Disclaimer: Sailor Moon is not mine it belongs to Naoko Takeuchi
Also Totally Spies is not mine either it belongs to Marathon
Totally Sailor Moon
By Tuxedodude
Chapter 2: Tokyo Or Bust
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WHOOP HEADQUARTERS 7:56 PM
The girls land on the cushion..........
Clover: JERRY THIS IS NO TIME FOR ME TO GO ON A MISSION!!!!!!
Jerry: I'm sorry Clover, but an urgent matter has come up.
Clover: Ron has probably left already. (Pause) There is nothing that you can say that will make me go on a mission.
Jerry: Tim Scam.
Clover: Okay that will do it.
Alex: Wait are you saying that Tim Scam is behind the museum robbery?
Sam: But I thought he was in prison.
Jerry: Well it seems that Mr. Scam has found yet another way to escape.
Clover: I really hate him, first he tried to make us think you retired and then tried to leave us stranded in space.
Alex: Yeah, the he tried to get our own mothers to eliminate us.
Sam: And don't forget that morphing ooze that could take the form of anyone.
Clover: Who can forget that you neat freak? (Sam Sweat drops)
Alex: But why would Tim Scam want to rob a museum, it's not his style.
Jerry: It appears that when Tim Scam, worked for WHOOP he was trying to develop a chemical that would control people's minds.
Clover: Ewwww another bad Tim Scam background story.
Jerry: He would've succeeded too, until I put a stop to it. (He sighs) Yet this is another reason Mr. Scam went evil.
Sam: I get it, He must've finally perfected the mind control formula and he tested it on those guards.
Jerry: Yes, but it didn't work the way he wanted.
Alex: What are you talking about? Those guards did what he said?
Jerry: Yes, but the way the formula is supposed to work is that after a few hours the victim's nervous systems breaks down causing a slow and painful death.
Sam: How horrible.
Clover: Leave it to a nut like Scam to be such a lowlife.
Jerry: Well, we believe that Scam needs a rare flower called posidus efficus and there happens to be one in display in Tokyo, your mission is to stop Mr. Scam from obtaining it.
Clover: No problem. (She sighs) Maybe if I ask Ron nicely, he'll reschedule our date.
Jerry: Ahem. (Clover sweat drops) Now for the Gadgets...... GLADIS?
Gladis: You will take all the same gadgets from the previous mission.
Sam: Come on girls, we got a madman to stop.
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TOKYO, JAPAN 3:39 PM..................
Serena: Why are we going to this garden show again?
Amy: To enjoy the rare posidus efficus that will be displayed there.
Serena: That sounds sooooooo boring, why don't we go hit the mall or something?
Amy: Serena where's the cultural part of you?
Serena: I think it got lost in the mail.
Amy: I know you'll like it.
Serena: I still don't see why you didn't make the others come.
Amy: Well Mina said she needed to get some chores done......
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Artimus: Watching TV is a chore?
Mina: Hey, I lost the remote. Do you know how much of a chore it is to get up and change the channel?
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Amy: And Raye said she needed to get some painting done.
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Chad: But Raye, painting the temple wall was my job, you've could've gone with them.
Raye: Yes but I'm just here to make sure you do a good job.
Chad: (to himself) Yeah right.
Raye: What was that?
Chad: I said that's nice. (He sweat drops)
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Amy: And Lita said she needed to catch up with her studies.
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Lita: (reading a manga) If I study the way that girl tricks him into being his boyfriend, I'm sure to get one of my own soon.
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Amy: And I couldn't very well drive them away from their responsibilities. Do you understand?
Serena: Yes I do...... I understand that you fell for their lies like a little girl.
Amy: Excuse me?
Serena: Never mind let's just get this over with.
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Once again the Spies are finally in Tokyo disguised as Tourists......
Sam: Well this is where the flower that Tim Scam needs to perfect his formula.
Alex: I don't get it; he really wouldn't try and steal it in front of all these people?
Clover: I wouldn't put anything beside that creep.
Sam: Clover's right, so lets keep a sharp lookout for him.
Serena: (walking up with Amy) Oooooooooh I like your outfits where'd you get it? (Of course the spies don't understand her because Serena is speaking in Japanese)
Alex: I have no idea what she's saying.
Sam: Wait let's use the translators GLADIS gave us. (They place a device in their ears) Now what did you say.
Serena: I said I like your outfits.
Clover: Whoa and I like the way you have those little buns in your hair.
Alex: Hey I've worn my hair like that sometimes.
Clover: Yeah but it looks good on her long blond hair. (Alex just looks annoyed as Serena stares at her)
Alex: What.
Serena: Your voice sounds familiar for some reason but I can't just place it. (Alex looks confused)
Amy: Are you here to see the posidus efficus as well?
Sam: Yes we are.
Clover: We are like soooo into this flower stuff.
Alex: Um, what she said.
Amy: It's nice to know that there are people out there who are still interested in cultural beauty.
Serena: Well then if you want I could just leave you with them and I'll be on my way.
Amy: I don't think so. (Serena just sweat drops)
Serena: Oh by the way my name is Serena Tsukino and this is my friend Amy Muzino.
