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Lily: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! Alright, I know this is Remus's line, but he is temporarily unavailable. *A loud howl interrupts Lily and she looks nervously at the studio doors* But getting on with our story, James is currently running around somewhere torturing some innocent contestant, Sirius is also currently running around somewhere, but he is chasing after James. Alanna is STILL waiting for her hair to be cut. I sure hope Gary has updated his will.
Gary: Umm. I don't know if I should do this. I kind of want to live ya know.
Alanna: *sighs with disgust* Fine! If you wont do it, I will! *Grabs Lightning from Gary and starts sawing on her hair*
Kel: What are you doing?!
Alanna: What does it look like?! *sigh* How did SHE become my predecessor?
Dom: What are you talking about? Kel's great!
Raoul: *raises an eyebrow*
Dom: At weapons I mean. *blushes*
Jon: Why Alanna?! Why?
Alanna: *looks at the pieces of red hair on the ground and smiled* Gary was taking to long and I don't want to pay for a barber.
Lily: As we can see, these Tortallans lead complex lives.
James: Barbarians! *runs past, Sirius hot on his trail*
Lily: And, James is never going to grow up. *sigh*
George: Don't worry, we've all had our fair share of such people. *glances meaningfully at Neal, Owen, Alanna, and Jon*
Alanna: Are you implating, no that's not right. Implanting? No. Impeling? No. I know! Implying!
George: *sigh*
Alanna: Are you implying that Jon and I never grew up?
George: Yes.
Alanna: *sticks tongue out at Jon* Told ya so! That'll be 10 coppers!
Jon: *pouts and counts coins into Alanna's palm*
George: As I was saying.
Lily: What ever, we need to get on with the game.
Peter: Right, it's your turn to ask someone Gary!
Gary: Umm, I dunno. I only really know Jon, Alanna, and Raoul, and they're crazy. I guess I'll ask. Numair.
Lily: Sorry, can't ask people that aren't conscious, it kinda messes up the game.
Gary: Oh right, then Nealan I guess. Truth or Dare?
Neal: *goes very, very red* It's not Nealan, it's Neal! How many times do I have to tell you people! Only my least favorite aunt calls me Nealan!
Dom: Or you can just call him Meathead like us.
Gary: Er. Truth or Dare?
Neal: Truth. I don't want to know what you people can think of.
Gary: Umm. Umm. Er. Uh. Oh! I know. What did you use to bribe Lord Wyldon not to kick you out?
Neal: Nothing!
Gary: Are you sure?
Neal: Yes of course I'm-
Kel: Wait, it wasn't bribery. It was. Blackmail!
All: *gasp*
Gary: Uh, I guess I need to change the question then. What did you use to blackmail Lord Wyldon?
Neal: Umm, which time? I mean, I never blackmailed him! *glares at Kel* You are so dead Mindelan.
Gary: Well?
Neal: *mumbles*
Gary: What?!
Neal: You really need to get your ears checked. I said. I have a mage photo of him dancing the funky chicken in a bunny suit!
All: *collapse into helpless laughter*
Lily: Hey! I think Dumbledore has one of those!
James: Nope, that's a rat suit! *runs past once again, Sirius still chasing him*
Lily: Oops, my bad.
Peter: Er, isn't it Neal's turn?
Lily: So it is. Neal?
Neal: Er, Lily!
Lily: Hey! You aren't allowed to do that!
Remus: *walks in* Actually, ya he is. Sirius has the Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition. We checked in there, but it didn't say, so we decided that they could.
Lily: Damn you all.
Neal: Truth or Dare?
Lily: Truth.
Remus: *gasps* Lily! How could you?! Truth? I thought you weren't like that!
Lily: *rolls eyes* I just don't want them doing what you and Sirius did!
Remus: *grins* Oh right. I'd almost forgotten that, funny how that happens isn't it?
Neal: Do you like James?
Lily: No.
Remus: Wait, I want to put a truth spell on her, I always did want to know the answer to that. The real one!
Lily: That is the real one!
Remus: Ya, and I'm human.
Raoul: What? You aren't human? How?
Remus: Long story. Re Vera! Ask her again.
Lily: This is cruelty to animals!
Remus: Actually, it would be cruelty to animals if you did that to me or the others.
Lily: Whatever.
Neal: Do you like James?
Remus: Yo! Prongs! Front and center!
James: *skids to a stop in front of Remus* Ya Moony?
Remus: Just listen.
Lily: N- N- Agh! Damn spell! Yes! Ok? Yes! I like James Potter!!
Remus: Well James? *hears a thump and looks over*
James: *passes out*
Remus: Well, what do you know. He took that well considering.
Dom: That was well?!
Remus: Yup.
Dom: Weird. *shakes his head*
Daine: *wakes up* Well, what did I miss?
Alanna: Not much. Jon found out I broke his great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather's brother's drycleaner's florist's great aunt's pet poodle's vet's carpenter's tomb, I cut my hair, we found out how Neal blackmailed Lord Wyldon-
Daine: Oh really?! How?
Alanna: Something to do with the funky chicken and a rabbit suit.
Daine: Oh, I already knew that!
Alanna: Right. Also we learned that Remus isn't human, and that Lily is in love with James, and then James passed out and you woke up.
Sirius: Hey! What did I miss!
Alanna: *sigh*
Sirius: Er, what is James doing on the floor? What happened?
Lily: *scowls and grumbles* Nothing, nothing at all.
Sirius: Right. *looks at Moony*
Remus: *mouths 'I'll tell you later' and grins suggestively at Lily and then James*
Sirius: Finally?!
Remus: Yup!
Lily: ARGH!!!
