AN: Part 1 of 2. This is the kind of character interaction you can take either way. I'm a slash fan, and I do think that while they're on the boat and have no options, Sanji and Usopp probubly would end up together. Wait until I post my 'sex square' drabble (evil laughter). These chapters will probubly be coming quicker. My deviantart acount is stagnent, so sad. I need some 'ttention... Do I sound beggy? I thing I do. I'll stop now.
"Get the hell out of my kitchen" Sanji wheezed, giving a wet cough. Usopp shook his head, and continued to tie the apron.
"You're too sick, you'll give it to everyone if you cook" he explained curtly.
"I know that, but I don't want YOU cooking, long nose" His voice was a croak. Another wet cough.
"Who else, who won't charge, could cook? You want to taste what Luffy makes" Sanji weighed his options.
"Zoro is due for something decent." Usopp twitched at another cough.
"Uh... Nami's showering with the door open"
Sanji bolted from the room, all arguments completely forgotten.