i made this one time fic in the annoyance of deleted scenes. now you can share in my frustration. and hopefully, my humor.
Warning.: this is my first attempt at a 'Kiddy' fiction. proceed with caution.talks of Homosexuals.
Disclaimer: shouldn't be needed
Rating: PG
Act 1 Scene 1
Deleted Scenes
'Smut'
"...............The ebony adonis trailed butterfly kisses down the smooth unvieled skin, enticing his blonde counterpart into shivers, the slight tremors racking his rippling muscles. Harry trailed a hand over the flesh of his soon to be lover, and ..."
#Deleted scene#
"Wow, that was great harry." The Blonde, Sensual Slytherin intoned sarcasticaly, "It was such an experience."
His Black Haired lover gave him a death-glare."Stupid Author! we were just Getting somewhere!They didn't even write the 'deleted scene!They just said they did!" He rants, as he pulls a frustrated hand through his disheveled hair.
a moment of silence.
"Hey, Harry?"
a sigh of frustration.
"Yes Malfoy?"Emerald orbs met Murcery.
"Whats Slash?"
a groan is heard.
"You cant tell me you came to do this without knowing what it was you were doing!" Disbeleiving eyes turn back to inquiring ones.
Mercury eyes Blinked. "It Payed Good."
Emerald eyes are rolled as he walks up to the blonde adonis, bent so sinfully over the quiditch toned body...
Whispering is heard
" I thought 'Gay' meant 'happy'?"
More whispering.
"Your'e Kidding! who would want to do that?!?!?"
crickets
Suddenly, Mercury pools that some call eyes turn in disbelief to emerald jewels...
"Heeeyyy...hold on a sec.. you knew what it was..and you still wanted to do it"
Malfoy makes Very cute (and dignified)disgusted expression.
"oh my god. potter is a pervert"
giggling
harry rolls his eyes and throws one of the cheap dollar tree pillows from the studio set at malfoy's head, as he walks to the other side of the room towards the exit sign....still naked.
"Shut Up Malfoy!"
The slam of a door is heard.
"AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" is a sound thatacompaniesthe unearthly squel of adoring fan-girls and various 'towel' girls(1) from outside the studio as our savior runs off into the horizon....never to be seen again...