Lily: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! Alright, I know this is Remus's line, but he is temporarily unavailable. *A loud howl interrupts Lily and she looks nervously at the studio doors* But getting on with our story, James is currently running around somewhere torturing some innocent contestant, Sirius is also currently running around somewhere, but he is chasing after James. Alanna is STILL waiting for her hair to be cut. I sure hope Gary has updated his will.
Gary: Umm. I don't know if I should do this. I kind of want to live ya know.
Alanna: *sighs with disgust* Fine! If you wont do it, I will! *Grabs Lightning from Gary and starts sawing on her hair*
Kel: What are you doing?!
Alanna: What does it look like?! *sigh* How did SHE become my predecessor?
Dom: What are you talking about? Kel's great!
Raoul: *raises an eyebrow*
Dom: At weapons I mean. *blushes*
Jon: Why Alanna?! Why?
Alanna: *looks at the pieces of red hair on the ground and smiled* Gary was taking to long and I don't want to pay for a barber.
Lily: As we can see, these Tortallans lead complex lives.
James: Barbarians! *runs past, Sirius hot on his trail*
Lily: And, James is never going to grow up. *sigh*
George: Don't worry, we've all had our fair share of such people. *glances meaningfully at Neal, Owen, Alanna, and Jon*
Alanna: Are you implating, no that's not right. Implanting? No. Impeling? No. I know! Implying!
George: *sigh*
Alanna: Are you implying that Jon and I never grew up?
George: Yes.
Alanna: *sticks tongue out at Jon* Told ya so! That'll be 10 coppers!
Jon: *pouts and counts coins into Alanna's palm*
George: As I was saying.
Lily: What ever, we need to get on with the game.
Peter: Right, it's your turn to ask someone Gary!
Gary: Umm, I dunno. I only really know Jon, Alanna, and Raoul, and they're crazy. I guess I'll ask. Numair.
Lily: Sorry, can't ask people that aren't conscious, it kinda messes up the game.
Gary: Oh right, then Nealan I guess. Truth or Dare?
Neal: *goes very, very red* It's not Nealan, it's Neal! How many times do I have to tell you people! Only my least favorite aunt calls me Nealan!
Dom: Or you can just call him Meathead like us.
Gary: Er. Truth or Dare?
Neal: Truth. I don't want to know what you people can think of.
Gary: Umm. Umm. Er. Uh. Oh! I know. What did you use to bribe Lord Wyldon not to kick you out?
Neal: Nothing!
Gary: Are you sure?
Neal: Yes of course I'm-
Kel: Wait, it wasn't bribery. It was. Blackmail!
All: *gasp*
Gary: Uh, I guess I need to change the question then. What did you use to blackmail Lord Wyldon?
Neal: Umm, which time? I mean, I never blackmailed him! *glares at Kel* You are so dead Mindelan.
Gary: Well?
Neal: *mumbles*
Gary: What?!
Neal: You really need to get your ears checked. I said. I have a mage photo of him dancing the funky chicken in a bunny suit!
All: *collapse into helpless laughter*
Lily: Hey! I think Dumbledore has one of those!
James: Nope, that's a rat suit! *runs past once again, Sirius still chasing him*
Lily: Oops, my bad.
Peter: Er, isn't it Neal's turn?
Lily: So it is. Neal?
Neal: Er, Lily!
Lily: Hey! You aren't allowed to do that!
Remus: *walks in* Actually, ya he is. Sirius has the Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition. We checked in there, but it didn't say, so we decided that they could.
Lily: Damn you all.
Neal: Truth or Dare?
Lily: Truth.
Remus: *gasps* Lily! How could you?! Truth? I thought you weren't like that!
Lily: *rolls eyes* I just don't want them doing what you and Sirius did!
Remus: *grins* Oh right. I'd almost forgotten that, funny how that happens isn't it?
Neal: Do you like James?
Lily: No.
Remus: Wait, I want to put a truth spell on her, I always did want to know the answer to that. The real one!
Lily: That is the real one!
Remus: Ya, and I'm human.
Raoul: What? You aren't human? How?
Remus: Long story. Re Vera! Ask her again.
Lily: This is cruelty to animals!
Remus: Actually, it would be cruelty to animals if you did that to me or the others.
Lily: Whatever.
Neal: Do you like James?
Remus: Yo! Prongs! Front and center!
James: *skids to a stop in front of Remus* Ya Moony?
Remus: Just listen.
Lily: N- N- Agh! Damn spell! Yes! Ok? Yes! I like James Potter!!
Remus: Well James? *hears a thump and looks over*
James: *passes out*
Remus: Well, what do you know. He took that well considering.
Dom: That was well?!
Remus: Yup.
Dom: Weird. *shakes his head*
Daine: *wakes up* Well, what did I miss?
Alanna: Not much. Jon found out I broke his great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather's brother's drycleaner's florist's great aunt's pet poodle's vet's carpenter's tomb, I cut my hair, we found out how Neal blackmailed Lord Wyldon-
Daine: Oh really?! How?
Alanna: Something to do with the funky chicken and a rabbit suit.
Daine: Oh, I already knew that!
Alanna: Right. Also we learned that Remus isn't human, and that Lily is in love with James, and then James passed out and you woke up.
Sirius: Hey! What did I miss!
Alanna: *sigh*
Sirius: Er, what is James doing on the floor? What happened?
Lily: *scowls and grumbles* Nothing, nothing at all.
Sirius: Right. *looks at Moony*
Remus: *mouths 'I'll tell you later' and grins suggestively at Lily and then James*
Sirius: Finally?!
Remus: Yup!
Lily: ARGH!!!