Disclaimer: Sailor Moon is not mine it belongs to Naoko Takeuchi

Also Totally Spies is not mine it belongs to Marathon

Totally Sailor Moon

by Tuxedodude

Chapter 4: How Do We Contact Them?

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TOKYO JAPAN 3:30 PM...

Serena: ...and then... ZIP! (pause) They were gone.

Mina: Wow looks like you two had an adventure.

Amy: And it's not over yet. (pause) They said they would contact us the moment they located Scam's secret lab.

Raye: You mean you told them how to contact us? (Serena and Amy looked at each other)

Serena and Amy: WE NEVER TOLD THEM HOW TO CONTACT US!

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SPIES DREAM HOUSE

Sam: (walking up) THEY NEVER TOLD UD HOW TO CONTACT THEM!

Alex: (rushing in with Clover) Sam what's wrong?

Sam: The Sailor Scouts, they told us to contact them as soon as we found Scam's Lab.

Alex: Yeah so?

Sam: Okay then, why don't you call them now.

Alex: Sure no prob. (she takes out her compact) Uh I don't know how.

Sam: Exactly.

Clover: (yawning) Maybe there in the phone book under. "Magical Supergirls"

Sam: Clover that is the dumbest thing anyone has ever said, there is no way anyone could say anything worse.

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Lita: What did you say?

Serena: I said maybe there in the phonebook under "Secret Agents".

Raye: Serena will you get serious.

Mina: Yes there is a threat to the entire world and your off in la la land.

Serena: I am not in la la land. (pause) I just feel so dumb that we did tell them how to reach us.

Amy: I know how you feel. Me off all people should've told them.

Raye: Well can't you use your data computer and hack into Whomp HQ and find out where they live.

Amy: That's Whoop, and I will never use my computer for hacking into other peoples business.

Serena: But Amy, remember what Scam did to you.

Lita: Yeah, do you want to him to do that to other people?

Amy: (sighing) All right. I can't believe I'm going to do this.

So Amy manages to do something that no other person has been able to do before... Hack into Whoop's mainframe.

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Clover: Well maybe it's for the best I mean, we've beaten Scam on our own haven't we.

Alex: But we could sure use their help now.

Scam: Yeah, Who knows what plans Scam has for the mind control formula.

Alex: Remember the next poor victim who gets sprayed to it is gonna die a slow and painful death.

Clover: Well now that you put it that way.

Sam: If we only knew who they really were.

Clover: We got to think hard on this one girls.

Alex: You're right it's not like their gonna call us or something. (her compact beeps)

Sam: Answer it Alex it might be Jerry with new info.

Alex: Yeah Jerry what's up?

Serena: (voice only) Um hello?

Alex: I don't understand anything.

Sam: It sounds like Japanese. (pause) Translators on girls. (to that compact) Who's this?

Serena: It's me Sailor Moon.

Alex: REALLY!

Sam: Wait a minute, you don't sound like Sailor Moon.

Serena: Well you see I'm not transformed, when I'm not Sailor Moon I look and sound different to other people.

Clover: So who are you really?

Serena: Oh my name's Ser...(suddenly it sounds like static)

Sam: Hello?

Amy: I'm sorry about that, this is Sailor Mercury.

Alex: What happened to Sailor Moon?

Amy: Well you see, we have to keep out identities a secret you know to protect our friends and family.

Sam: We understand, we keep our lives as spies a secret as well for the same reasons.

Clover: Not did it helped our moms a while back.

Sam: So how did you manage to find us?

Amy: I went into Whoop's database and located everything about you three.

Alex: You spied on us spies?

Amy: I really didn't want to but the girls convinced me that it was necessary.

Sam: Do you know how hard it is to hack into Whoop.

Lita: Girlfriend here is a genius.

Clover: Like, who was that?

Amy: That's Li...I mean Sailor Jupiter. You'll meet her along with the other Sailor Scouts.

Clover: Are you actually named after planets or something?

Amy: Well yes but as long as we protect the planet that really doesn't matter does it?

Clover: I suppose.

Amy: Anyway I've downloaded a special program into your compacts that will enable you to contact us.

Alex: Cool. (pause) Wait Jerry might not like the idea of someone messing with Whoop's Gadgets.

Clover: So we don't tell him.

Amy: Yes, I've only modified your compacts.

Sam: So only us three have the ability to contact the Sailor Scouts.

Amy: Exactly.

Clover: Now that the whole matter of how to contact them is over could we please go to sleep now?

Amy: Oh dear, I didn't realize it was nighttime there.

Sam: It's okay, everything turned out for the best.

Amy: Well then goodnight, Sailor Scouts out.

Clover: Now if you'll excuse me I need my beauty sleep so I can be ready for my rescheduled date with Ron.

Sam: And the biology test.

Clover: Yeah yeah.

Alex: I really hope Jerry has tracked down Scam's Lab.

Sam: So do I Alex...so do I

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Raye: I can't belive you almost told them who you really were.

Serena: Hey she caught me off guard.

Lita: You gotta be careful about these things.

Amy: Okay that's enough. You know I almost gave away your secret Lita, are you gonna yell at me.

Lita: You got a point there. (pause) Sorry Serena.

Amy: Raye?

Raye: Okay I'm sorry too.

Mina: Me too.

Amy: But you didn't say anything.

Mina: I didn't want to take any chances.

Amy: Now why don't we go ahead and enjoy the rest of the day.

Serena: Ohhhh I know lets go to the arcade.

Mina: How about the Amusement Park.

Raye: Or we could do Karaoke.

Amy: I've got a better idea...

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Mina, Raye and Lita: THE GARDEN SHOW!

Amy: Yes, and now that you seem to be done with your "chores", "painting", and "studying" you can enjoy it.

Serena: I should've seen this coming.

Well now that the Scouts have figured out a way to contact the spies, they are going to have a great time at the plant show (well Amy is anyway lol) But when will Scam make his move, you'll have to stay tuned to Chapter 5 to find out.

Note: Actually this isn't the original Chapter 4, in the original I was up to the point to where the spies were about to contact the scouts when I realized that I never wrote in a way for them to contact each other. I thought about writing it in but then that may make this chapter too long so I decided to write a new chapter just so they could find a way to do that. (sweatdrops) As a result I'm also gonna change some of my ideas I had for the original chapter 4 (which will now be Chapter 5 of course) This will teach me to be a little more careful in the future. Anyway please tell me what you think of this chapter because it was a last minute change in the storyline.

TILL NEXT TIME