I'm kinda sad……NO ONE HAS REVIEWED EXCEPT ONE PERSON! FOR THAT I LOVE YOU! (not that way you sicko's) Wull anyways here is the next chapter. Hope you like! R&R!
InuYasha- Keh. I hate this story. I'm not even the main character! That stupid wench is!
Kagome- Well Sakura-chan has good taste to put me as the main character!
InuKaigo- Well thank you Kagome! At least I'm APPRECIATED by SOMEONE!
InuYasha-I have better things to do then pay attention to you!
Kagome- You know InuYasha, Sakura-chan controls you baka!
InuKaigo-Right you are Kagome! I should just kill you off or give Kagome to Sesshy
InuYasha-Sakura-hima….Have I told you that I love you lately?
InuKaigo-That's right InuYasha. BOW TO ME! Or I shall tweak the ears of Inu…
InuYasha- You bitch!
Kagome- Osuwari! InuYasha no Baka! No I mean BakaYasha….
InuKaigo- (Sweat drops) Err……On to the story.
Kagome- Oh gomen nesai! Continue!
Chapter 4- Houshi-san no hentai (The lecherous Monk)
Sango-chan and I traveled over mountains and through many villages non-stop weeks on end. We both were famished. (I hope I spelled that right. I just learned English. I'm Japanese for life baybee!) As we stopped, I went down to a nearby hot spring to cleanse the dirt and soil from my hair while Sango-chan set up camp.
"Ahhhh. That feels so good!" I said as I slid into the water slowly and carefully.
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"Kuso! (damn) Where does this thingy go?" Said a very frustrated Sango.
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"This looks like a fine place to rest!" said a weary monk as he set up camp.
"I sense a hot spring around! Just in time too! I'm starting to reek…"
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"Is it my imagination or did that bush just move?" I said to myself as I looked around my surroundings, completely open for attack and completely naked.
I went back to cleansing my hair until suddenly I felt eyes on me.
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"HENTAI!" (SLAP)
"Was that Kagome-chan? Oh no! Her weapon is here! I'M COMING KAGOME-CHAN!"
Sango ran to the Hot spring to find a very flustered Kagome and a man with a big fat red handprint on his face.
"Hiraikotsu!" Sango yelled as her large boomerang was flung towards the man wit intentions of killing him. The man ran for his life and was luckily not hurt.
"Arigato Sango-chan! That man was oogling at me!" Kagome told her best friend.
"Come on. Let's go to camp." Sango replied. 'That man was cute….no wait! What am I thinking! That baka was staring at Kagome!' Sango shook her head, attempting to shake her thoughts away but miserably failed. 'Kuso! Thinking like that is going to lead to my demise!'
Kagome awoke bright and early to cook breakfast for her companion. 'I hope Sango-chan likes eggs and oden(oatmeal)!' She thought briskly.
"….Saucy meatballs! My potato prince has left me! Oh my French fry lover!...." Sango exclaimed.
Kagome chuckled. "I didn't know you had a thing for potato men!"
"I heard that Kagome!" Sango said.
"Alright, alright I'll leave it alone! But, you know, your French fry lover is kinda cute!"
"You'll regret that Kagome-chan!" Sango yelled furiously as she tried to catch the very beautiful Hanyou in vain.
As they finally stopped fighting and Kagome seemed as if she forgot about what Sango had said in her dream, they ate their breakfast, packed up, and got ready to continue their journey. Until he showed up that is.
"Young lady, you will run if you fear for you life. WIND TUNNEL!" A monk exclaimed as he unwrapped the prayer beads around his right hand and tried to suck Kagome up.
"Kagome-chan! Hold on!" Sango screamed as she flung herself in front of the priest.
"Kuso!" The monk whispered before he was knocked unconscious by the force that is Sango.
"Sango-chan, are you okay?"
"Yes I am but this guy I'm afraid not." Sango said.
Several hours passed until the monk woke. Sango was checking up on him as a wandering hand caressed her butt.
"(SLAP) HENTAI!" Sango stomped away furious.
Kagome looked at the lecher. "I'm Kagome. So you're a monk?"
"Yes, I'm Miroku. I have a question to ask a very beautiful Hanyou such as yourself."
A blushing Kagome replied, "Okay"
"Will you consider bearing my child?"
(SLAP) (Birds fly away) "HENTAI!"
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InuYasha- Keh! You're so pathetic….I mean you are so beautiful!
Kagome- She has you wrapped around her finger!
InuYasha-Bitch!
InuKaigo-(Tweak, tweak, tweak, tweak)
Kagome-So much for the "Almighty Hanyou InuYasha the most fearsome Hanyou"
InuYasha- Review and save me from these so called "Women"