Author's Comments: Other than Naruto being cursed like Ranma there is no crossover. This story has typical early Sakura bashing(will they get redeemed? Who knows), he/she/they pronouns for Naruto, and no ship has been decided.

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No one was quite sure what happened, but Naruto was animite that it was Sasuke's fault! Team Seven had stopped at some old training grounds that had been abandoned, for some reason, on their way back from their mission. The training grounds were made up of a series of pools, with wooden pillars scattered to jump between and stand on. Kakashi paired Naruto and Sasuke up to spar, with the simple rule to try and throw the other into the water below using taijutsu only. It started off well enough, Naruto had actually improved quite a lot after Lee had given him some scrolls on the subject. Kakashi had turned away to read his book for one second, and a splash sounded. Sasuke stood panting on a pillar, and Naruto was nowhere to be seen, with one of the pools rippling aggressively.

"Okay that's that!" Kakashi called, motioning for the boys to come in. Sasuke landed beside the Jonin, but Naruto was still nowhere to be seen. "Does Naruto know how to swim?" He asked hesitantly.

"I-" Sakura scratched her head with uncertainty. "I actually don't know."

Just as Kakashi was about to jump into the pool after him, a blonde head broke through the surface. "Blec." A high pitched voice coughed. "Stupid teme, I almost had him!" They squeaked, pulling themself from the water. The person looked somewhat like Naruto, but their face was softer, their eyes bigger, they were a few inches shorter, with a slimmer waist, slightly wider hips, and noticeable bulges on their chest, and their blonde hair was long, reaching right before their lower back. However, like Naruto they had distinct whisker marks on both of their cheeks, sunny blonde hair, and eyes bluer than the cerulean sky, not to mention the baggy orange and blue jumpsuit they wore.

"No way…" Sakura stared, slack jawed. "Naruto?!"

"Who else would it be?" Naruto furrowed their brows, shifting under their gobsmacked stares. "Why are you guys staring at me like that?"

To be continued…