Welcome to Truth or Dare! Tortallan Edition! Hosted by none other than the
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Peter: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! I know this is Remus's line, really I do. It's just. *looks around* James is unconscious, Lily is chasing Remus for his beautiful little truth spell, Remus is being chased, and Sirius, *turns to look at Sirius who is sitting on his stool, laughing maniacally* Well, we don't quite know what happened to him.
Remus: *runs by* Help!
Sirius: *laughs helplessly*
Remus: *runs by again* Help!
Sirius: *laughs like a mad man*
Remus: *runs up to Sirius and grabs his collar* I said. HELP!
Sirius: Right. *laughs insanely*
Remus: Dumb dog.
Peter: Right. Well it is Lily's turn now, and I think Neal should probably look out. *looks behind him* Never mind.
Neal: *runs by* Help! *yelps as red sparks scorch his butt*
Peter: *sigh* Its going to be a long game.
(A/N: We hate Peter! Yes we do! He's a stupid bleater! Go fall in a pile of poo! *bows* Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!)
Lily: *runs by* I would like to ask *runs past again* Kel *runs by again* Truth or Dare *sits in her stool, puffing*
Kel: Umm, truth.
Lily: Why did you name your stuffed toy that looks like a box of jello, Yellow Jello Which Are Bent On The Doom And Destruction Of The World?
Kel: What?! How did you find out!
Lily: Umm, it says on the message board in the studio. *points to studio message board which has a notice written in bold letters that say, Kel has a stuffed box of jello named Yellow Jello Which Are Bent On The Doom And Destruction Of The World!*
Kel: Oh, right. Well, have you ever seen Deepest Darkest Secrets?
All Tortallans: *cheer*
Remus: Deepest Darkest Secrets? What the hell?
Kel: It's a game show! Hosted by Seadragon and formerly Faithful, but now Alanna. I got to drop warhammers on people!
Lily: Sounds fascinating. Really.
Alanna: Seadragon's a bit of a nut though.
Gary: Well yah, she's writing this story isn't she?!
Raoul: Hey! Remember the time she made us play Survivor? In the Arctic!
Jon: Those were the good old days. *sigh*
All Tortallans: *sigh*
Remus: Er. Right.
(A/N: By the way, both Deepest, Darkest Secrets and Survivor: Arctic are written by me. Go check 'em out!)
Lily: But what does that have to do with jello?
Kel: Er, 1 sec. *grabs a printed copy of Deepest, Darkest Secrets and gives it to Lily*
Lily: *reads* Oh! I see!
Remus: Umm, I'm not going to bother reading that, but it's your turn Kel.
Kel: Umm, Alanna!
Alanna: Damn. Do I have to?!
Remus: Yes.
Alanna: But,-
Remus: No.
Alanna: What about?-
Remus: No.
Alanna: Crap.
Raoul: That kid's just plain unnatural. How the hell does he do that? No one can predict Alanna! No one.
Sirius: *wake up from sugar trance* Whats up?
Remus: Well,-
Sirius: Ok, and?
Remus: Next,-
Sirius: Good, good.
Remus: Oh!-
Sirius: Really? Whoa!! *gives Keladry an odd look*
Gary: Ack! There's two of them!
Sirius: *glances at Gary and Raoul who are huddle under their chairs* Right.
Alanna: Fine, I pick truth!
Kel: Er, I never asked you.
Alanna: Get on with it you dumb blonde.
Kel: *holds up mirror* What?! I've gone blonde?! NO! *looks in mirror again* Oh, never mind. Alright Alanna, why did you marry George?
Alanna: Cuz I wanted to.
Kel: Yah, yah, I've heard that a million times, now really. Why?
Alanna: *scowl* Because that dumb bitch from up north stole Jon.
George: WHAT?! *snarls at Jon*
Peter: No fighting on set, I hate filling out those health forms. *sigh*
George: *scowl*
Jon: *scowl*
Alanna: Oh crap. *whistles innocently*
Lily: *sigh* Your turn Alanna.
Alanna: *still whistling innocently* Huh what?
Lily: Your turn.
Alanna: Oh. Neal, truth or dare?
Neal: Truth.
Alanna: Wuss. Why don't you like vegetables?
Neal: If you must know, *sigh* When I was younger I used to love carrots, I would eat carrots night and day, day and night, chopped, sliced or diced. Carrots were the only thing I enjoyed eating. I ate them day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year.
All: Get on with it already!
Neal: No need to get violent! As I was saying, I ate them all the time, until, finally, I turned into a carrot myself! *sob*
All: *laugh*
Neal: *sniff* Its not funny! I was orange, and my hair was green and long. My horse tried to eat me!
All: *laugh*
Neal: Grr.
Remus: Now, Neal, you know you don't want to hurt anyone.
Neal: ATTACK!
Lily: No! Neal, don't!
Numair: Duck!
Daine: What? Where?! *looks around franticly*
Numair: *sigh*
Sirius: Will we survive Neal the Carrot Man's attack? Will Daine realize there are NO ducks? Will James wake up? Lily sure hopes not!
Duck: Quack! *Whack*
Sirius: *falls over after the duck flies into his head* Ouch.
