Kenko: I'm ALIVE! Well, not really. Hehehehe.

Ren: You still don't have net service.

Kenko: That's why I'm kinda dead.

Yoh: Don't you have a shitload of work to do?

Kenko: YUP! TT But I lub you sooo much, I have to write! (digs herself out of college workload)

Ren: I wish you didn't.

Hao: Will I get to see Ren in a short leather dress?

Ren: (WHAM) HUSH!

Kenko: Poor Hao. I still need him! I'm just wondering how I'm going to the leather skirt into the storyline…

Ren: (glare)

Yoh: maaaa maaaa…(keep thinking Kenko)

Kenko: TT (takes out magical big hands and pulls Ren's pants off. Hao burns Ren's pants)

Hao: XD

Yoh:

Ren: (blush)

Kenko: that's what you get for laughing at mmmmeeeee

Yoh: excuse me…shouldn't you thank your reviewers now…

Kenko: Yes, the reviewers…(stares at Ren's ass a little longer) THANK YOU REVIEWERS! I can finally thank you guys individually!

NekoDragon-chan: (huggles) ish your nosebleed alright? I'm glad you like the lime. There just isn't enough lime out there…-D Hum…Ren which of her dress do you wanna borrow from NekoDragon-chan? Oh, and thanx for telling me my grammer mistakes, I know I should proof read, but now I don't even have time to proof read my papers…

NT aka Aku-chan: Yes write! XD Makes me happppyyyyy.

Ramna Higurashi: I'm glad you like it. (mwah)

Angelic Nightmare: lol, I'm so glad you like my chose of words. Thank you especially for reviewing every one of those chapters (glomp hug).

Flme thrower 666: Thank you. Now I'll write more and more yaoi. You give me inspiration.

WaterThrower777: Lol, thank you. (bows down to defender of yaoi). And I totally support you idea of beating up Flamethrower666.

Cassie Wong: (huggles) I'm so happy that you like my story-D. If you want to read a couple of really good Yoh/Ren fanfics, you could read the ones by Triste. Their really good!

Ren F: Thanxs, I really don't think Hao is really a baaad person, just strange.

Ellis: Thanx (mwah) Glad you like it.

Rinkurocks: hehehee I lub sap. I'm glad you like sweet things

Y.M.:lol, don't worry, Hao will get a hug from Ren. Hao needs one.

Phuc: Yes, Ren will show his cute ass more. Hao and Yoh will have his day.

Kenko: Ren, you should be happy. You are no longer my muse.

Ren: YA! (dances around)

Kenko: But, in order to relinquish your duties, you must kidnap Green Day for me as replacements for you.

Ren: How the heck am I suppose to do that?

Kenko: Bring Hao. Green Day's in New York right now…you better catch them before they go to Europe…

Ren: NOOOOOOO!

Kenko; (Laughs evilly) Thank you for READING…now…time to catch some plot bunnies. I lost them four months ago somewhere. TT (Starts blasting Green Day music and sings along to it. Yoh, Hao and Ren covers ears and runs away)

Go With the Flow

By Charred

Hao-sama isn't frustrated very often. But this time he is. "Why do humans have to these stupid things called ties! Five-hundred years from now, when I become shaman king, the first thing I will do away with all ties." He draped the tie around his neck and started his way to school.

Sounds simple enough, for most people. But for Hao-sama it is not. He called upon his fire genie and used him as a firey flying taxi to take him to school. People who saw them had to rub their eyes to check if they were hallucinating. Hao silently landed on the school's roof and made his way down to the school.

His trip to his assigned classroom was relatively uneventful, with the exception of the death of the school's principal, Okarawa-sensei. He made the mistake of bitching at Hao-sama about his tie and considering how poor Hao's mood is right now, Okarawa-sensai was eaten by Hao's spirit in a matter of seconds. The only remains of Okarawa-sensai was the scorch marks made by the fire genie when he roasted the principal before eating him.

Well, what could have caused Hao-sama to have such fowl mood? Well this was caused by a certain shaman couple. Hao-sama was not expecting his little brother to have made his move so quickly. He was not pleased that was not Ren's first. I'm afraid if someone pisses Hao-sama one more time, the school will burn down.

The Shaman couple on the other hand was making their way to school. They're not exactly lovey dovey, but had a certain aura around them that screamed "COUPLE". Ren made breakfast for both Yoh and Anna. Anna did not seem to care or be surprised at this, although she did comment on how Ren's cooking is better than Yoh's. Amidamaru was snickering in his memorial tablet.

During the walk to school Anna ignored them and while Manta was mindlessly walking to school, still shocked by this development. Manta, being the type of guy who has his head in a book most of the time didn't notice the growing affection between Yoh and Ren eventhough were making googly eyes at each other all morning. It wasn't until Yoh told Manta that they were going out that he found out. When they made it to the school grounds, all the girl's gaydar started ringing off the hook and there were shojo bubbles flying everywhere.

The guys on the other hand was not as pleased and one of the bullies in the school, Bakayero Shitaki started to confront them. This confrontation was quickly ended when Ren stuck a sword in his face and threatened to slice him in two. Yoh was trying to calm his boyfriend down and only succeeded when Bakayero went down on his knees and begged for forgiveness. This put a stop to future taunts.

Hao was already inside the classroom. He was in the same class as Ren, Yoh, Manta, and Anna. Using his powers, he made sure that they would not know ahead of time that his going to be here. Ren should be prepared that he was going to appear, but Ren is sometimes able to forget a couple of things when his into something.

With that thought, Hao thought back to their one month anniversary in his previous life time. Ren remembered the anniversary and unbeknowest to most people Ren does have a romantic side. When he lets it out. Which is like close to never. But then again he was with Hao at that time and Hao had the effect on people. Ren set up dinner by that special spot by the waterfall where they met. But Ren forgot one very special thing. The DINNER! He cooked it, packed it, but forgot to bring it when he was focusing on the small details like what plates should he use.

Hao still remember's Ren face when he realized what he had done. Even with its catastrophies, it was a wonderful night. Hao was still in his reverie when Anna, Manta, Ren and Yoh went into the classroom.

I don't think Manta could have taken anymore surprises that day. It might not be good for his heart. Anna looked slightly surprised. Ren his "Oh shit. I forgot something again" expression. Yoh…looked completely unsurprised. But then again, does Yoh ever have other facial expressions other than the 'happy lazy bum' and 'angry shaman' looks?

"Haaaaaaaaaoooooo" Manta managed to studder out.

Hao gave them his trademark smile. "Ohayo minna-san"

"Ohayo Oniichan. Okairi"