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Lucky Number Seven
Chapter NINE: Hurricane Fluffy
By: Mel-chan and Ali-chan
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"HUMID HUMID HUMID HOT HOT HOT and did I mention HUMID!? Make sure you folks have your Air conditioning on high today because it seems we are having a dry spell without the dry! No rain for the rest of the week and maybe none until the end of the month!"
Miroku groaned and rolled over. His hand flew around and whacked the alarm clock off his bedside table. It crashed with a thump and the day's weather forecast shut off with it. Within seconds there were a few more muffled thumps... Both roommates didn't move an inch. Even more poundings on the door were heard and finally another crash sounded that morning.
There stood Sessho Maru staring blankly at the now non-existing door and a young woman behind him raising an eyebrow.
Woken up by the disturbance across the hall, Sango opened the door and threw out a pillow at the back of Sessho Maru's head.
"Shut Up people are trying to sleep!!" Sango replied with a slam.
Rin, the young woman giggled.
"Your paying for that..." Inu Yasha said with a yawn waving at the fallen and broken door.
Walking through the now empty door way, Sessho Maru pulled Rin in after him. Looking around at the still existent mess, he sighed.
"What do you want?" Inu asked rudely while plumping his body down on the couch and flicked on the TV. (the new TV)
Gingerly stepping over boxes and other miscellaneous things, Sessho Maru muttered something about sanitary living quarters.
"What?"
"Nothing, I have come to tell you, I am getting mar-" He was interrupted by a scream and for the first time Inu noticed his brother had brought a young woman with him. He also noticed that he was in his boxers, his doggy face and paw print on red satin boxers. (STOP DROOLING GIRLS) Eye twitching Inu Yasha then found the reason for the woman's screams.
"Morning Miroku." This good morning however went to waste as it seemed Miroku was now unconscious on the floor.
Sessho Maru, now grumbling beneath his breath, continued "This is Rin, Inu Yasha, I am getting married."
We'd like to take this time and view what other events are happening at the moment as Inu Yasha is having some difficulty taking in this wonderful fact.
1.) VOLCANOES ARE ERUPTING ALL OVER THE EARTH AND HURRICANE FLUFFY HAS GONE ON A CRASH COURSE WITH TOKYO TOWER
2.) THE WORLD IS SPINNING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION
3.) WALLABIES ALL OVER ARE GROWING FINS AND RETURNING TO THE OCEAN
4.)MIROKU HAS STOPPED BEING PERVERTED... oh wait never mind... (you wish Sango)
5.) THE NUMBER FIVE IS NOW MISSING FROM MY KEYBOARD
AND 6.) PIGS ARE FLYING, well actually they aren't its just, EVERYTHING ELSE IS!
back to the fic
The first thought that came to Inu Yasha's mind was SCREAM, RUN AWAY TO CANADA!!! The second thought that came was a bit more understandable for him... sarcasm.
"Ha ha, great joke, and you even went through the trouble of bribing a chick to play along!"
Sessho Maru stood there staring at his stupid brother. Trust it to him to not understand that his high-class brother was getting married. How could they be related?
Ignoring his brother's statements Sessho Maru grabbed Rin's hand and showed them the ring, the really BIG ring.
Inu Yasha's eyes bugged out but he quickly recovered and replied "Nice fake." with rolling eyes his brother handed a wedding invite to both Inu and Miroku who was now awake and staring at the ring with a pout.
'Another fishy has left the sea.' he thought with a sigh. He was also dressed in his boxers, purple ones, with little teddy bears holding pink hearts on them (AWWW Mr. Sensitive!)
"Rin has convinced me that I should invite you two delinquents but only on the deal that you behave and invite dates. Invite, not bribe. And you better be nicely dressed and respectable. This is a high class fancy wedding and I will not let this wedding get trashed because my half-brother and his friend couldn't act mature."
"Fine fine, bu-"
"No!" and with that, Sessho Maru walked out the door with Rin waving a good bye. Just when they thought Sessho Maru had left, his silver head peeked back through the doorway.
"By the way, you might want to get that fixed, considering you have two young ladies standing in the hall looking at you...Didn't you hear the laughing?"