Neal: DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! I know this is Remus's line, really I do. It's just. *looks around* James is unconscious, Lily is chasing Remus for his beautiful little truth spell, Remus is being chased, and Sirius, *turns to look at Sirius who is sitting on his stool, laughing maniacally* Well, we don't quite know what happened to him.
Remus: *runs by* Help!
Sirius: *laughs helplessly*
Remus: *runs by again* Help!
Sirius: *laughs like a mad man*
Remus: *runs up to Sirius and grabs his collar* I said. HELP!
Sirius: Right. *laughs insanely*
Remus: Dumb dog.
Peter: Right. Well it is Lily's turn now, and I think Neal should probably look out. *looks behind him* Never mind.
Neal: *runs by* Help! *yelps as red sparks scorch his butt*
Peter: *sigh* Its going to be a long game.
(A/N: We hate Peter! Yes we do! He's a stupid bleater! Go fall in a pile of poo! *bows* Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!)
Lily: *runs by* I would like to ask *runs past again* Kel *runs by again* Truth or Dare *sits in her stool, puffing*
Kel: Umm, truth.
Lily: Why did you name your stuffed toy that looks like a box of jello, Yellow Jello Which Are Bent On The Doom And Destruction Of The World?
Kel: What?! How did you find out!
Lily: Umm, it says on the message board in the studio. *points to studio message board which has a notice written in bold letters that say, Kel has a stuffed box of jello named Yellow Jello Which Are Bent On The Doom And Destruction Of The World!*
Kel: Oh, right. Well, have you ever seen Deepest Darkest Secrets?
All Tortallans: *cheer*
Remus: Deepest Darkest Secrets? What the hell?
Kel: It's a game show! Hosted by Seadragon and formerly Faithful, but now Alanna. I got to drop warhammers on people!
Lily: Sounds fascinating. Really.
Alanna: Seadragon's a bit of a nut though.
Gary: Well yah, she's writing this story isn't she?!
Raoul: Hey! Remember the time she made us play Survivor? In the Arctic!
Jon: Those were the good old days. *sigh*
All Tortallans: *sigh*
Remus: Er. Right.
(A/N: By the way, both Deepest, Darkest Secrets and Survivor: Arctic are written by me. Go check 'em out!)
Lily: But what does that have to do with jello?
Kel: Er, 1 sec. *grabs a printed copy of Deepest, Darkest Secrets and gives it to Lily*
Lily: *reads* Oh! I see!
Remus: Umm, I'm not going to bother reading that, but it's your turn Kel.
Kel: Umm, Alanna!
Alanna: Damn. Do I have to?!
Remus: Yes.
Alanna: But,-
Remus: No.
Alanna: What about?-
Remus: No.
Alanna: Crap.
Raoul: That kid's just plain unnatural. How the hell does he do that? No one can predict Alanna! No one.
Sirius: *wake up from sugar trance* Whats up?
Remus: Well,-
Sirius: Ok, and?
Remus: Next,-
Sirius: Good, good.
Remus: Oh!-
Sirius: Really? Whoa!! *gives Keladry an odd look*
Gary: Ack! There's two of them!
Sirius: *glances at Gary and Raoul who are huddle under their chairs* Right.
Alanna: Fine, I pick truth!
Kel: Er, I never asked you.
Alanna: Get on with it you dumb blonde.
Kel: *holds up mirror* What?! I've gone blonde?! NO! *looks in mirror again* Oh, never mind. Alright Alanna, why did you marry George?
Alanna: Cuz I wanted to.
Kel: Yah, yah, I've heard that a million times, now really. Why?
Alanna: *scowl* Because that dumb bitch from up north stole Jon.
George: WHAT?! *snarls at Jon*
Peter: No fighting on set, I hate filling out those health forms. *sigh*
George: *scowl*
Jon: *scowl*
Alanna: Oh crap. *whistles innocently*
Lily: *sigh* Your turn Alanna.
Alanna: *still whistling innocently* Huh what?
Lily: Your turn.
Alanna: Oh. Neal, truth or dare?
Neal: Truth.
Alanna: Wuss. Why don't you like vegetables?
Neal: If you must know, *sigh* When I was younger I used to love carrots, I would eat carrots night and day, day and night, chopped, sliced or diced. Carrots were the only thing I enjoyed eating. I ate them day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year.
All: Get on with it already!
Neal: No need to get violent! As I was saying, I ate them all the time, until, finally, I turned into a carrot myself! *sob*
All: *laugh*
Neal: *sniff* Its not funny! I was orange, and my hair was green and long. My horse tried to eat me!
All: *laugh*
Neal: Grr.
Remus: Now, Neal, you know you don't want to hurt anyone.
Neal: ATTACK!
Lily: No! Neal, don't!
Numair: Duck!
Daine: What? Where?! *looks around franticly*
Numair: *sigh*
Sirius: Will we survive Neal the Carrot Man's attack? Will Daine realize there are NO ducks? Will James wake up? Lily sure hopes not!
Duck: Quack! *Whack*
Sirius: *falls over after the duck flies into his head* Ouch.
Neal: DIE!!!!!!!!!!