Welcome to Truth or Dare! Tortallan Edition! Hosted by none other than the
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Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! During our break we managed to capture all the snakes, we think, but try to be careful where you step. We also stopped James from strangling Sirius and I, but it came at a price.
James: REMUS! YOU UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW! *hanging from the ceiling with his hands tied behind his back*
Remus: As you can see here, he is a dangerous criminal, and you should never let him into your house.
Sirius: James, you can't come down until you apologize!
James: APOLOGIZE?! FOR WHAT?!
Peter: So remember children, be careful and don't go anywhere with this man. No matter what he promises.
James: Oh, so now I'm a kidnapper huh?!
Sirius: Quiet convict.
Remus: I thought I took away those books?
Sirius: *sheepish grin*
Remus: *sigh* The things I put up with.
Dom: Er, are we ever going to get on with the show?
Peter: No, probably not. And Dom, you have a snake in your hair.
Dom: AHHH! *runs screaming shaking his head*
Raoul: Need. Camera!
Kel: Nice Raoul, nice.
Raoul: I do my best. Just be thankful Alanna is still arguing with George and Jon and Gary, or it would be a hell of a lot worse. *suddenly, he hears a noise* NO!
Alanna: HAHAHA! That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen! Run Dom, run!
Raoul: As I was saying.
Kel: On a whole, you people aren't very nice.
Alanna: YOU PEOPLE?! Is that what we are now? *pauses to think* I kinda like it, it has a nice ring to it.
Jon: Alanna, have you ever-considered seeking professional help?
Alanna: No. But I did see Duke Gareth a lot!
Jon: That was for discipline.
Alanna: Oh, was that what that was? Hmm.
Gary: Oh dear god, what did you do to my father?!
Alanna: Nothing permanent.
Jon: How did you ever make it through the Chamber of the Ordeal?
Alanna: Ever heard of a little thing I like to call bribery?
Jon: Mirthros save me. My champion conned the Chamber.
George: No worries. *smiles* You wont be needing a champion much longer.
Jon: *gives him a suspicious look*
George: Nothing! Nothing at all!
Jon: Alright, now I'm really scared.
Daine: I really don't blame you.
Peter: Can we get on with it?
Dom: But, I thought. I'm confused now.
Raoul: And what, may I ask, is different?
Dom: *scowl*
James: Fine, don't pay attention to your host who is currently DANGLING FROM THE CEILING!
Gary: Don't worry, we wont.
James: *sigh* Of all the shows and people we had to chose this.
Numair: You mean, you don't like us?!
James: Nah, what gave you that idea?!
Numair: Meanie. *sniff*
Daine: Save me. Save me now.
Dom: Can I get in on the saving deal?
Daine: The snake's still in your hair.
Dom: AGH! DAMN SNAKE! GET. OUT. OF. MY. HAIR! *runs off*
Raoul: I worry about that kid sometimes.
Faithful: I wonder why.
Alanna: There you are Faithful!
Faithful: Great. Just great. *runs*
Remus: QUIET!
All: *complete silence*
Dom: Yo, dude. Like, simmer.
Kel: No Dom. Just no. *shudder*
Dom: Aww, why don't you like it? *hurt look*
Kel: Lets not get into this. AGAIN!
Peter: Dom, are you ever going to ask someone?
Dom: Hmm, I dunno. I could. But then again, I. couldn't?
George: Don't strain it now.
Dom: Aww, that's so sweet! Thanks so much!
Raoul: Dom. Answer me. When was the last time you had sugar?
Dom: Well, James gave me some.
Sirius: *wails* Even when he's tied to the ceiling he manages to give us trouble!
Remus: Creepy.
Sirius: Do you think he's watching us? *looks around like he's paranoid*
James: No. I've gone mysteriously deaf.
Sirius: Oh, ok then.
Remus: *sigh* Why me?! WHY ME?!
Kel: There, there. Believe me, I know what it's like.
Remus: *looks at the Tortallans who are all looking innocently at him* I can see how you would.
Alanna/Jon/George: HEY!
Raoul: That hurts.
Dom: You had better believe it.
Neal: Yah!
Dom: Uh, Neal? Where did you come from?
Neal: Over there. *points at a corner* HE *points at Remus* put me in a time out!
Dom: Neal, you're older than he is. He's only sixteen.
Neal: Really. Interesting. *evil grin*
Remus: Thank you Dom. Just for reference, I want lupines at my funeral.
Sirius: *scribbling on note pad* Gotcha. Oh, and what kind of casket do you want?
Remus: Glad to see you're so on top of it Sirius.
James: No, that would be me.
Sirius: Speaking of that, where's Lily?
James: What the hell does that have to do with Lily?
Remus: Don't question it. We probably don't want to know.
All except Sirius: *nod*
Sirius: Li-ly! LI-LY!
James: *tries to cover his ears, but can't* Agh! Damn the echo! Damn the rope! Damn it all!
All except James and Sirius: *slowly move away*
Neal: We're doing it again!
Faithful: I don't want to know.
Sirius: Come on people! Help me find Lily!
All except James: *search for Lily*
Daine: Hey look! The duck!
Dom: DUCK AND COVER!
All except James: *run screaming*
James: NO! Don't leave me here!
Duck: QUACK! *flies into James*
James: Save me! Someone!
Remus: Will we ever get on with the game? Will we find Lily? Will James survive the deadly duck attack?
