(A/N: more shock therapy! )

Chapter 3

Ron stumbled into a place, which he had hoped he would never see again: the dungeons. He blinked and squinted into the faint light and he was once again shocked at what he saw, and immensely confused. It was him all right. Himself, sitting on a bed and looking sadly down at the long figure wrapped to their nose in dark green satin sheets. The Ron on the bed smiles when the figure stirs and reaches out mumbling with a warm, sleep derived voice that the standing Ron recognized immediately and made him take a step back.

"Ron… Ron, are you still here?" Soft chuckling, "I'm too liquid to move but I'm dying to touch your ass, come here." The Ron on the bed rolled his eyes and pulled the covers roughly clawing them away from their cocooned inhabitant as he began to crawl up the prone body. Purring, memory Ron uncovered a slim chest and began feasting on the exposed flesh, Dark nipples the first to disappear under his pink lips. But Ron wasn't watching, he was looking past his own unruly head to dark hair falling softly into an uncharacteristically grinning face and a nose just a bit too large to be considered handsome. Piercing dark eyes were looking down on memory him with a sparkle that Ron had never before seen, lust.

Ron ripped himself away from this memory and fell back onto the musty floor of the ministry storage. Placing his head in his hands Ron groans and closes his eyes.

Just like me to save what would equivocate as porn! Sitting up straight Ron tried to rationalize what he was doing in bed with a naked potion professor. Snape had looked maybe 25 years old… With this thought, Ron's mind went back to eyes glittering and nipples hard. Ron felt the blood rushing to his nether regions and had to quit such thoughts otherwise have another complication!

"I've never seen the likes of you staying so long, what's the problem… see something that bothered you?" Grinning Marvin the statue amazingly wiggled his eyebrows.

"Do you watch theses!"

"Of course! And you told me the last time you was here to keep it towards the bottom and away from the others, and no one else has seen it but me and you."

Ron looked up at him emotions mixed with anger and relief.

"Are you ever going to get to that mission of yours? Don't you have to save Severus again?"

Reeling from all the shock Ron looked helplessly up at Marvin. "What do I do? I don't know when he's going to be killed! What do I do?"

Marvin frowned. "Well, I suppose you do what you've always done, you stick to Severus like butter to bread."

Breathing slowly Ron calmed himself down and looking far better put together he grinned up at Marvin and gripped the golden key. "Great advice I gave myself. Marvin, I'll see you when this job is done." Ron winked at the statue just as he disappeared with a spell under his breath.

Huffing Marvin rolled his stone eyes. "I never get any recognition!"