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Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! I finally got my line back, because there is no one chasing me around trying to kill me, and the moon isn't full. (Thank god). But, when we last left off, James was still unconscious, Neal the Carrot Man was on a rampage, and there was a psychotic duck on the loose.
James: *wakes up* Hey! Where am I?
Peter: Remus! Duck!
Remus: AHH! *dives under his chair as the duck flies overhead*
Duck: Quack!
Daine: I told you there was a duck! I told you! AHH! No Neal! Don't!
Neal: MWHAHAHA! To me Carrot Men! To me!
Carrot Men: *run on from off stage*
Alanna: Ugh. I hate carrots *grabs Lightning and starts dicing Carrot Men*
Numair: You shall not pass! *makes a wall of fire*
Daine: Numair! I told you to stop quoting Lord of the Rings! You have got to stop believing that you are an old man! It's not healthy!
Numair: Fly you fools!
Carrot Man #2: Commander, requesting permission to draw back! I repeat, draw back!
Commander Carrot Man: Never! We fight to the death!
Carrot Man #8: But I don't want to be a salad!
Commander Carrot Man: Too bad soldier! You're gonna be diced and dressed before you retreat!
Dom: Ok, this is odd.
Faithful: I agree with you. What do you say we split?
Dom: Sounds good. Lets go!
Raoul: Not so fast Sergeant! If you ever want to be even considered for a promotion you'll start slicing and dicing!
Dom: *sigh*
Many Hours Later
Sirius: Phew, I think that's the last of them!
Gary: Why are you so tired? You didn't even help!
Sirius: SO? It's hard work watching you guys chopping Carrot Men!
Alanna: Pathetic.
Sirius: And Proud.
James: Forever and Always.
Remus: Truly.
Peter: Amen.
Lily: Where were we?
James: AHH!
Remus: Oh shut up. I'm tired of your little act.
James: *scowls*
Sirius: You mean?-
Remus: Yup.
Sirius: Knew it.
James: Hey! No-
Remus: You know it.
Sirius: *snickers*
James: *pouts*
Dom: You mean-
Sirius: Yup.
Dom: And he-
Remus: Uh-huh.
Dom: Whoa. Dude!
James: ARGH!
Peter: Anyways, I believe it is Neal's turn.
Neal: Dom.
Dom: Yes Meathead?
Neal: Truth or Dare?
Dom: Dare.
Neal: *grins evilly*
Dom: *sweats nervously* Oh crap.
Neal: *grins evilly*
Dom: Damn. Crap. Damn. Crap.
Neal: *grins evilly*
Remus: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
Neal: *glances at Remus* Dude, have you taken your pills yet?
Remus: *muttering* How did he know? How did he know?
Neal: Fine, I dare you to.
Dom: *watches him apprehensively*
Neal: .
Dom: Yes?
Neal: .
Alanna: This kid has major issues.
Faithful: I think it comes from being a carrot.
Alanna: *nods*
Neal: I dare you to. Swim through a pit of snakes!
Dom: *sighs with relief* Umm, Neal? Where are we going to get a pit of snakes?
Peter: Umm? Excuse me? Hello!
Dom: Yes?!
Peter: *stands on tiptoe and whispers in Dom's ear while pointing somewhere*
Dom: I see. Crap.
Neal: Come on Dom. Do it! Do it!
Dom: Er.
Neal: Come on Dom, are you. Carrot?
All: *gasp*
Dom: NEVER! I can do it! I think. *walks over to the snake pit* Oh my.
All: Do it! Do it!
Dom: *muttering* Talk about peer pressure. Fine! *jumps in snake pit and screams*
Raoul: What? What?! One of those damn snakes better not have hurt my sergeant!
Dom: *leaps out screaming and snakes go flying*
Sirius: Help! *runs by*
Remus: Will James ever fess up? Will Dom have survived the snake pit? Will ANYONE survive the snakes?
Sirius: *runs past again* Help!
Remus: And will Sirius ever give it up?
Sirius: Help!
Remus: *sigh* Guess not.
