A/N> We decided to put the next part out today. There are only a couple more chapters left of this fic, but we plan on making a series of Sam and Riley stories if that sparks anyones interest so please let us know in your reviews!

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Kraft Dinner and Mandrakes

Finally the bell rang for Lunch. Sam and Riley ran to the Great Hall and started to stuff their faces rapidly. Peter looked at them as though they had completely lost their minds. "What?" Sam said. "Would you like some?" she asked offering out a half eaten piece of chicken.

Peter sat down quietly and got his own food. "Where's the Kraft Dinner?" Riley asked looking around for the cheesy substance. Noticing that there was no Kraft Dinner she stood up with her arms wide open. "Whatever shall I do without my cheesy substance!" She bellowed.

The whole hall fell silent." WHY! WHY HAVE YOU CURSED ME! WHYYY?" Riley screamed at the ceiling, falling to her knees. Professor McGonagall swept down from her seat at the teachers table. "What do you think you are doing!" She snapped. "Completely inappropriate. Get out now!" Riley stood up and sniffed.

"Fine. I'm going. I don't want to eat with you if there's no Kraft Dinner anyway." And with that she stormed out of the hall. Sam quickly swallowed a mouthful of food before following her angry friend out of the hall.

"Waiiiit up!" She called to Riley who was running up some stairs. Riley turned around and said "Come on we're going to the kitchen! I need to have some words with these so called House Elves and get some Kraft Dinner!"

"Yes! A QUEST! A QUEST FOR KRAFT DINNER!" Sam cheered. "Forward good knights!" Riley called and they both ran off down a random hallway, having no clue where they were going.

The two wandered around the hallways looking for the picture of the bowl of fruit. Since the two had read the books they knew all of the kinky details of the school, just not how to get where they were located.

They finally came to a set of stairs leading downwards and proceeded down them. They found the picture and Sam tickled the pear. She giggled as it started to twitch and finally revealed a room full of house elves and food.

Riley stared in awe at the food but she had to have Kraft Dinner. "There!" Sam yelled pointing to a corner with potfulls of Kraft Dinner. Riley stared open mouthed at it. The house elves saw the look of hunger on both girls' faces and stood around the pots to protect it.

"This is ours" squeaked one of the house elves. "None of the students in Hogwarts will ever have our Kraft Dinner" another elf squeaked.

"Oh yeah?" Sam asked. "Yeah." they squeaked. "Oh yeah?" "Yeah" "OH YEAH?" "YEAH!" "OH YEAH?" "YEAH!" "OHHH YEAHH!" "...no." Sam smirked triumphantly. "That's what I thought."

She turned around to look for Riley but couldn't find her. She scanned the room and spotted her near the giant pots of Kraft Dinner, stuffing her face full of the cheesy substance. "I took advantage of the distraction." She said through mouthfuls of Kraft Dinner. "Eww. Say it don't spray it." Sam said wrinkling her nose.

"You cannot tell anyone about our Kraft Dinner." A House elf squeaked. "Yes if you do not tell you can have all the Kraft Dinner you want." Another chimed in. "Deal." Riley and Sam agreed.

After eating as much Kraft Dinner as they wanted, the two girls walked on the Hogwarts grounds heading towards Herbology. "Which house do we have this one with?" Sam asked. "Lover Boy's" Riley said grimly.

The color from Sam's face drained. "You have got to be kidding me!" she exclaimed. Riley shook her head no and the slowly made their way to the greenhouses. The two went over to stand by Sirius, James, Peter and Remus while Snape was across the table waving to Sam.

"I'm gonna be sick" Sam muttered to Riley. "Perfect idea" Riley said while taking a bar of soap out of her bag. Sam grinned and took the bar of soap and walked briskly over to Snape.

"Oh Lover Boy" she said cheery. He came running to her side in an instant. "I'm sorry but I just can't be with you. Try washing yourself first" Sam said while handing him the bar of soap. Snape stared at it blankly and looked as if he was going to ask what it was for. Sam turned on her heel and walked back over to her friends who were in fits of laughter.

She smiled at them "Do you think he'll use it?" James snorted "He'd be more likely to eat it then to wash with it." They all laughed at this.

"Alright Students" Professor Sprout called. "Today we will be potting Mandrakes. You all have ear muffs next to you, please put them on." "Alright Purple!" Riley squealed putting her sparkly purple ear muffs firmly over her head. Sam held up her plain green pair and pouted. "I don't want to wear them."

Riley however couldn't hear her and was happily humming a tune to herself. Sam glared. Well I'll just have to make them pretty she thought, and pulled some useful materials out of her bag.

While doing this, she wasn't listening to the Professor ask if they all had their earmuffs on. As a result the minute someone pulled out a mandrake from its pot its high pitched squeal knocked her unconscious.

Riley, who still could not hear a thing and was not paying attention to her poor knocked out friend, was happily tossing the Mandrakes from one pot to another.

Moments after Sam had collapsed, Riley looked down to see Sam lying on the ground. "Silly Sam" she said happily, but then noticed that she was unconscious and yelled for Professor Sprout. Riley started to freak out as Professor Sprout took her away and James put a comforting arm around her. I could get used to this, she thought to herself.

Back in the Hospital Wing, Sam started to come around and felt someone holding her hand. She smiled at the thought that it was probably Sirius but opened her eyes to see greasy hair hanging down with a hooked nose attached. "Ewww" she said and pulled her hand away and grabbed her bag. She pulled out a bottle of Purell and started covering her hands rapidly.

"Didn't you listen to me?" she snapped. "I don't date people with hygiene problems!" Madam Pomfry heard the commotion and whisked her way into the Hospital Wing and shooed Snape away.

Riley and the boys rushed through the room towards Sam. Madam Pomfry handed her a sleeping solution and everything started to go blurry until all went dark for Sam.

Sam was sitting on a cloud with purple cows floating lazily in the background. She smiled when she saw Riley go by on one of the cows and waved to her. Sirius appeared out of nowhere and sat down on the cloud next to her.

"Hey sexy" He said. Sam laughed. I love my dreams. She closed her eyes and leaned in for a kiss. When she opened them she saw that she was sucking face not with dream Sirius but with . . . . . Sylvester Stalone? "AHHHHHHHHH" She screamed "I just made out with Rocky!" She jumped off her cloud crying and fell downward into a blue hazy abyss.

Riley and the boys had no idea of the trauma Sam was going through, they just sat in seats around her bed watching as she mumbled "Not Rocky, noooo" and rolled back and forth.