Interview with Boromir:
So, Boromir, what do you think is your greatest accomplishment?
Uh, I dunno. I don't really have one. Well, I guess that coming back from the dead might count, so, yeah, that. How did I come back from the dead, anyway??
What was it like being dead?
How should I know???
Um, Boromir, you were dead. You got killed by orcs.
I did??? Oh yeah, I did. What was the question again?
Uhhh...how did it feel being dead?
How should I know???
Oh yeah, I was dead. Um, it kinda tingles. I think. What were we talking about?
Ummm...Boromir?
Boromir??? He's dead!!! Where have you been? Under a rock? Geez, lady...oh wait...I'm Boromir...ooops!
Uh, ok, new topic. How do you feel about Aragorn being the King of Gondor?
Why does everyone have to keep reminding me??? Aragorn's the King. You're not the King. You're not even the Steward. Aragorn's the King and you're not! You're just the Steward's un-dead big brother!
Uh, sorry...so, how do you feel about King Elessar decreeing that September 22 is National Hobbit Day?
Hobbits! I hate hobbits! That stupid little halfling convinced the council to give him the ring just so I couldn't have it! It should have been mine! I could have been the ruler of Middle Earth, but nooo, the stupid little hobbit took the ring...
That's all the time we have today!
Stupid hobbits!
A/N: I think dying had some weird effects on Boromir :-P