Welcome to Truth or Dare! Tortallan Edition! Hosted by none other than the
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Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! When we last left you, James was being savaged by a duck, we still hadn't found Lily, Dom signed MY execution, Dom had been feed massive amounts of sugar by James, and is yet to ask someone else.
Dom: Sugar? Sugar where?
Neal: Lords help us, I forgot about his sugar addiction.
Raoul: Sugar addiction? You mean there is more of this?
Neal: Unfortunately.
Kel: Wait, Raoul, wouldn't you know about this?
Raoul: You know how rarely we poor lads of the Own get sugar Kel, use your head.
Kel: Ouch?
Dom: Shu-gharr shu-gharr. Oh my lovely SUGAR!
Raoul: And it's times like these that it's a blessing.
Alanna: I can imagine. To think I once thought I had the worst in the family for my squire...
Neal: HEY! I can take offense to that.
Alanna: You go right ahead.
Neal: I suppose I could always just tell them about that little secret...
Alanna: *glances at him warily* What secret?
Neal: Oh you know, about you and the k-
Alanna: Alright! Alright! I'm very sorry Neal, will you EVER forgive me?
Neal: Hmm.
Alanna: *reaches for Lightning*
Neal: *hurriedly* Well, I suppose so.
Raoul: Must be a pretty big secret. I've never seen Alanna apologize to ANYONE.
Neal: *grumble* You don t know the half of it.
Alanna: And you never will.
Kel: Okay, I'll bite. What is it?
Neal: Well, you see-
Alanna: Neal... If you want to live to escape from this hell hole, I have four words.
Neal: And they are?
Alanna: Shut the hell up.
Neal: Right. I'll be doing that then.
Kel: Strange.
Neal: No stranger than you and my cousin.
Kel: EXCUSE ME?
Neal: Right, note to self: keep big fat mouth shut.
Raoul: Sounds good to me.
Dom: I second that.
Neal: I do hate you. All of you.
Dom: Glad to hear it.
Neal: *sulkily* I'm sure you are.
Peter: Dom, your turn. Ask someone, anyone.
Dom: Alrighty then. I guess I'll ask Neal...
Neal: Bugger.
Alanna: Do you even know what that means?
Neal: Not a clue.
Dom: Okay then... Neal.
Neal: Yes?
Dom: Truth or Dare?
Neal: Er...
Dom: Yes?
Neal: Uh...
Dom: Well?
Neal: Hmm...
Dom: Neal, I'm giving you to the count of three and I am going to come over there and hurt you.
Neal: Right then. Er, truth I guess.
Dom: Okay.
Neal: NO! Dare!
Dom: Uh huh.
Neal: Truth! Dare! Truth! Dare!
Dom: *getting increasingly mad*
Neal: Truth?
Dom: *glares at Neal*
Neal: Now Dom. You need to remember to CTTATADB
Lily: *glares at Sirius*
Sirius: Lily! You're back!
Lily: *sighs* Unfortunately...
Dom: I don't think I'll ask.
Neal: Dare? No truth! Dare?
Dom: Alright, so truth it is!
Neal: No! I never said th-
Dom: The time when you had any choice in the matter is past Neal.
Neal: Oh deary me.
Lily: You gave him the story?! HOW COULD YOU, YOU BASTARD!
Gary: I'm thinking we should probably just wait until this dies down. Anyone for a game of poker?
All: *groan*
*ten minutes later*
Kel: Well I'm out. *slaps cards down onto the floor*
Dom/Neal/Daine/Numair/Owen/Raoul/Gary/ Jon: Me too.
Alanna: Well Georgie boy, it's just you and me now. *wicked grin*
George: *gulp*
Neal: Alright George, your turn!
George: Umm. Do you have any threes?
Alanna: *grins* Nope! Go fish!
Kel: Anyone else realize how sad this is?
Raoul: Quiet! We're trying to watch!
Kel: *sigh* I give up! My friends are a bunch of immature, rude, crazy morons!
Dom: Really Kel, it took you that long to realize it?
Neal: You are getting slow!
Kel: Repeat that.
Neal: *gulp* No thanks.
Dom: Wise move Meathead.
Neal: ENOUGH WITH THE MEATHEAD OR I'LL TELL THEM YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND!
All: *silence*
Neal: I said that a bit loud didn't I?
Dom: Just a little.
Neal: Well, I think I'll be going now, you know long drive...
Owen: You don't drive.
Neal: Ride...
Owen: Your horse got fed up and ran away, remember?
Neal: Walk?
Owen: Hmm, I dunno about that one. One minute!
Owen: *whispering to Gary* Oh! Right! I forgot.