James: AGH!
Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! During our break we managed to capture all the snakes, we think, but try to be careful where you step. We also stopped James from strangling Sirius and I, but it came at a price.
James: REMUS! YOU UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW! *hanging from the ceiling with his hands tied behind his back*
Remus: As you can see here, he is a dangerous criminal, and you should never let him into your house.
Sirius: James, you can't come down until you apologize!
James: APOLOGIZE?! FOR WHAT?!
Peter: So remember children, be careful and don't go anywhere with this man. No matter what he promises.
James: Oh, so now I'm a kidnapper huh?!
Sirius: Quiet convict.
Remus: I thought I took away those books?
Sirius: *sheepish grin*
Remus: *sigh* The things I put up with.
Dom: Er, are we ever going to get on with the show?
Peter: No, probably not. And Dom, you have a snake in your hair.
Dom: AHHH! *runs screaming shaking his head*
Raoul: Need. Camera!
Kel: Nice Raoul, nice.
Raoul: I do my best. Just be thankful Alanna is still arguing with George and Jon and Gary, or it would be a hell of a lot worse. *suddenly, he hears a noise* NO!
Alanna: HAHAHA! That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen! Run Dom, run!
Raoul: As I was saying.
Kel: On a whole, you people aren't very nice.
Alanna: YOU PEOPLE?! Is that what we are now? *pauses to think* I kinda like it, it has a nice ring to it.
Jon: Alanna, have you ever-considered seeking professional help?
Alanna: No. But I did see Duke Gareth a lot!
Jon: That was for discipline.
Alanna: Oh, was that what that was? Hmm.
Gary: Oh dear god, what did you do to my father?!
Alanna: Nothing permanent.
Jon: How did you ever make it through the Chamber of the Ordeal?
Alanna: Ever heard of a little thing I like to call bribery?
Jon: Mirthros save me. My champion conned the Chamber.
George: No worries. *smiles* You wont be needing a champion much longer.
Jon: *gives him a suspicious look*
George: Nothing! Nothing at all!
Jon: Alright, now I'm really scared.
Daine: I really don't blame you.
Peter: Can we get on with it?
Dom: But, I thought. I'm confused now.
Raoul: And what, may I ask, is different?
Dom: *scowl*
James: Fine, don't pay attention to your host who is currently DANGLING FROM THE CEILING!
Gary: Don't worry, we wont.
James: *sigh* Of all the shows and people we had to chose this.
Numair: You mean, you don't like us?!
James: Nah, what gave you that idea?!
Numair: Meanie. *sniff*
Daine: Save me. Save me now.
Dom: Can I get in on the saving deal?
Daine: The snake's still in your hair.
Dom: AGH! DAMN SNAKE! GET. OUT. OF. MY. HAIR! *runs off*
Raoul: I worry about that kid sometimes.
Faithful: I wonder why.
Alanna: There you are Faithful!
Faithful: Great. Just great. *runs*
Remus: QUIET!
All: *complete silence*
Dom: Yo, dude. Like, simmer.
Kel: No Dom. Just no. *shudder*
Dom: Aww, why don't you like it? *hurt look*
Kel: Lets not get into this. AGAIN!
Peter: Dom, are you ever going to ask someone?
Dom: Hmm, I dunno. I could. But then again, I. couldn't?
George: Don't strain it now.
Dom: Aww, that's so sweet! Thanks so much!
Raoul: Dom. Answer me. When was the last time you had sugar?
Dom: Well, James gave me some.
Sirius: *wails* Even when he's tied to the ceiling he manages to give us trouble!
Remus: Creepy.
Sirius: Do you think he's watching us? *looks around like he's paranoid*
James: No. I've gone mysteriously deaf.
Sirius: Oh, ok then.
Remus: *sigh* Why me?! WHY ME?!
Kel: There, there. Believe me, I know what it's like.
Remus: *looks at the Tortallans who are all looking innocently at him* I can see how you would.
Alanna/Jon/George: HEY!
Raoul: That hurts.
Dom: You had better believe it.
Neal: Yah!
Dom: Uh, Neal? Where did you come from?
Neal: Over there. *points at a corner* HE *points at Remus* put me in a time out!
Dom: Neal, you're older than he is. He's only sixteen.
Neal: Really. Interesting. *evil grin*
Remus: Thank you Dom. Just for reference, I want lupines at my funeral.
Sirius: *scribbling on note pad* Gotcha. Oh, and what kind of casket do you want?
Remus: Glad to see you're so on top of it Sirius.
James: No, that would be me.
Sirius: Speaking of that, where's Lily?
James: What the hell does that have to do with Lily?
Remus: Don't question it. We probably don't want to know.
All except Sirius: *nod*
Sirius: Li-ly! LI-LY!
James: *tries to cover his ears, but can't* Agh! Damn the echo! Damn the rope! Damn it all!
All except James and Sirius: *slowly move away*
Neal: We're doing it again!
Faithful: I don't want to know.
Sirius: Come on people! Help me find Lily!
All except James: *search for Lily*
Daine: Hey look! The duck!
Dom: DUCK AND COVER!
All except James: *run screaming*
James: NO! Don't leave me here!
Duck: QUACK! *flies into James*
James: Save me! Someone!
Remus: Will we ever get on with the game? Will we find Lily? Will James survive the deadly duck attack?
James: AGH!