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Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! With any luck we will be able to control James, save Gary and cut Alanna's hair! I know it's doubtful, but we all have our fingers crossed.
Sirius: We were beginning to wonder if James was becoming mentally unstable, but we found out he still hates Lily, so it's got to be that blasted sugar!
Prongs: *runs in circles around the stools*
Sirius/Padfoot: Alright that's it, you're asking for it! *changes into Padfoot and chases Prongs*
Daine: HOW DO THEY DO THAT?!
Numair: I know, they do it constantly but never ever get tired! *grabs Padfoot's tail and pulls him to a halt*
Padfoot/Sirius: Grr. *bites Numair's wrist and changes back* What was that for? We were just playing tag!
Numair: How. Do. They. Do it? *pokes Sirius all over*
Sirius: HEY! Watch it. I'm human you know! *whispers to Remus* Can we go home now? These people are barbarians!!
George: We can hear you, you know. *holds ice on lump on his head*
Sirius: Ya, so?
George: *sigh*
Peter: Er, Gary, are you ever going to cut Alanna's hair? You have to!
Alanna: Damn. Does he really have to?
Peter: *nods*
Alanna: Just wait until it's my turn you rat.
Remus: Once again, freaky how close she is, isn't it?
Sirius: Totally.
Peter: Wait, they are allowed to ask us, are they?
Sirius: Umm, I'm not sure. It doesn't say in my Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition, sorry. *flips through very large Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition* Ask Remus.
Remus: How am I supposed to know?! Er, ya, they're allowed.
James: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy. *hops around on a pogo stick*
Neal: What that hell is that?!
Sirius: *sigh* I think this calls for drastic measures.
Remus: You don't mean.?!
Sirius: I do.
Remus: *shocked breath*
Sirius: I think it's necessary.
Dom: What? What's necessary?!
Sirius/Remus: Lily.
James: *falls of pogo stick*
Peter: You're not serious!
Sirius: Actually I am, as Neal so kindly pointed out!
Neal: *gulp*
Dom: Nice going Meathead! (
Kel: *laugh*
Gary: Hey that's funny! Sirius, serious!
Sirius: Ha ha ha. Laugh all you want, you're the one who's going to die.
Gary: Oh right. *pulls a depressed face*
Sirius: *snickers*
Numair: *pokes rigid James, who is sitting on the floor in shock*
Sirius: You can stop doing that you know!
Numair: But he can turn into an animal at will, and at a single word he collapses! It's a miracle!
Remus: *sigh*
Sirius: I'll get Lily! Luckily I was prepared for this. *pop*
Numair: *faints*
Peter: Oh dear.
Gary: Do I have to cut Alanna's hair now?
Remus: NO! We have to wait till Sirius gets back with Lily.
James: Lily. Lily. Lily. Doom. Lily. Lily. Lily. Lily. I'm gonna die. Lily.
Jon: What exactly is wrong with him?
Alanna: Lily.
Jon: How the hell would you know?!
Alanna: *sigh* And he wonders why I didn't marry him.
George: *snickers*
Sirius: *pop*
Lily: *pop*
Daine: *faints*
Raoul: Like teacher, like student.
Faithful: You really are ignorant aren't you? I've been dead and I even know!
Raoul: Huh?
Faithful: *shakes head* Never mind.
Owen: Anyways, who are you?
Lily: Me? I'm Lily.
Alanna: We kinda guessed that. So what's with you and James?
Lily: Er. Long story. It started with ice cream and continued with pineapples, skulls and crossbones, unpoppable bubbles, and is still going with non-unlockable doors.
All of the contestants: *stare*
James: Lily. Lily. Lily. Life is over as we know it. Lily. Lily. Lily. Lily. I'm doomed. Lily.
Lily: I'm right here James.
James: LILY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Alanna: Can we get this over with?
Peter: Get what over with?
Alanna/Gary: My/Her hair.
Remus: Right. Ok. Gary, are you ready?
Gary: *nods*
Sirius: Alanna, are you ready?
Alanna: Ya, that's it, I'm ready.
Sirius: You aren't?
Alanna: What are you talking about? Of course I'm ready.
All except Alanna: Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
Alanna: *squeezes eyes shut*
Gary: *grips Alanna's sword* Hey, I thought Lightning was stuck in that tombstone?!
Alanna: *mumbles*
Gary: What?
Alanna: *mumbles*
Gary: Speak up! I can't hear you!
Alanna: I broke the tombstone alright?!
Jon: *gasps* That was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather's brother's drycleaner's florist's great aunt's pet poodle's vet's carpenter's tomb!
Alanna: I wanted it back alright? Wait, what are drycleaners?!
Jon: Never mind.
Remus: Can we get on with the hair?!
Lily: Just for the record, will Numair and Daine ever wake up? Will Jon get over his great-great-etc.-etc.-grandfather's brother's drycleaner's florist's great aunt's pet poodle's vet's carpenter's tomb? Will James ever be come a normal person? (which is not very likely, but I've got my fingers crossed!) Will Alanna's hair EVER get cut?