Sam: My name's Samantha Smith but my friends call me Sam.
Alex: Mine's Alexandra Watson, but my friends call me Alex.
Clover: My name's Clover Gates but my friends call me..... Uh Clover. (She gives an embarrassed smile)
Amy: Well then should we enter?
Sam: Of Course
Serena: (to herself) Now why does Alex's voice sound so familiar?
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ONE HOUR LATER
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Alex: I don't get it it's been nearly an hour and no sign of Scam.
Sam: I wonder if he knows we're on to him.
Amy: Isn't it beautiful?
Sam: (startled) Huh?
Amy: The flower, haven't you ever seen such a beautiful specimen?
Sam: Why no I haven't.
Serena: This is soooooooo boring.
Clover: Tell me about it.
Serena: I thought you were into this stuff.
Clover: Huh? (Pause) Oh I am, I am.
Serena: You're not into this are you?
Clover: Personally, I'd rather be back home getting a manicure.
Serena: Oooooooo, I like getting manicures.
Clover: Really what about shopping.
Serena: That's my favorite hobby.
Clover: Looks like we have more in common that we thought Serena.
Alex: Looks like those two were destined to meet.
Amy: Oh my, look at that distinguished gentleman over there.
Alex: Wow he sure is a snappy dresser.
Sam: There's something about him I don't like.
Man: So are you girls here to enjoy this wonderful flower?
Amy: Yes we are, and you are.....?
Man: Seymour Charles Archibald Montgomery the third.
Serena: Wow that's some long name.
Seymour: I come from a long line of flower watchers. It's in our blood.
Amy: Well what do you think of the posidus efficus.
Seymour: It is a perfect work of nature. My eyes just tear up watching its beauty. (He plucks one of the petals)
Amy: Um, I don't think you're supposed to do that.
Seymour: But I must so I can feel it's soft petal caress my hand.
Clover: Okay I think we have a nut job here.
Amy: (Noticing that Serena is writing something on a piece of paper) Serena, What on Earth are you doing.
Serena: I just noticed something funny about Seymour's name. (Pause) If you take the first letter of each name... it spells SCAM, isn't that weird.
Sam, Clover, and Alex: SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour: I see my cover is blown. (He grabs the flower and runs off)
Sam: Quick after him. (They chase after him)
Serena: Wow now that's what I call a dedicated group of flower lovers.
Amy: Serena, he just stole a rare flower we have to stop him.
Serena: It's just a flower, it's no biggie.
Amy: WE WILL SAVE THAT FLOWER!!!!!!!
Serena: Okay, geez. (Pause) MOON CRYSTAL POWER!!!!!!
Amy: MERCURY STAR POWER!!!!!!!!!!
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Meanwhile the spies who have changed into their spy outfits are after Tim Scam.
Sam: Give it up Scam; there is no place you can hide.
Scam: Are you kidding, this is Tokyo; there are plenty of places to hide. (He goes into an Alley)
Alex: We've got him now. (They go into the alley but....)
Clover: Where'd he go?
Sam: It's just like he vanished into thin air.
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Unknown to the spies, Tim Scam was wearing pogo shoes that he used to jump to the top of a nearby building.
Scam: Later losers.
Moon: Where do you think you're going?
Scam: What do you think this is Halloween?
Moon: What's Halloween.
Mercury: It's an American Holiday, but can we just stick to the situation here?
Moon: Oh yeah. (Pause) Okay you, return that flower.
Scam: Do you think I'm gonna listen to some strange weird dressed girls.
Moon: Okay you asked for it. (Pause) Mercury.
Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES SPLASH!!!!!!!!! (A mist forms around him)
Scam: What in the world.....? (Sailor Moon knocks him down)
Moon: Now if you'll return the flower.
Scam: Okay I give up. (He holds out the flower)
Mercury: I'm glad you a wise enough to know when to surrender.
Scam: Of course, I know when I'm licked...... NOT!!!!!! (He sprays some mist on Mercury)
Moon: SAILOR MERCURY!!!!!!!!
Scam: Now my little sailor suited friend.... kill her.
Mercury: As you wish.
Scam: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my secret lab to perfect my formula. (He rushes off)
Mercury: I must kill Sailor Moon.
Moon: Oh Geez.
TO BE CONTINUED........
Looks like it's gonna be Sailor Scout vs. Sailor Scout thanks to Tim Scam, and will The spies ever figure out what's going on, well I'll update soon with Chapter 3: Moon vs. Mercury.
Author's note: In case your wondering there is no such flower as an posidus efficus, I wanted to think up of a good name for a flower and that's the first thing that popped into my head so don't be writing a report about this flower or your teacher will get as angry as Miss Haruna lol. Also I put a little inside joke in the fanfic where Serena asks about Alex's voice sounding familiar. For those of you who don't get it Katie Griffin, who supplies the voice to Sailor Mars in the English Version of Sailor Moon, also supplies the voice of Alex in the third season of Totally Spies. For those of you who got it, way to go you really know your VA's
TILL NEXT TIME