I would just like to thank my two reviewers. The tips will be put to good use. Also, I still need to think on the pairings to see if it will fit into my story. But I will keep them in mind.

I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or Harry Potter! Although I envy the geniuses who do.

In Koenma's office

" I'm glad you all could get here in time. There is a serious problem. Yusuke has become a cutter."

" A WHAT?"

" A cutter, Kuwabara. A person who cuts themselves because it makes them feel better."

" What are we going to do, none of us can get in to see him. He put up a barrier, and he won't leave."

" I have help coming. I called in a favor from an old friend. His name is Albus Dumbledore. He is headmaster at a teaching school for witches and wizards."

" What is it exactly that you think he can do that we cannot?" Asked Hiei.

" For one, he can get past barriers, and two, he will give Yusuke a chance at a new life. A chance to start over. He is going to fill in a position at the school that needs to be filled. A class called Defense Against the Dark Arts."

" Where is this school located?" asked Kurama.

" Well, it is located in England."

" WHAT?! How can you send him to England where there is only strangers he doesn't even know? He needs his friends right now. You cannot just send him away for a new life."

" Never the less, if Dumbledore can manage to get Yusuke to go, he will go. Yusuke needs a place where he won't be reminded of Keiko constantly. As for needing friends, I agree with you Kuwabara. That is why I also arranged for Dumbledore to make positions available for you guys.

For Kurama, you will be teaching a class called Herbology. He dismissed the professor, on account that one of her family members has been attacked and killed by one of their kind.

For Kuwabara, you will be filling in the position of Care of Magical Creatures, and you will be doing some game keeping duties on the grounds. The professor of the class was also the keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts, but he had to go onto a mission for Dumbledore. The spot needed to be filled, and you enjoy animals.

For Hiei, you will be teaching History. You are old enough to know quite a bit yourself, and the old professor was a ghost who put all the students to sleep. Dumbledore needed the children to learnt their history also, so I decided that you wouldn't allow the children to fall asleep in your class.

Just to inform you, there will be two more joining your group. Yukina and Boton. The two will fill in as Nurses at the school. The old school nurse has retired. "

With all this said, the four boys just stood there looking at the young toddler.

" But, I will tell you this. It is not a mission. It is not even mandatory. I will give you the choice if you want to go or not. Boton and Yukina have already answered yes. In fact, it was Yukina who gave me the idea to send us all to a different place. But, I need your answers now."

" If we go, will there be rules we must follow?"

" Yes Kurama. They are humans, they don't equal in strength or speed, but with their wands, they equal in power. But they are still humans. They believe in many things, but demons are just a bedtime story to keep their kids in bed. You must keep yourselves secret, and no killing them.

You will also have to follow the rules of the castle where you will be staying. Though as teachers, there won't be many."

" If it helps us to see Yusuke, then I am in. I am going to keep a close eye on him."

" We all will Kuwabara, I will also go, but we know not of this magic stuff. How are we suppose to teach it if we don't even know it?"

" Excellent question Kurama. The school year ends in one week. On the last day of school, you will go to London at a place called Diagon Ally, where you will buy all your supplies, then you will spend the next three months learning from Dumbledore himself. Who it is said is the greatest wizard of all time.

So the both of you are in, what about you Hiei?"

" Hn!"

" I will take that as a yes, excellent. Now if you would like to watch how the meeting between Yusuke and Dumbledore go, You may stay for a bit. Dumbledore said he would talk to him personally at 4:00 today."

" That is only in five minutes. I can spare that long."

" Good Kuwabara, although I will warn you guys right now, it will not be what you expect."

Back with yusuke in his apartment

Yusuke was thinking of all the times he and Keiko had spent together. The one he remembered most was when they spent time together at the Dark Tournament. He enjoyed having her there. She was his best friend. More than that, he loved her.

" Why did she have to go?! Keiko, all you had to do was ask me to. I would have gave it up!"

" Ah, but that is the real question. At the time, would you have gave it up?"

" Who the fuck are you?" Asked Yusuke with a knife poised over his arm. He had been ready to cut himself when the guy appeared from nowhere.

" My name is Albus Dumbledore. Headmaster of Hogwarts a school for witchcraft and wizardry."

" What the hell does this have to do with me?"

" Everything Yusuke. I need your help, and you need mine."

" Nobody can help me."

" That is where you are wrong. I have a student, whose life has not been the easiest. His parents were killed by a dark wizard, but he somehow survived, leaving behind a scar. After that night, the only family he had left were his aunt and uncle, who despised him. They ignore him, don't buy him anything, he has no new clothes of his own, and he slept, for over half his life, in a cupboard. He is not allowed to go anywhere but school and home, until he was accepted to my school. Now they treat him even more like dirt."

" This is all fine and dandy, but what the hell does this have to do with me?"

" Two years ago, he met somebody who loved him and would have done anything for him. But this year, a few days ago, he was killed. Harry is devastated. He won't talk to anybody, he keeps telling himself that he will come back. Does this sound familiar to you?"

" Don't you dare compare me to some snotty brat. I don't know who you think you are, or how you got in here, but nobody tells me what to do or think. Get out now, or I will kill you."
( Back in spirit world, there was a audible gasp from three members in the room. Yusuke would never, ever kill another human.)

" All I am asking is that you come to my school and accept a teaching position. It is called Defense Against the Dark Arts. Your area of expertise, correct? When you come, I will pay you, and you will live in the castle, receive free food. All I ask in return is for you not to cut yourself anymore, and to talk with the boy. Only talk if you want nothing more. You two are alike in more ways than you would care to admit.

Think about it. Let me know within the week. If I hear from you, I will come and help you get ready. If I don't, I will find someone else to fill the position."

With that last statement, the old man left. Yusuke thought about the idea for the rest of the night, and for the first time in two weeks, he did not cut himself that day.

Well, what do you guys think? I don't think it turned out too bad. But the next chapter, I will have more of Yusuke's personal thoughts on the whole thing, while he is making his decision. There will be more angst next chapter. Plus thoughts of the other tentai.

Reviews are greatly appreciated.