Neal: I don't like the sound of that.
Owen: You cant, you broke your leg.
Neal: *confused* I did?
Owen: Yup! See? *hands Dom a club* Go ahead.
Dom: With pleasure! *whacks Neal's right leg with the club*
Neal: *cracking noise, followed by screams* YOU BASTARD! YOU BROKE MY LEG!
Dom: Oh I'm sorry. Here, let me help you.
Neal: AWAY! Stay away!
Owen: I guess you won't be walking then!
Neal: Neither will you if I can help it!
Dom: Now, now. None of that, I'll break your other leg too!
Neal: Kel! Please! Help! Save me from these maniacs!
Kel: Sorry, it's a little too entertaining.
Neal: Well! I never!
Lily: YOU STUPID ASS! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAU-
Dom: Keep talking will you?
Neal: Alanna?
Alanna: Sorry. I just wish-
Neal: What? Wish what?
Alanna: That I could have been the one to smash you with the club. *sigh* After all, I did have to put up with you for FOUR very long years.
Dom: I'm sorry, how inconsiderate of me! Here. *hands her the club*
Neal: NO! You can't do this too me! You need me! Who will heal you?
Kel: Alanna's perfectly capable. Besides, cant you just heal yourself?
Neal: Oh. Right!
Raoul: I worry about that boy sometimes.
Alanna: Don't worry about him silly! Beat him while he's down!
Numair: I never thought I would say this, but, poor Neal.
Neal: YES! Poor, poor, unfortunate me! Numair, good man, HELP ME FOR MIRTHROS'S SAKE!
Daine: Don't do it Numair. He deserves it all!
Remus: HEY! No killing people!
Dom: Oh we aren't killing him! Just, beating him.
Remus: Oh, that's alright then... Wait! No it isn't!
Alanna: *raises club over her head*
Remus: NO! DON'T!
Neal: I didn't know you cared! Though, of course, everyone cares about me.
Remus: On second thought, go right ahead!
Neal: Note to self: listen to previous notes to self.
Sirius: Will Neal live? Will Dom EVER ask the question? Will Lily ever stop harassing me for telling them the story of Hide and Seek? Will James ever kiss Lily? For that matter, will we ever get back to Neal's little announcement?
Remus: GET HIM!
All: ATTACK!
Neal: Oh deary me...
Remus: Welcome back to Tortallan Truth or Dare! When we last left you, James was being savaged by a duck, we still hadn't found Lily, Dom signed MY execution, Dom had been feed massive amounts of sugar by James, and is yet to ask someone else.
Dom: Sugar? Sugar where?
Neal: Lords help us, I forgot about his sugar addiction.
Raoul: Sugar addiction? You mean there is more of this?
Neal: Unfortunately.
Kel: Wait, Raoul, wouldn't you know about this?
Raoul: You know how rarely we poor lads of the Own get sugar Kel, use your head.
Kel: Ouch?
Dom: Shu-gharr shu-gharr. Oh my lovely SUGAR!
Raoul: And it's times like these that it's a blessing.
Alanna: I can imagine. To think I once thought I had the worst in the family for my squire...
Neal: HEY! I can take offense to that.
Alanna: You go right ahead.
Neal: I suppose I could always just tell them about that little secret...
Alanna: *glances at him warily* What secret?
Neal: Oh you know, about you and the k-
Alanna: Alright! Alright! I'm very sorry Neal, will you EVER forgive me?
Neal: Hmm.
Alanna: *reaches for Lightning*
Neal: *hurriedly* Well, I suppose so.
Raoul: Must be a pretty big secret. I've never seen Alanna apologize to ANYONE.
Neal: *grumble* You don t know the half of it.
Alanna: And you never will.
Kel: Okay, I'll bite. What is it?
Neal: Well, you see-
Alanna: Neal... If you want to live to escape from this hell hole, I have four words.
Neal: And they are?
Alanna: Shut the hell up.
Neal: Right. I'll be doing that then.
Kel: Strange.
Neal: No stranger than you and my cousin.
Kel: EXCUSE ME?
Neal: Right, note to self: keep big fat mouth shut.
Raoul: Sounds good to me.
Dom: I second that.
Neal: I do hate you. All of you.
Dom: Glad to hear it.
Neal: *sulkily* I'm sure you are.
Peter: Dom, your turn. Ask someone, anyone.
Dom: Alrighty then. I guess I'll ask Neal...
Neal: Bugger.
Alanna: Do you even know what that means?
Neal: Not a clue.
Dom: Okay then... Neal.
Neal: Yes?
Dom: Truth or Dare?
Neal: Er...
