stairs.
The group of boys turned over every chair, looked in every bag, and
asked everyone and they still hadn't found Lily-groundhog.
"Looks like you might be saying goodbye to your furry friend a little
early," Sirius said as they threw themselves into the chairs near the fireplace.
James looked ready to cry.
"Sirius—" Remus began in a scolding tone. He stopped talking when a
shriek came from upstairs in the girls' dormitory.
"The girls," James said, his face lighting up.
"What the hell is this—thing doing in my bed!?" Lily asked as she walked
into the common room, holding Lily-groundhog by her back left leg.
"Lily-groundhog!" James screamed in joy.
"What did you just say Potter?" Lily asked in disgust.
"Don't you hold her like that!" James shouted at Lily-person as he
jumped out of his seat and took the groundhog from her.
"What did you call her?" Lily asked in annoyance.
"Leave my groundhog alone, you evil girl," James said as he put
Lily-groundhog in his lap and began to pet her in a soothing manner.
"What did he just call her?" Lily asked again.
"Lily-groundhog," Remus said, his face turning red with contained
laughter. On the other side of him, Sirius—having not even tried to not
laugh—was laughing hysterically with tears dripping down his face.
"Whatever," Lily said in disgust as she turned on her heel and walked
back upstairs.
"Did that mean lady hurt you?" James asked the groundhog in a soothing
tone.
"How long until he leaves again?" Sirius asked, his face burried in his hands.
"Five days, 22 hours, seven minutes, and 40 seconds," Remus answered.
~~Well, there it is! I hope you enjoyed it! I know that the characterization of
Lily is a bit off, but if you think about it, she knew that the groundhog
belonged to James and, sadly, groundhogs do look a bit like oversized rats.
Anywho, if you like it, REVIEW and I may post more! Come on, REVIEW!~~
Ahhelga~ I'm glad you liked it! You say you like Ul, have you read *Prophecy*?
It's my other Lily and James fic that's quite a bit better…
AngelTears~ Lol! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Aren't groundhogs so cute?
Ali-Cat-21~ Thanks!
MinnieLover~ Thanks!
PotterChick1~ Well, here's a bit more of what happens during their 7 day journey
of hilarity! (Yes, I do know that that made no sense…)
NYKimStar~ Lol! Yeah, they're so dang cute!
Loraliant Angelisa Snape~ Interesting penname… Someone has a thing for Snivelly?
Interesting… Lol! Just teasing! You're from Louisiana too? Awesome! I actually
don't like crawfish all that much… I know… I'm a freak…
Tara~ Thanks!
Queen of Zan~ Thanks! I liked writing it! I still want my friggin cheesecake!!
Grr!! I mean, anywho, I have to ask… What/who the hell is blue wizard!?!?