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Lucky Number Seven
CHAPTER 10: Pretty 'n' Pink
By: Ali-chan and Mel-chan
Later that night...
"NO! I won't do it!" Miroku screamed.
"YES you WILL! You have to!" grumbled Inu Yasha.
"Any other options?" Miroku sobbed.
"Well, we could dye your hair pink..?"
"No that's ok." He sighed. "Fine, Fine I will wear your stupid pink tux..."
"With pink dyed hair..?"
"Don't push it!"
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"What are we supposed to wear!?"
"I don't know, your the one with the fashion sense, you pick!"
"But... but but..." Suddenly Kagome got an idea. She rushed to her closet and pulled out two summer dresses. One was white with spaghetti straps and ended at the lower calf, with a cut coming up the side. The other one was a light blue with small white ribbons lacing through the hems.
"Wow Kagome, where did you get those?"
"Well, you know how my mom is, always prepared for anything... She bought them a long time ago, they should still fit though, we are about the same size right?" Sango nodded and took the white dress and tried it on in her room. At the same time Kagome tried on the blue one. They came out at the same time and giggled. They changed out and put the dresses back in Kagome's closet. They sat up all night planning what they would do with their hair and what shoes would match. But... would their dates match?
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insert Pink Panther song here
Inu Yasha dressed in black with a black ski mask on creeped into Miroku's room. 'This place is unnatural... its clean!' he thought. In his gloved hand he held a styro-phome cup. In it was a nasty sticky concoction. A pink nasty sticky concoction. Grinning evilly Inu reached up to Miroku's dragon tail. Miroku was snoring like a baby on his stomach and Inu noticed with a shudder, that he was drooling. After dipping and mixing the pony tail in the concoction Inu tossed away the cup. 'Must destroy all evidence' Inu Yasha thought.
He stripped of the black clothing and put it in a plastic bag. He then threw the plastic bag out the window into the alley below.
Cats mewed and dogs barked.
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"What could be taking them so long?" Inu Yasha complained tapping his foot and looking at his watch. Miroku leaned up against the door of Apt. 6. He was dressed in a clean cut suit. Miroku liked it a lot except for the fact that it was PINK! He personally didn't have a problem with the color but others would wonder...
"I specifically told Kagome, 10 o'clock to the point. She's late."
"Come Inu Yasha, I'm sure they are trying to hurry."
No sooner did Miroku talk did the door open and he fell inside, landing with a large thump as his skull practically cracked on the floor. But he didn't mind the pain much as he had an excellent view up someone's skirt..
(GROSS YES WE KNOW but it works, doesn't it? DON'T HURT US!)
"PERVERT!" Sango screamed with a stomp. Miroku screamed like a girl.
"I don't like high heels...." Sango smiled smugly.
"err.. You guys look nice..." Inu Yasha said scratching his cheek
"Nice tux Miroku!" Kagome said giggling.
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The church ceremony was long and boring, uneventful and HOT! It was burning, everyone was sweaty and hot. The programs for the procession were not being read, instead they were fans, they weren't quite efficient enough to keep cool but it was better than nothing. The only two people in the whole stinky (and I mean stinky!) church who looked like they were just fine and cool were the Bride and Groom. (Imagine Sesshy-sama sweating.. It just doesn't work)
Inu Yasha as brother of the Groom was the best man. (Imagine that eh?). Across from him was the Bride's Maid, who surprisingly looked like Kagome except in Pink. 'I guess Miroku doesn't stand out as much as I hoped.' He then realized that this girl must be Rin's sister. 'Kikyo isn't it?' He thought.
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Walking into the church, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku blinked not once, twice but thrice. Not only were all the silver haired people sitting on one side and all the other black hair people sitting on the other but GOOD GOD, it was sauna. This was an old church, with absolutely no air conditioning. Also, even though they had black/brown hair (and pink), they were friends of the groom. So imagine three dark heads sitting in a sea full of silver..
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"I Sessho Maru, take you Rin, to be my wedded wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness.
At this point all the women in the pews made an "Awe." remark while the men grumbled as their wives, girlfriends, sisters, daughters etc. cherished the moment.
I, Rin, take you Sessho Maru, to be my wedded husband. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness.
