Welcome to Truth or Dare! Tortallan Edition! Hosted by none other than the Marauders!
Remus: Last time we left you, everyone's favorite Tortallans were involved in a very serious game of Go Fish, Neal made a little announcement, causing Dom to beat him. James is still tied to the ceiling, and if I have it my way, that's where he will stay!
Neal: NO! Please don't!
Alanna: I'm sorry Neal, but the time has come… *pauses to think* Wait, I'm not sorry! What am I saying?!
Raoul: Get him Alanna! Get him!
Gary: ALANNA! ALANNA! You know, it just doesn't sound the same.
Dom: Sound the same as what?
Gary: JERRY! JERRY!
Dom: Right.
Raoul: Hey, Alanna! For the purpose of sound effects, can we call you Jerry?
Alanna: Uh…
Gary: Right, it's all settled then!
Alanna [sorry!] Jerry: Hey!
Neal: I'm free! I'm free!
Dom: ATTACK!
Sirius: Jerry! Jerry!
Remus: *sigh* Why me? Why me?!
James: Umm, hello? ANYONE?!
Remus: QUIET!!!!!!!!
All: *quiet*
Remus: Thank you. Now, can we get on with the game already?
James: Not until you get me down!
Remus: Fine. Fine. Just. Don't talk. Okay?
James: *nod*
Owen: These people are jolly strange!
Peter: We're strange?!
George: Yes, quite.
Daine: *nods*
James: I'm free! I'm free!
Neal: Join the club. Hey! We should have a secret handshake!
James: Alrighty then.
Lily: Someone get me out of here…
Numair: I could go for that.
Sirius: Sorry! You're all stuck! MWHAHAHAHA!
Kel: Why do I get the feeling he isn't sorry at all?
James: Maybe it's because he's… not?
Alanna: That might do it.
Remus: Why?! What did I do?!
James: Well, let's see…
Remus: *sob*
All: *stare*
Peter: Alright, moving along… Whose turn was it?
Remus: NO ONE APPRECIATES ME!
George: Gee, I wonder why…
Dom: Mine. Neal chose truth.
Neal: I did?
Dom: Yes, you did. Right before Lily tried to kill Sirius, remember?
Neal: No…
Dom: Oh well. Neal. Umm. Did you ever have a crush on Kel?
Neal: No…
Owen: Liar!
Neal: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Alanna/Jon/Raoul/Gary: Neal likes Kel! Neal likes Kel!
Neal: Liked! Neal LIKED Kel!
Kel: That hurts.
Neal: My apologies. Besides, if I liked her now, I would be dead, thus making it impossible for me to like her now…
Numair: Anyone else not understand a word of that?
All: *nod*
Neal: Alright! Fine. Let's put it this way! If I liked her now, Dom would kill me! Okay? Are you happy?!
Gary: He tends to overreact a bit, no?
Raoul: Course he does, he was Alanna's squire.
Alanna: *glare*
Remus: *still crying*
Peter: Er, I don't think anyone really cares, but Remus is still crying.
James: Course he is.
Sirius: Neal's turn to ask someone!
Neal: Alanna!
Alanna: Neal!
Neal: Actually, I meant did you want truth or dare, but whatever.
Alanna: Of course, er, just testing you.
Neal: *grins* Okay!
Sirius: Has he always been these naive?
Dom: Yup.
Alanna: Dare.
Neal: Alright… Hmm… I dare you… To… Uh…
Owen: You're jolly pathetic Neal!
George: So blunt that boy.
Numair: You know you love him.
George: *confused* I do?
Numair: *sigh*
Neal: I've got it! Alanna, I dare you to…
Daine: I thought he said he got it?
Dom: I think he's going for some dramatic suspense.
Daine: Oh… What's that?
Dom: *sigh* Never mind.
Neal: Kiss Jon!
All: WHAT?!
Neal: Or you could not?
Gary: Oh no, this I gotta see!
Alanna: Neal? Could I have a word with you?
Neal: Sure Alanna. What's up?
Alanna: DIE, YOU STUPID BASTARD, DIE!
George: She always has been so subtle.
Kel: *dryly* I can tell.
James: Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him!
Alanna: Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
Jon: That's not very nice!
Alanna: No, I meant him. *points at Neal and James*
Owen: That's two people.
Alanna: So?
Owen: Nothing.
Sirius: You gotta do it!
Alanna: *grumbles* Fine! *kisses Jon*
Sirius: Hello?
Raoul: Shouldn't they be done now?
Gary: Alanna? Alanna?! ALANNA! *shrugs* We've lost her.
James: Alanna and Jon, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! *gulps* Uh oh…
George: Die!
Remus: *sob*
Peter: Will James live? Will Remus ever get over it? Will Alanna stop kissing Jon? Will Neal survive the revenge of Alanna? Find out next time! *mutters* If there is a next time…
Gary: JERRY! JERRY!
Remus: *sob* MY NAME ISN'T JERRY!
Raoul: Right…