Welcome to Truth or Dare! Tortallan Edition! Hosted by none other than the Marauders!
Remus: Welcome back! We managed to separate Jon and George, and Neal and Dom. It took a bit of effort, but we got there in the end!
Alanna: A bit of effort?! smacks Owen Ow! That hurt!
Owen: Well if you would just hold still it might not! bandages a cut on Alanna's forehead
Jon: in a cage with Neal Let me out! I'll be good, I promise!
George: scowls Oh? And since when has one of your so-called promises meant anything?
Jon: Oh? And you're one to talk, you're a bloody thief!
George: Only bloody because your Champion's cat has sharp claws!
Peter: Stop it! Or we'll just leave you to rot in there!
Jon/George: silent
Gary: Y'know, we really should have done this a long time ago.
Jon: Say, George, do you have any interest in becoming Prime Minister?
Gary: pouts Hey!
Jon: Serves you right.
Dom: Neal.
Neal: Yes?
Dom: You realize I'm going to have to kill you, right?
Neal: Not if I get you first.
Dom: Alright. I can work with that.
Raoul: Is anyone else really concerned about the sanity of these two?
All: nod
Raoul: Has everyone forgotten about the fact that I still haven't gotten my dare?
Lily: grins Not anymore, thank you for reminding me.
Raoul: smacks head
Remus: It's sad really.
James: Just be thankful it isn't you.
Remus: Anyway, as it says in the Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition…
All: groan
Remus: ignores Since Lily can't think of a dare, somebody else gets to.
Kel: Oh! Oh! bounces Me? Please?!
Remus: rolls eyes Yes Kel?
Owen: stage whisper Actually, I think she wants to give the dare.
Remus: coughs Right. Fine, go ahead.
Kel: cackles
Raoul: backs away slowly, making the sign against evil
Gary: Anyway… Where did Daine and Numair go?
George: Where do you think?
All: heads swivel to a corner of the room where Daine and Numair are kissing
Faithful: Typical of humans. Absolutely typical.
Alanna: You do know she's half goddess, right?
Faithful: scoffs Of course. Wait, did you say half goddess?!
All: snort
Kel: Hey! Raoul! Over here! I have your dare!
Raoul: warily Yes?
Kel: triumphant You have to…
Raoul: …
Kel: Kiss Gary!
Gary/Raoul: faint
George: Are you mad?!
Dom: scoffs Of course she is! She was Raoul's squire!
Kel: Gee, thanks.
Neal: Sucker.
Kel: I'm not exactly thrilled with you either.
Neal: pouts
Faithful: So, is there any real point to us being here besides getting asked to do stupid things?
James: thinks Nah. Not really.
Faithful: Oh. Okay… I think.
Kel: So, if they don't wake up any time soon does that mean we move on?
Remus: Just let me check the Handy-Dandy Ex-
All: ENOUGH ALREADY! BURN THE DAMN BOOK!
Remus: gasp No! Not the Handy-Dandy Extreme Book of Rules for Truth or Dare, Tortallan Edition.
Owen: plucks book from his hands I'm sorry. It's time. chucks it into the convenient fireplace to his left
Remus: sobs
Lily: groans Not this again!
Kel: Well? Do we?
Lily: rolls eyes How the hell am I supposed to know?!
Remus: My precious book! How could you?! attacks Owen
James: grabs the back of Remus's shirt and holds him off Owen Really Remus, you need to grow up.
Lily: scoffs And this is coming from you?! Leader of the Marauders? Tell me another one!
James: scowls I'll have you know I'm very mature for my age!
Lily: snorts Right.
Kel: Well, since no one is answering my question, we'll just move on. Oi! Numair!
Numair: You rang?
Daine: scowls
Kel: Just a quick question, then you can get back to whatever you were doing. Promise.
Numair: rolls eyes Make it quick.
Kel: Ozorne: Friend or lover?
Alanna: Wait a tick, I want to know too. Hey, James! Little help?
James: Why don't I just put it on all of us, saves a lot of time?
Alanna: shrugs Go ahead.
James: Re Vera!
Kel: Well?
Numair: New question? Please? Pretty please?
Kel: Just answer it. If it's no, no need to worry. If it's yes, just hope you can hold Daine off in the form of a wolf, or something equally carnivorous.
Numair: gulp Um, n- n- n-, damn you! Yes! Okay?! YES!
All: jaws drop
Daine: WHAT?! growls
Numair: runs
Dom: Probably a smart choice.
George: Mhm.
Jon: Say, can we get out anytime soon?
Neal: I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day… I've been working on the railroad, just to pass the time away!
Owen: opens cages You're free! You're free!
George: raises eyebrow
Owen: slouches and walks away grumbling
Dom: Right then. So we're free. And-?
Neal: I think you're missing the point. strolls out of cage and runs to Kel I win!
Dom: Damn! You cheated!
Neal: Did not!
Dom: Did too!
Neal: I refuse to play such a childish game!
Dom: …
Neal: Did not!
Dom: Did too!
All: sigh
Raoul: wakes up Where am I?
Jon: deadpanned the Realms of the Dead.
Raoul: Huh?! How'd I get here? I think I just might remember dying!
Jon: Would you?
Raoul: Uh, yah.
Jon: And how does that make you feel?
Raoul: backs away You're not Jon! You're my evil shrink! Ahh! runs
George: Raoul sees a shrink?
Alanna: Interesting. Very interesting…
James: Looks like Raoul's gonna need a restraining order.
Alanna: What's that? Can I have one?
James: rolls eyes They are barbarians! A restraining order is something you get from court to keep someone away from you.
Alanna: So, I have to get one from all those stuffy nobles? confused
James: sigh Never mind.
Neal: Did not times infinity plus one!
Dom: Did too times infinity plus two!
Neal: Did not times infinity plus infinity!
Dom: gasps Whoa. You're good.
Neal: winks I know.
All: back away slowly
Neal: What?! What?!
Dom: Looks like you're the loser cackles
Neal: No! You are! I'm not a loser!
Lily: rolls eyes Well, there's only one way to solve this.
James: gasps A pie eating contest?! Isn't that a little premature?! Are you sure they're ready for that?!
Lily: Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of Kel choosing one of them, but I like that idea better!
George: mutters We need help?
Lily: Why yes, you do.
Owen: raises eyebrow
George: Hey! That's my trademark!
Jon: raises eyebrow
George: growls
Jon: Oh help, there seems to be a rabid thief growling at me. I'm so scared.
Lily: Anyway, I get to judge!
James: How about the five of us judge?
Lily: Sounds good. Remus? Peter? Sirius?
Remus: waves from the edge of a random pool Right here.
Lily: Uh…
Remus: Don't you like it? I had it installed while Dom and Neal were arguing.
Lily: lamely It's, er, nice. Where are Sirius and Peter?
Remus: Well, Sirius is wherever you left him. And Peter went to get some pool toys. He should be back in an hour or so.
James: Well I guess it's just us two judging the pie eating contest Lily.
Remus: Did you say, pie eating contest?! I'm in!
Dom: A pie eating contest?! That's how we decide?!
Lily: nods
Neal: mutters Great. Just great. And I'm going against Mr. Bigmouth 462 HE.
Dom: proudly And 461! Everyone forgets that one.
Neal: sigh
Remus: sips soda Well, next time is sure to be interesting! Not only will we have our pie eating contest, but Peter will be back with the pool toys! Sirius may or may not show up, and Numair might find himself surprisingly dead. shrugs All in a day's work I guess!
Numair: Help! runs
Daine: chases
Alanna: trips Numair
Numair: falls Ahh!