Interview with Pippin:
So, Pippin, how did it feel to help Eowyn kill the Witch-King?
I didn't do that. That was Merry. I'm Pippin.
Right, so you were the one that took the ring to Mordor?
No! That was Frodo! I'M PIPPIN!
Right, so you must have been the one that went to Mordor with Frodo.
NO! NO! NO! THAT WAS SAM!!! I'M PIPPIN! Why can't anyone remember that?!?!
Sorry. So what did you do anyways?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's alright, calm down Bilbo.
PIPPIN!!! P-I-P-P-I-N!!! PEREGRIN TOOK!!! PIPPIN SON OF PALADIN!!! P-I-P-P-I-N!!!!
Uh, right. Ooohhhh, I remember you. You were the one who kept getting on Gandalf's nerves.
Yes, thank you.
So, why did you play with the skeleton and make it fall into the well anyway?
I dunno.
Ok, so why did you look in the palantir?
I dunno. I was curious. It was pretty and shiny.
I dangle a silver ring in front of his face
Oooooooh! Pretty! he tries to grab it
I snatch the ring back I can see why nobody trusted you to take the ring to Mordor.
Where?
Never mind.
Ok. Bye.
Bye!
A/N: I hate not being able to use asterisks! Everyone always gets Pippin mixed up with the other hobbits, so I thought I'd use it.
Chpip: Thanks for the reviews! Yeah, Merry rocks, but Pippin rocks more! I love your randomness. I have a problem with liking to make sense. I dunno what's wrong with me lol!
Henry Plantagenet: Thanks for the review! I'll probably update this story on COE first. It would be cool if you would read Pippin in My Cupboard? and tell me what you think. Namarie!