Elrond, did you actually do anything important besides putting together the fellowship?
Of course I did!
Ok, what?
Well, umm...uh...I dunno...
So, other than the council, you just another unimportant background elf?
Well...uh, yeah...I guess...pouts
Why did you name the council after yourself...I mean The Council of Elrond, that sounds kinda lame.
It does not! I'm important too!
Uh...you really aren't.
Yes, I am! Just because I'm pretty much in only one chapter, that doesn't mean I'm not important!
Ever heard of a thing called denial?
turns purple with rage
Purple really isn't your color.
Yes it is! I look good in purple!
No, you look like an eggplant.
shrieks
Hey, you should ask Sauron if you can be a Nazgul! You shriek great!
turns purple while trying not to shriek
You really need to learn how to take a compliment... Has anybody ever told you that purple is not your color?
shrieks
Hey, are you wearing Arwen's dress?
No! This is my robe!
It looks like Arwen's dress to me. Is that a tiara?
shrieks and runs out the door
Ok, bye... He'd make a really great Nazgul.
A/N: Sorry that this isn't the greatest
interview. I wrote it during church with Emily's help.
Many thanks
to Cassie Claire for pointing out that Elrond looks like an eggplant
in Arwen's purple dress!