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When Sango threw the pillow out the door she didn't expect the tall silver haired man to be standing there. He looked like Inu Yasha but had a more poise classy look. Curious she awoke Kagome and they snook over to the door of Apt. 7. Hearing all about the wedding, and seeing the men's underpants, they cracked up laughing. The thought of those two bimbos in their boxers at a wedding with people in fancy thousand dollar suits and ball gowns, made them fall to the ground rolling and howling madly.
Noticing their neighbors on the ground.. both's faces turned a bright cherry red, together they hauled up the door to block their view.
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Kagome had gotten a phone call from the garage the one in which their car resided( their crappy worthless piece of junk). The woman on the phone had a nasally voice and it was obvious she was chewing gum.
Forgetting they were fighting, Kagome persuaded Inu Yasha to drive her to the garage so she could pick up the car.
"Please!?"
"NO!"
"PRETTY PLEASE!?"
"NO!"
'Ok tough guy, time to turn on the waterworks' Kagome thought
Her eyes started to bubble, and she drooped her lower lip and screwed up her eyebrows and chin. She was a master at the doggy face.
"Please?" she said quietly.
Grumbling annoyingly Inu Yasha agreed. 'This is so unfair, that's cruel of her to do that!' He thought.
Sango jumped in the backseat. "I'm coming too!" Before they new it, Miroku jumped in, except, he jumped in ON TOP of Inu Yasha.
"Maybe you should sit in the backseat, next to Sango!"
"Well that is tempting Inu but your lap is comfy!"
"MOVE!"
"OK OK I'm going!" He said as he tried to climb over into the back and truly accidentally (at least we think) fell on top of Sango's lap. Poor Miroku...
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After a few slaps and grunts later they were downtown and coming up to the garage. Inu, Miroku, and Sango sat silently in the car as Kagome went into the garage to talk to Kouga. She tried to avoid the subject of a date as he tried to flirt with her and explain the things that he did to fix their car. Kagome, not knowing much about cars nodded and tried to laugh in all the right places as he tried to humor her with cheesy jokes.
Out in the car, the windows were up because of the air conditioning and three mouths were seen arguing.
"GET OFF ME!"
"But Sango, I can't move, this is a small car!"
"What are you talking about!?! Sit in the passenger seat!"
"Common Sango, us two, in the backseat..."
"EWWW YOU PERVERT!" she screamed and whacked him again.
"Maybe I should leave you two alone." Inu Yasha said.
"YES!"
"NO!!"
'Why is she taking so long' Inu Yasha thought.
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"So how's Saturday? 7pm?" Kouga said.
"Ehh.. er.. um well ya see-"
"She's busy going with me to my brother's wedding."
"Where did you come from!?" Kagome gasped.
"What are you talking about? She's my girlfriend and we are going out on a date!"
"What!? I never sai-"
"I don't think so, she's coming with me!" With that he grabbed her arm and pulled her to his side...
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Sango sat in the passenger seat quite satisfied by her handiwork with ropes. In the trunk a muffled question erupted.
"Please Sango, will you go to the wedding with me?"
Sighing and finally giving up, "Fine..."
"Sango?"
"What?"
"Could you get me out of here? Its kinda cramped in here.."
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"She doesn't belong to you!"
"She doesn't belong to you either!"
"I don't belong to either of you! What about a wedding!?"
"You're going to the wedding remember?"
"I never said I was! You never even asked me!"
Inu grumbled, "Would you go to the wedding.. with me?" he grit out.
"ah-hem?!"
"Please..."
"Okay" she said cheerily.
"What!?" Kouga yelled. "You are picking that dog over me?"
"Well she wouldn't go with tow truck driver like you."
Before Kouga could rebuttal, Inu Yasha grabbed Kagome's wrist and dragged her away.
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When the boys returned to their apartments, they were content that they now had dates for Sessho Maru's wedding.
"Ya know Miroku, I haven't forgotten that favor you owe me for going on that canoe thing with Kagome."
"Huh? er.. What favor?"
Inu Yasha erupted into a fit of maniacal laughter in which lightning flashed and thunder boomed.
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Mel-chan: I wonder what that could be!?!? mwah ha ha
Ali-chan: Umm... I think I'm gunna have nightmares
Miroku: U? you mean I'm Gonna have nightmares
Inu: MWAH HA HA HAAAAAA I like my lightning and Thunder
Ali: You mean MY lightning and Thunder that we are letting you borrow!
Inu :meep o ya...