And at this point all the women put a handkerchief to their tear filled eyes. Sango and Kagome just sat there though, and Miroku cried. just kiddin
They exchanged rings and the priest pronounced them husband and wife. The two leaned in slowly towards each other and kissed. An even bigger "Awe" filled the church. Inu Yasha felt as though he would puke.
Kagome began to imagine what her wedding might be like. Her white dress, with blue lilies as her bouquet. She was just about to kiss the groom, when she realized who her daydream hottie was... Inu Yasha!?!
Sango stared at her friend, stars filled her eyes. Inu Yasha came over, and waved his hands across her face.
"WAKE UP!! ITS OVER, THEY HAVE ALREADY WALKED BACK DOWN THE AISLE AND HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE LIMO! WE HAVTA GO TO THE RECEPTION AT THE HOTEL GENIUS!"
Kagome woke out of her dream like state and looked around, the four of them were the only ones left in the steamy church.
"Eheh sorry... By the way Miroku, did you realize you ha-"
"SHHHHHH!!" Inu Yasha yelled and slapped his hand over her mouth. Kagome then look toward Sango and motioned for her to notice the back of Miroku's head. Sango looked, and started snickering behind her hand...
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"We would like to start this off with a spotlight dance of the Bride and Groom." The D.J.'s announcement was followed by cheers and claps. Sessho Maru and Rin stepped out onto the dance floor. Rin was blushing madly.
'Gods, she looks so beautiful.' Sango thought wistfully. Behind her Miroku slipped his hand in hers and pulled her slightly off to a side alcove: a balcony with a bench.
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"Where did Sango and Miroku go?" Kagome asked, looking around.
"Where do you think they went? Geez this is really sappy! Feh!" Inu snorted.
"I think its wonderful and sweet..." Kagome said blushing and getting all starry eyed again.
"Ya well you would, wench!" Inu Yasha muttered.
"I am not a wench!" Kagome yelled outraged.
"Of course you are, I saw you crying at the wedding and believe me, it was not attractive when you had mascara streaming down your face!"
"You... you really think so?" She said deeply hurt.
"Feh Hya!" Inu said without thinking. He then saw her turn her head away and she stormed off angrily. 'Shit, why did I saw something like that, I didn't really mean it...'
I know, its a bit ooc but o well.. it goes with our idea
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"I love your pink pony tail, it really goes with you suit."
"Huh!?" Miroku grabbed the end of his tail and tried to bring it to his face so he could see it, but he failed. Sango reached over and undid the tie. His soft black hair minus the pink ends floated down to surround his face.
"Hey." he retorted but he didn't mind as he pick up the ends of a bunch of strands and stared at it. "I told Inu Yasha that I wasn't gonna dye my hair. He must've done it while I was sleeping..." he murmured. He face whipped to Sango's to see her expression and caught her staring at him. She quickly glanced up at the something that seemed REALLY interesting in the sky. Miroku reached over and whipped out Sango's hair tie.
"There, We're even!" he said playfully as she gasped.
"Hey give that-" She was stopped as Miroku put a finger to her lips.
"I'll give it back if you promise to keep your hair down the rest of the night." She rolled her eyes and thrust out her hand expecting for him to give it back but instead he placed it with a cheesy grin into his inside jacket packet. "Just in case..."
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They were sitting together on the bench and with an almost practiced motion he swept his arm around Sango and pulled her to him. At first she protested and struggled, but no, he wouldn't let his prize go. She grumbled and stopped. 'I guess Miroku's not that bad.' She allowed herself to think. 'I feel... comfortable...' She slowly laid her head on his chest. She heard his heartbeat and every breath he took. She suddenly felt butterflies in her stomach.
'She stopped?' He expected her to struggle and slap him or.. or .. SOMETHING, but when she leaned in closer he blinked in surprise. Her closeness and smell made him feel like he was in heaven. Her long hair, free of the tie was laying down her back. He touched her soft tresses and sighed. He's had women by his side before but none had made him feel like this.
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Mel-chan: AWWW such a cute ending hehehe
Ali-chan: hits Mel on the head.. grumbles
Miroku: This IS the best chapter... I get to be with Sango... Gets all starry eyed
Ali-chan: Glares at Miroku
Mel-chan: Anyways... The next chapter is Mistaken Identity. We introduce Kikyou into this chapter. Hope ya all enjoy.