Anyway. Just 2 clear something up
I own Luna because. Luna is my nickname as most of my mates agree that Luna and me are practically identical. We are both crazy blond girls who believe in the most absurd things (Elves, Hobbits etc. not the Tooth Fairy or Santa!) so anyway. Luna is one of my fave characters so therefore I own her!
Here we go
Hermione was curled up in bed, she tried to sleep but couldn't as the high voltage electrocution laser system protecting her chocolate milkshake from Harry, kept buzzing. So she decided to go for a walk.
She poked her head out the window and guessed it was about –5 degrees centigrade out (v. cold) so she walked over to her chest of draws and put on a mini skirt and a strapless corset.
She was walking past transfiguration class when she heard some shouting. She opened the door and saw Zanthee the slytherin and Bagel, her fellow Gryffindor apparently having a shouting math. She settled her self down on a back table to watch.
"Oh, I'm a whore now am I?"
"Yes, Zanthee you are"
"Stop sticking up for your precious Gerald"
"It Gerard actually" the Gerard piped in
"Whatever. I know about your night time romps in the broom shed-"
Bagel gulped
"-And I'm going to tell Draco"
"IM HERE BABY"
"WHAT THE FUCK" Zanthee screamed before falling over a quivering Bagel
In the door way stood a very tall, very handsome Draco Malfoy
"I heard you calling and I'm here now"
"Oh" Zanthee stood up "Holy fuck you have good hearing. Are you a bat or something??"
"No, but I put a tracking system on you and whenever you say my name I am immediately summoned to you"
"Well Ok then… shall we go and leave these" she glanced at Gerald- sorry Gerard and Bagel "Things… to carry on shagging each other"
She reached for the handle but was flung back with incredible force when… SEVERUS SNAPE barged his way in
"LEAVE THE GIRL AND I WONT HARM YOU" he yelled
"What the-" Draco's jaw dropped at the sight of Snape in pink leopard print spandex
" My Zanthee tracker was flashing indicating she was in trouble or scared"
"I was shocked, Sevvy. When Draco here came into the room"
"Ummm… Sevvy?" Draco said
"Oh Yeah she's been calling me that since the birth of Aubrianna"
"Who?" asked Bagel?
"Aubrianna is our daughter" said Severus
"Your daughter? I think not," stated Draco "its my daughter, and she isn't called Aubrianna either she's called Vienna"
"What? Zanthee what's going on? Zanthee? Zanthee?" said Severus
They all looked around and realised that Zanthee had done a runner
"Oh great!" exclaimed Draco "now I know that my Fiancée has had a baby with my professor. Just great"
"I knew there was a drawback to sleeping with pupils in their first year" sighed Severus
"No no cant you get anything right" said Draco a little annoyed "Vienna or Aubrianna or whatever her name is, was born during 4th year. Me and Zanthee only hooked up in 2nd year"
"No, first year"
"Fourth"
"First"
"Fourth"
"Daddy?" Two little girls stood in the doorway. One ages 7 and the other 3
"Aubrianna" said Severus running up to the seven year old
"Vienna" said Draco running towards the three year old
"Looks like we've both had a daughter with Zanthee then" said Draco
"Yeah" agreed Severus
"HOLY SHIT, SHE'S BEEN BUSY," exclaimed Bagel, as she looked at the 8 other children standing in the doorway
"Oh" said Draco, putting Vienna down "this is Cade, born in 2nd year" he pointed at a boy near the back "the twins, Dale and Leo born in 3rd year. The triplets, Wade, Trey and Mack born in 5th year and the other triplets Ned, Grady and Gus. Born last year.
"Holy Fuck" whispered Hermione. Zanthee had got busy. She herself only had one child, Diana, from a one-night stand with Ron during 5th year.
"Jesus" sighed Gerard "so erm…"
"YOU SHUT UP" Draco rounded on Gerard
"Wow!" breathed Hermione "still shocked by the many children of Zanthee Carnelian-Azure
She slipped of the table and went outside. As she was walking around she noticed something moving in the lake.
Strange she though. As she got down there she noticed giant squid doing something with… was that Seamus?
Oh god! She ran all the way back to her dormitory and tucked her self up in bed. Her day had just got weirder and weirder! As she fell asleep she started to dream of Neville… did she fancy him she wasn't sure? Before she could think in depth she fell asleep into a world of fairies and magical creatures
A/N: ok so there my crazy chapter. I haven't got a clue what possessed me to write about a girl with two many children! But there you go! Anyway it's over to Nicola now so….
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