All except Alanna: Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! With any luck we will be able to control James, save Gary and cut Alanna's hair! I know it's doubtful, but we all have our fingers crossed.
Sirius: We were beginning to wonder if James was becoming mentally unstable, but we found out he still hates Lily, so it's got to be that blasted sugar!
Prongs: *runs in circles around the stools*
Sirius/Padfoot: Alright that's it, you're asking for it! *changes into Padfoot and chases Prongs*
Daine: HOW DO THEY DO THAT?!
Numair: I know, they do it constantly but never ever get tired! *grabs Padfoot's tail and pulls him to a halt*
Padfoot/Sirius: Grr. *bites Numair's wrist and changes back* What was that for? We were just playing tag!
Numair: How. Do. They. Do it? *pokes Sirius all over*
Sirius: HEY! Watch it. I'm human you know! *whispers to Remus* Can we go home now? These people are barbarians!!
George: We can hear you, you know. *holds ice on lump on his head*
Sirius: Ya, so?
George: *sigh*
Peter: Er, Gary, are you ever going to cut Alanna's hair? You have to!
Alanna: Damn. Does he really have to?
Peter: *nods*
Alanna: Just wait until it's my turn you rat.
Remus: Once again, freaky how close she is, isn't it?
Sirius: Totally.
Peter: Wait, they are allowed to ask us, are they?
Sirius: Umm, I'm not sure. It doesn't say in my Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition, sorry. *flips through very large Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition* Ask Remus.
Remus: How am I supposed to know?! Er, ya, they're allowed.
James: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy. *hops around on a pogo stick*
Neal: What that hell is that?!
Sirius: *sigh* I think this calls for drastic measures.
Remus: You don't mean.?!
Sirius: I do.
Remus: *shocked breath*
Sirius: I think it's necessary.
Dom: What? What's necessary?!
Sirius/Remus: Lily.
James: *falls of pogo stick*
Peter: You're not serious!
Sirius: Actually I am, as Neal so kindly pointed out!
Neal: *gulp*
Dom: Nice going Meathead! (
Kel: *laugh*
Gary: Hey that's funny! Sirius, serious!
Sirius: Ha ha ha. Laugh all you want, you're the one who's going to die.
Gary: Oh right. *pulls a depressed face*
Sirius: *snickers*
Numair: *pokes rigid James, who is sitting on the floor in shock*
Sirius: You can stop doing that you know!
Numair: But he can turn into an animal at will, and at a single word he collapses! It's a miracle!
Remus: *sigh*
Sirius: I'll get Lily! Luckily I was prepared for this. *pop*
Numair: *faints*
Peter: Oh dear.
Gary: Do I have to cut Alanna's hair now?
Remus: NO! We have to wait till Sirius gets back with Lily.
James: Lily. Lily. Lily. Doom. Lily. Lily. Lily. Lily. I'm gonna die. Lily.
Jon: What exactly is wrong with him?
Alanna: Lily.
Jon: How the hell would you know?!
Alanna: *sigh* And he wonders why I didn't marry him.
George: *snickers*
Sirius: *pop*
Lily: *pop*
Daine: *faints*
Raoul: Like teacher, like student.
Faithful: You really are ignorant aren't you? I've been dead and I even know!
Raoul: Huh?
Faithful: *shakes head* Never mind.
Owen: Anyways, who are you?
Lily: Me? I'm Lily.
Alanna: We kinda guessed that. So what's with you and James?
Lily: Er. Long story. It started with ice cream and continued with pineapples, skulls and crossbones, unpoppable bubbles, and is still going with non-unlockable doors.
All of the contestants: *stare*
James: Lily. Lily. Lily. Life is over as we know it. Lily. Lily. Lily. Lily. I'm doomed. Lily.
Lily: I'm right here James.
James: LILY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Alanna: Can we get this over with?
Peter: Get what over with?
Alanna/Gary: My/Her hair.
Remus: Right. Ok. Gary, are you ready?
Gary: *nods*
Sirius: Alanna, are you ready?
Alanna: Ya, that's it, I'm ready.
Sirius: You aren't?
Alanna: What are you talking about? Of course I'm ready.
All except Alanna: Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
Alanna: *squeezes eyes shut*
Gary: *grips Alanna's sword* Hey, I thought Lightning was stuck in that tombstone?!
Alanna: *mumbles*
Gary: What?
Alanna: *mumbles*
Gary: Speak up! I can't hear you!
Alanna: I broke the tombstone alright?!
Jon: *gasps* That was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather's brother's drycleaner's florist's great aunt's pet poodle's vet's carpenter's tomb!
Alanna: I wanted it back alright? Wait, what are drycleaners?!
Jon: Never mind.
Remus: Can we get on with the hair?!
Lily: Just for the record, will Numair and Daine ever wake up? Will Jon get over his great-great-etc.-etc.-grandfather's brother's drycleaner's florist's great aunt's pet poodle's vet's carpenter's tomb? Will James ever be come a normal person? (which is not very likely, but I've got my fingers crossed!) Will Alanna's hair EVER get cut?
All except Alanna: Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!