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Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! During our break we regained order over all but James! But not to worry, we have him locked away some where safe. *glances at empty cage with bent bars* Er, never mind. Just a second.
Sirius: Ow! JAMES POTTER! *James/Prongs skids to a stop and looks at Sirius meekly*
Peter: Change! NOW!
James/Prongs: *changes back to human* Calm down. You don't need to go crazy!
Remus: Alright. Now that everyone is back to normal, *glares at James* we can start our game. Everyone pick a number between 1 and 20.
Alanna: Nine!
Neal: Eight!
Raoul: Seven!
George: Six!
Kel: Twelve!
Alanna/Neal/Raoul/George: *glare*
Kel: *cowers*
Jon: Nineteen!
Dom: Two!
Daine: Five!
Numair: Three!
Gary: Fifteen!
Owen: Seven! Twenty! Oo! I know, this is it! The jolliest number of all! Ten!
Faithful: Twenty.
James: EIGHTY-TWO!!!!!!!
Remus: *smacks James on the back of the head*
James: Ow! You're mean in Tortall!
Remus: *sigh* Mirthros, if you're listening, SAVE ME!
Sirius: Mirthros? Do I know him? He's one of Snape's friends isn't he?! Where is he? Let me at 'im!
Remus: Right. Ok, Gary, you got it! You're first!
Peter: Oo! Oo! Let me do it! Alright, Truth or Dare?! Huh? Truth or Dare?!
Gary: Uh, Dare I guess.
Peter: Hmm. I dare you too. too. too.. OH! I got it! I DARE YOU TO CUT ALANNA'S HAIR!!!!
Alanna: What do you have against me you little rat?! *draws Lightning*
Remus: Freaky how close she is, huh Sirius? Oh right, NO KILLING THE HOSTS!
Sirius: Totally.
Alanna: *sits down and gives Peter frequent death glares*
(A/N: GO ALANNA! YOU GET HIM!)
Gary: Er, she isn't allowed to kill me right?
Remus: Of course she isn't allowed to kill you! To make sure she cant, you get to use her sword to cut her hair!
Alanna: Damn.
Jon: If she isn't allowed to kill you, I will Gary!
Gary: He's not allowed to do that right? Sirius: Umm, I don't know. It doesn't say in my Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition, sorry. *flips through very large Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition*
Gary: Damn.
George: Hey! If anyone is going to kill the man who cuts my wife's hair, it should be me!
Jon: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah! *sticks out tongue*
Alanna: Er, shouldn't I get to choose who kills the man who cut my hair?
Peter: Yah, I guess so.
Alanna: Good, then I want to kill him.
Remus: Tough. Choose which of those two gets to kill him. *points at Jon and George who are glaring at each other* Pathetic.
George: He's a prat!
Jon: He lies!
George: He's spoiled!
Jon: Ya, well, GEORGE IS STILL KING OF THE THEIVES!
Alanna: *gasps*
George: *growls* That was low.
Kel: Cant we just solve this peacefully?
Alanna: Shove off, I'm beating my husband.
Sirius: Will George come out of this alive? Will Alanna's hair ever get cut? Who will get to kill Gary? Will we EVER get onto the game?
Alanna: Damn you George! *whacks him with a book*
George: Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!!!!!!!!!
Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! During our break we regained order over all but James! But not to worry, we have him locked away some where safe. *glances at empty cage with bent bars* Er, never mind. Just a second.
Sirius: Ow! JAMES POTTER! *James/Prongs skids to a stop and looks at Sirius meekly*
Peter: Change! NOW!
James/Prongs: *changes back to human* Calm down. You don't need to go crazy!
Remus: Alright. Now that everyone is back to normal, *glares at James* we can start our game. Everyone pick a number between 1 and 20.
Alanna: Nine!
Neal: Eight!
Raoul: Seven!
George: Six!
Kel: Twelve!
Alanna/Neal/Raoul/George: *glare*
Kel: *cowers*
Jon: Nineteen!
Dom: Two!
Daine: Five!
Numair: Three!
Gary: Fifteen!
Owen: Seven! Twenty! Oo! I know, this is it! The jolliest number of all! Ten!
Faithful: Twenty.
James: EIGHTY-TWO!!!!!!!
Remus: *smacks James on the back of the head*
James: Ow! You're mean in Tortall!
Remus: *sigh* Mirthros, if you're listening, SAVE ME!
Sirius: Mirthros? Do I know him? He's one of Snape's friends isn't he?! Where is he? Let me at 'im!
Remus: Right. Ok, Gary, you got it! You're first!
Peter: Oo! Oo! Let me do it! Alright, Truth or Dare?! Huh? Truth or Dare?!
Gary: Uh, Dare I guess.
Peter: Hmm. I dare you too. too. too.. OH! I got it! I DARE YOU TO CUT ALANNA'S HAIR!!!!
Alanna: What do you have against me you little rat?! *draws Lightning*
Remus: Freaky how close she is, huh Sirius? Oh right, NO KILLING THE HOSTS!
Sirius: Totally.
Alanna: *sits down and gives Peter frequent death glares*
(A/N: GO ALANNA! YOU GET HIM!)
Gary: Er, she isn't allowed to kill me right?
Remus: Of course she isn't allowed to kill you! To make sure she cant, you get to use her sword to cut her hair!
Alanna: Damn.
Jon: If she isn't allowed to kill you, I will Gary!
Gary: He's not allowed to do that right? Sirius: Umm, I don't know. It doesn't say in my Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition, sorry. *flips through very large Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition*
Gary: Damn.
George: Hey! If anyone is going to kill the man who cuts my wife's hair, it should be me!
Jon: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah! *sticks out tongue*
Alanna: Er, shouldn't I get to choose who kills the man who cut my hair?
Peter: Yah, I guess so.
Alanna: Good, then I want to kill him.
Remus: Tough. Choose which of those two gets to kill him. *points at Jon and George who are glaring at each other* Pathetic.
George: He's a prat!
Jon: He lies!
George: He's spoiled!
Jon: Ya, well, GEORGE IS STILL KING OF THE THEIVES!
Alanna: *gasps*
George: *growls* That was low.
Kel: Cant we just solve this peacefully?
Alanna: Shove off, I'm beating my husband.
Sirius: Will George come out of this alive? Will Alanna's hair ever get cut? Who will get to kill Gary? Will we EVER get onto the game?
Alanna: Damn you George! *whacks him with a book*
George: Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!!!!!!!!!