Interview with Eowyn:
So, Eowyn, what do you consider to be your greatest achievement?
That would be when I stabbed the Witch-King. That was so awesome! They all said that I couldn't fight, that I was just a silly girl, but I showed them! I dressed up as a silly boy with a horse and a stick, and I killed the Witch-King!
It's called a lance, hello?
Yeah right...lance...I knew that.
Anyway, what do you think of King Elessar's marriage to Arwen?
She shrieks Why did you bring that up? Why? Why can't everyone just stop talking about Arwen? Arwen's so pretty! Arwen's an elf! Arwen can cook! I'll have you know I cook just fine thank you!
Uh, right...moving on, how does it feel to be married to Faramir? Did you ever imagine something like that would happen?
Well, I love my husband with all my heart. He's a great guy. she mumbles even if he isn't a king.
You must be very proud of your brother. Do you have any comments on his marriage or his rule of Rohan?
Yeah, why does Rohan have to be ruled by a king? Why can't a woman rule Rohan? Why not me? It is so not fair!
Has anyone ever told you that you have serious power issues?
Shut up!
Well, that's all for now! Bye!
A/N: The silly boy with a horse and a stick part is from Knight's Tale. Sorry 'bout that, I couldn't help it.