Dom: Yes?
Neal: Uh...
Dom: Well?
Neal: Hmm...
Dom: Neal, I'm giving you to the count of three and I am going to come over there and hurt you.
Neal: Right then. Er, truth I guess.
Dom: Okay.
Neal: NO! Dare!
Dom: Uh huh.
Neal: Truth! Dare! Truth! Dare!
Dom: *getting increasingly mad*
Neal: Truth?
Dom: *glares at Neal*
Neal: Now Dom. You need to remember to CTTATADB
Lily: *glares at Sirius*
Sirius: Lily! You're back!
Lily: *sighs* Unfortunately...
Dom: I don't think I'll ask.
Neal: Dare? No truth! Dare?
Dom: Alright, so truth it is!
Neal: No! I never said th-
Dom: The time when you had any choice in the matter is past Neal.
Neal: Oh deary me.
Lily: You gave him the story?! HOW COULD YOU, YOU BASTARD!
Gary: I'm thinking we should probably just wait until this dies down. Anyone for a game of poker?
All: *groan*
*ten minutes later*
Kel: Well I'm out. *slaps cards down onto the floor*
Dom/Neal/Daine/Numair/Owen/Raoul/Gary/ Jon: Me too.
Alanna: Well Georgie boy, it's just you and me now. *wicked grin*
George: *gulp*
Neal: Alright George, your turn!
George: Umm. Do you have any threes?
Alanna: *grins* Nope! Go fish!
Kel: Anyone else realize how sad this is?
Raoul: Quiet! We're trying to watch!
Kel: *sigh* I give up! My friends are a bunch of immature, rude, crazy morons!
Dom: Really Kel, it took you that long to realize it?
Neal: You are getting slow!
Kel: Repeat that.
Neal: *gulp* No thanks.
Dom: Wise move Meathead.
Neal: ENOUGH WITH THE MEATHEAD OR I'LL TELL THEM YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND!
All: *silence*
Neal: I said that a bit loud didn't I?
Dom: Just a little.
Neal: Well, I think I'll be going now, you know long drive...
Owen: You don't drive.
Neal: Ride...
Owen: Your horse got fed up and ran away, remember?
Neal: Walk?
Owen: Hmm, I dunno about that one. One minute!
Owen: *whispering to Gary* Oh! Right! I forgot.
Neal: I don't like the sound of that.
Owen: You cant, you broke your leg.
Neal: *confused* I did?
Owen: Yup! See? *hands Dom a club* Go ahead.
Dom: With pleasure! *whacks Neal's right leg with the club*
Neal: *cracking noise, followed by screams* YOU BASTARD! YOU BROKE MY LEG!
Dom: Oh I'm sorry. Here, let me help you.
Neal: AWAY! Stay away!
Owen: I guess you won't be walking then!
Neal: Neither will you if I can help it!
Dom: Now, now. None of that, I'll break your other leg too!
Neal: Kel! Please! Help! Save me from these maniacs!
Kel: Sorry, it's a little too entertaining.
Neal: Well! I never!
Lily: YOU STUPID ASS! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAU-
Dom: Keep talking will you?
Neal: Alanna?
Alanna: Sorry. I just wish-
Neal: What? Wish what?
Alanna: That I could have been the one to smash you with the club. *sigh* After all, I did have to put up with you for FOUR very long years.
Dom: I'm sorry, how inconsiderate of me! Here. *hands her the club*
Neal: NO! You can't do this too me! You need me! Who will heal you?
Kel: Alanna's perfectly capable. Besides, cant you just heal yourself?
Neal: Oh. Right!
Raoul: I worry about that boy sometimes.
Alanna: Don't worry about him silly! Beat him while he's down!
Numair: I never thought I would say this, but, poor Neal.
Neal: YES! Poor, poor, unfortunate me! Numair, good man, HELP ME FOR MIRTHROS'S SAKE!
Daine: Don't do it Numair. He deserves it all!
Remus: HEY! No killing people!
Dom: Oh we aren't killing him! Just, beating him.
Remus: Oh, that's alright then... Wait! No it isn't!
Alanna: *raises club over her head*
Remus: NO! DON'T!
Neal: I didn't know you cared! Though, of course, everyone cares about me.
Remus: On second thought, go right ahead!
Neal: Note to self: listen to previous notes to self.
Sirius: Will Neal live? Will Dom EVER ask the question? Will Lily ever stop harassing me for telling them the story of Hide and Seek? Will James ever kiss Lily? For that matter, will we ever get back to Neal's little announcement?
Remus: GET HIM!
All: ATTACK!
Neal: Oh deary me...