Alanna: *yelp* These things hurt! *she points at the snake latched to her ankle*
Remus: Once again. *sigh*
Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! I finally got my line back, because there is no one chasing me around trying to kill me, and the moon isn't full. (Thank god). But, when we last left off, James was still unconscious, Neal the Carrot Man was on a rampage, and there was a psychotic duck on the loose.
James: *wakes up* Hey! Where am I?
Peter: Remus! Duck!
Remus: AHH! *dives under his chair as the duck flies overhead*
Duck: Quack!
Daine: I told you there was a duck! I told you! AHH! No Neal! Don't!
Neal: MWHAHAHA! To me Carrot Men! To me!
Carrot Men: *run on from off stage*
Alanna: Ugh. I hate carrots *grabs Lightning and starts dicing Carrot Men*
Numair: You shall not pass! *makes a wall of fire*
Daine: Numair! I told you to stop quoting Lord of the Rings! You have got to stop believing that you are an old man! It's not healthy!
Numair: Fly you fools!
Carrot Man #2: Commander, requesting permission to draw back! I repeat, draw back!
Commander Carrot Man: Never! We fight to the death!
Carrot Man #8: But I don't want to be a salad!
Commander Carrot Man: Too bad soldier! You're gonna be diced and dressed before you retreat!
Dom: Ok, this is odd.
Faithful: I agree with you. What do you say we split?
Dom: Sounds good. Lets go!
Raoul: Not so fast Sergeant! If you ever want to be even considered for a promotion you'll start slicing and dicing!
Dom: *sigh*
Many Hours Later
Sirius: Phew, I think that's the last of them!
Gary: Why are you so tired? You didn't even help!
Sirius: SO? It's hard work watching you guys chopping Carrot Men!
Alanna: Pathetic.
Sirius: And Proud.
James: Forever and Always.
Remus: Truly.
Peter: Amen.
Lily: Where were we?
James: AHH!
Remus: Oh shut up. I'm tired of your little act.
James: *scowls*
Sirius: You mean?-
Remus: Yup.
Sirius: Knew it.
James: Hey! No-
Remus: You know it.
Sirius: *snickers*
James: *pouts*
Dom: You mean-
Sirius: Yup.
Dom: And he-
Remus: Uh-huh.
Dom: Whoa. Dude!
James: ARGH!
Peter: Anyways, I believe it is Neal's turn.
Neal: Dom.
Dom: Yes Meathead?
Neal: Truth or Dare?
Dom: Dare.
Neal: *grins evilly*
Dom: *sweats nervously* Oh crap.
Neal: *grins evilly*
Dom: Damn. Crap. Damn. Crap.
Neal: *grins evilly*
Remus: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
Neal: *glances at Remus* Dude, have you taken your pills yet?
Remus: *muttering* How did he know? How did he know?
Neal: Fine, I dare you to.
Dom: *watches him apprehensively*
Neal: .
Dom: Yes?
Neal: .
Alanna: This kid has major issues.
Faithful: I think it comes from being a carrot.
Alanna: *nods*
Neal: I dare you to. Swim through a pit of snakes!
Dom: *sighs with relief* Umm, Neal? Where are we going to get a pit of snakes?
Peter: Umm? Excuse me? Hello!
Dom: Yes?!
Peter: *stands on tiptoe and whispers in Dom's ear while pointing somewhere*
Dom: I see. Crap.
Neal: Come on Dom. Do it! Do it!
Dom: Er.
Neal: Come on Dom, are you. Carrot?
All: *gasp*
Dom: NEVER! I can do it! I think. *walks over to the snake pit* Oh my.
All: Do it! Do it!
Dom: *muttering* Talk about peer pressure. Fine! *jumps in snake pit and screams*
Raoul: What? What?! One of those damn snakes better not have hurt my sergeant!
Dom: *leaps out screaming and snakes go flying*
Sirius: Help! *runs by*
Remus: Will James ever fess up? Will Dom have survived the snake pit? Will ANYONE survive the snakes?
Sirius: *runs past again* Help!
Remus: And will Sirius ever give it up?
Sirius: Help!
Remus: *sigh* Guess not.
Alanna: *yelp* These things hurt! *she points at the snake latched to her ankle*
Remus: Once again. *sigh*