A/N: I own everything you haven't read/seen in Harry Potter.
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Hermione was sitting on top of Bill's desk and was lazily flipping threw the papers on his desk. It was Saturday morning and her wings finally wore off that morning. She was waiting for Bill to get done with his shower because he was taking her out today to Hogsmeade. She had a few things to pick in order for her revenge on Snape to go smoothly. She was going to be getting him back tonight during dinner and Bill was helping her collect what she needed.
Sphinx, who grew a little bit in size, was currently running around Bill's classroom chasing after a ball that Hermione had charmed to float around the room. Hermione was smiling as she sat there watching her chase the ball. Hermione was deep in thought and never noticed Bill move up behind her.
"Morning, love," Bill said as he wrapped his arms around her waist from behind.
Hermione just smiled and turned her head and placed a soft kiss on Bill's lips. "Ready to go, Billy?"
"Stop calling me Billy!" Bill said, "Let's go, love."
Hermione smiled sweetly and jumped off of Bill's desk. Bill, Hermione and Sphinx, who chose to go everywhere Hermione went, started their long walk to Hogsmeade.
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It was about 3:30 in the afternoon when Hermione, Bill and Sphinx ventured back to Hogwarts, Fred and George in tow. Hermione looked excited and George and Fred looked weary, Bill looked amused.
Hermione quickly said her goodbyes and made her way to her room, where she started to get ready for dinner that night at 6. She first charmed her hair straight and black. She put on a pair of black leather pants and a tight black button up dress shirt. She placed a top hat on her head and tinted her lips red. She then grabbed her black cloak and looked into the mirror.
She smiled to herself and couldn't wait to see Snape's face. This is going to be the best revenge.
Hermione checked herself just one last time and headed for the Great Hall.
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She found Draco waiting for her outside the Great Hall and he was wearing a pair of black jeans and a black button up dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up just below his elbow. He smiled at her when he saw her walking down the corridor.
"Hey, Tink, looking sexy," Draco said teasingly when Hermione came into hearing distance.
"Hey, Drakey, you're looking sexy too," Hermione said back. Draco just smiled at Hermione and held the door open for her.
Once they were inside Hermione made her way over to the Slytherin table and sat down next to Blaise, Draco sitting next to her. Once she noticed the last person walk into the Great Hall she stood up and climbed onto the table, waiting for everyone to quiet down.
Snape saw this and stood to leave but once he got to the side door it slammed shut and he heard a locking noise. He turned to see Granger standing on the Slytherin table smirking at him. He threw a glare at her and he stood at the door, refusing to move back to his seat.
"Hello, everyone," Hermione said, "I've been deciding to give you a little entertainment!"
Snape glared again, he knew he was in for it. "I shouldn't have done it. I shouldn't have turned her into Tinkerbell," he muttered to himself.
Everyone else noticed that she had her 'Snape' clothes on again and immediately turned to look at Snape who was glaring at anyone who even dared to look at him.
Hermione clapped her hands and music started to play, and she started to sing.
I'm going out tonight -- I'm feelin' alrightGonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise -- really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions -- make no conditions
Get a little out of line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
Draco climbed onto the table now and was dancing with Hermione and she started the next part of the song.
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy -- forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts -- short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild -- yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, Oh, Oh, get in the action -- feel the attraction
Color my hair -- do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free -- yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Snape groaned. Everyone finally understood what Hermione was doing. She made herself look like Snape, then decided to sing this song to infuriate him.
The girls need a break -- tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance -- we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy -- forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts -- short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild -- yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, Oh, Oh, get in the action -- feel the attraction
Color my hair -- do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free -- yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy -- forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts -- short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild -- yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, Oh, Oh, get in the action -- feel the attraction
Color my hair -- do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free -- yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman
When Hermione was down everyone was cheering and laughing. Snape was furious, he wanted out of the Great Hall. He tried to escape until he heard some Slytherin yell "Encore!" he threw a glare at the Slytherin.
He groaned louder when he heard Hermione announce for Fred and George to come up. He heard Hermione explain to everyone that they were in a band and a few songs but that there was one Draco sang and that he was going to sing that one.
George and Fred started playing the music and Draco started singing, Hermione doing back ups.
Wanna love ya
Wanna bug ya
Wanna squeeze ya
Stupid girl
Wanna touch ya,
Wanna take ya,
Wanna shut ya,
Stupid girl.
I can't take this,
Born to break this.
She's going away,
(She's going away)
What's wrong with my life today?
She's going away,
(She's going away)
What's wrong with my life today?
Stupid girl, Stupid girl
I'm a loner,
I'm a loser,
I'm a winner,
In my mind.
I'm a bad one,
I'm a good one,
I'm a sick one,
With a smile.
I can't take this,
Born to break this.
She's going away,
(She's going away)
What's wrong with my life today?
She's going away,
(She's going away)
What's wrong with my life today?
Stupid girl, Stupid girl
(acoustic break)
Stupid girl, Stupid girl
(whoa)
She's going away,
(She's going away)
What's wrong with my life today?
She's going away,
(She's going away)
What's wrong with my life today?
Stupid girl, Stupid girl
Once they were done everyone was clapping and cheering and was once again cheering for an Encore, which they gave everyone, Snape was just happy he wasn't a target for anymore songs.
Grew up in a small town,
And when the rain would fall down,
I'd just stare out my window.
Dreaming of what could be,
And if I'd end up happy,
I would pray.
Try not to reach out,
But when I tried to speak out,
Felt like no-one could hear me.
Wanted to belong here,
But something felt so wrong here.
So I'd pray,
I could break away.
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly,
I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky,
And I'll make a wish, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun,
But I won't forget all the ones that I love.
I'll take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Wanna feel the warm breeze,
Sleep under a palm tree,
Feel the rush of the ocean,
Get onboard a fast train,
Travel on a jet plane,
Fall away, and break away.
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly,
I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky,
Gotta make a wish, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun,
I won't forget all the ones that I love.
I've gotta take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Building with a 100 floors,
Swinging with revolving doors,
Maybe I don't know where they'll take me.
But I gotta keep moving on moving on,
Fly away, break away.
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly,
Tho its not easy to tell you goodbye.
Gotta take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun,
But I won't forget the place I come from.
I've gotta take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Break away, break away
Once again everyone was cheering but this time Hermione said thanks and got done off the table and sat down to eat with Draco, Blaise, Fred and George. Harry, Ron and Ginny made their way over and sat down and harassed Hermione, Fred and George for not telling them about their band.
Hermione was about to answer when she was interrupted by Snape.
"Detention at 8 o'clock, Granger," he said and stalked away.
Hermione smiled sweetly and nodded to him. She turned back to Ginny, Ron, Harry, Draco, Blaise, Fred and George without even saying a word to Snape. He stalked off furious.
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A/N: Ok, I know this is REALLY short, and I'm sorry. Forgive me. My brain hasn't wanted to write and I had to force myself to write this. I know, I should have just left and written it when I could actually write, but I needed to get this out. I want to dedicate it to someone.
James Paul Salomone
July 31, 1986 – November 14, 2003
Always remembered, never forgotten.
I love you.
Umm...Shania Twain, Man I feel like a woman! Cold, Stupid Girl. Kelly Clarkson, Break Away.
Please everyone, read and review but be nice! (I know this chapter sucked!)