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Katarina McGonagall -> Riley: We are both madly in love with Lemon Pie, that's where that concept came from! Sam's really random when it comes to dreams...Sam: RILEY STOLE MY THING! Rocky is cool man don't diss him. His theme song is superwickedcooltothemax
Monica -> Riley: Dawsons creek plays from 11-12 then 12-1 here :) If you think Sylvester Stalone is random for a dream then youdon't wanna know about any other of sams dreams lol.Sam: yes Dawsons Creek comes on around then too. Do you live in N.S? I AM IN LOVE WITH SIRI POO! clings to him> NOONE CAN TOUCH HIM! yep the Sylvester Stalone thing was based on a real dream shudder> it was horrible
bobkat2007 -> Riley: I had to add that line in from "10 things I hate about you" It's a great line! And no I do not always carry a bar of soap around with me, although there was this one time last year where my old friends and I threw a bar of soap at this really dirty chick...it was quite funny Sam: J'adore that movie. I don't think it was intentionally from it though. It just randomly popped into Riley's (I think she wrote it) head .. or maybe not cause I don't really know what Riley thinks about scary thought really I'm not especially fond of Kraft Dinner...one time Riley made it and it was really good though XD rawr yum... Riley: and I can't cook!
Flying Class and Pranks on Peeves
It was a few weeks later and Sam had finally recovered. James and Sirius came running into the common room with huge grins on their faces. "What's up guys?" Sam asked. "Flying lessons are tomorrow with the Slytherin's, which means we get to see Snivellus on a broom" James grinned while saying all this. "All of the grease on his hands will probably make him slip and fall off" Sirius said. "Oh god I hope so!" Sam said relieved that he hadn't tried anything since the Hospital Wing.
The next morning they woke up to a clear sunny day. They walked down to the quidditch pitch where many brooms lay on the ground. They all stood by one of the brooms as Snape stared at Sam from down the row.
Madam Hooch decided to see how well each student could fly on his or her own and started off with James who flew magnificently. Next was Snape. He held his hand out over the broom and summoned it up.
Everyone's jaws dropped. Snape...could fly. Maybe even better than James. "How is this possible?" James hissed under his breath. "Snivellus must be cheating." Sirius growled "Or maybe he's just really good." Peter suggested.
Everyone looked at him. He twitched." Or not..." "Well then we'll have to find out how he's cheating." Riley said. Sam smiled." I know how!" "How?" "We get him to pee his pants!" "How is that supposed to help?" "Well you see if I were trying to trick you all into thinking that I could fly a broom really well I would obviously use special underwear. If Snape is using special underwear then when he pees them he will make them malfunction." Silence followed this statement. "Well...It might work." Riley said.
"So how do we get him to pee himself?" Remus questioned. James and Sirius grinned. "Oh we know a perfect way..." Sirius walked over to Sam and whispered in her ear. A look of horror came over her face. "Oh no way! That's wrong!" She shrieked.
James told Riley what the plan was and her mouth dropped open. "That's mean, don't make her do that!" She said. Sirius gave Sam puppy eyes. "Please Sam, for us?" "This is so unfair!" she shrieked and walked over to the middle of the pitch and looked up at Snape longingly.
"Snapey! I WANT YOU! I NEED YOU! PLEASE COME TAKE ME! I'M YOURS, ALL YOURS AND NO ONE BUT YOU CAN HAVE ME, SO BRING YOUR RUGGED SELF DOWN HERE AND MAKE STEAMY HOT LOVE TO ME!"
Snape stopped in mid air and started to fall of his broom. Just as Sirius had predicted, his greasy hands couldn't hold on much longer. He held on as long as he could and the broom started to jerk him around. He fell on the ground next to Sam and looked up at her lovingly.
"Haha you imposter. Don't think for a minute that I would ever be yours!" She then walked back over to her friends who were all on the ground laughing from what Sam had just yelled.
Well I'm sure you can guess what happened to Snapes undies...he didn't exactly pee them. Sam sniffed and sat down on the ground with her arms crossed. "I'm not talking to any of you for a long long time." When their laughter eventually ended it was Riley's turn to fly her broom.
As she started to summon her broom she was interrupted by a cough that sounded suspiciously like don't mess up coming from Sam's direction. She glared at her and summoned her broom again. After a few tries she managed to make it off the ground but was still clinging on for dear life.
Sam who was enjoying this payback was laughing hard. Riley looked down at her friend and unfortunately wasn't paying attention to where she was going. She crashed head first into a tree branch. She and the broom went spiraling downward. Riley who was falling head first gave the class a very nice view of her hot pink Barbie underwear.
Riley landed on the ground, unconscious. We must remember that not many witches or wizards knew about Barbie. After Riley had gotten out of the Hospital Wing she had a ton of questions about Barbie and what she was all about. Luckily she still had some of her old Barbie's and gave them out to anyone who would pay her a nice sum of money.
Since Sam helped her start the Barbie fad, Riley split the money with her. "We're rich!" Sam exclaimed while counting the galleons and Knuts over and over again. By now it was nearing closer and closer to Halloween.
Ghosties would spook any student by coming out of the wall and Peeves had his usual pranks set up. This time Riley, Sam, Sirius, James, Remus and Peter decided to give Peeves a taste of his own medicine.
It was late on a Friday night when the master plan was to take place. "Why do I have to be on the bottom?" Sirius whined. "Because James is scrawny and easier to hold up." Sam said. James scowled "I resent that." Sam shrugged, and covered them both with the blood stained robe.
"You look exactly like the Bloody Baron!" Sam laughed. "Now you remember what you're supposed to do right?" "Yes." Came the muffled reply from James. "We make sure Peeves gets to where Riley, Remus, and Peter are waiting." "Excellent." "I can't breathe!" Sirius whined. "Deal with it!" Sam snapped.
"So remember...you have to be convincing. Exactly like the Bloody Baron so Peeves will believe you." "Yes Ma'am." James saluted from Sirius shoulders. "Off you go then." Sam pushed them towards the portrait hole. Riley had better be ready...She thought, climbing out after them.
Riley stood at the end of the hallway with Remus and Peter. Peter was breathing heavily and Remus was staring at Riley. "W-we shouldn't b-be here!" Peter whined. "Peter get a grip on yourself" Remus complained. "It's a harmless prank" Riley said quietly while listening for Sam and the other two boys.
They had to wait for Sam and the two to walk by to where Peeves usually was at this hour before they could do anything. A ghostly figment started to walk towards them, covered in blood. Peter turned as white as he possibly could get and fell over. Sam ran up to them from behind the fake Bloody Barron.
"What happened?" she asked. "Panic attack" Remus grunted. "Oh great, what a wuss" Sam said. She handed Riley a bar of chocolate. "You read the books, you know what to do" she said to her. Sam then grabbed part of the costume and pulled the two boys along, ready for what was to come.
Sam saw Peeves up ahead writing profanities on the wall. "Ooooh wandering the halls late at night? That's not allowed. I'll just have to report you to the Caretaker won't I?" Peeves cackled spotting Sam. "No you won't." said James in his best imitation of the Bloody Baron. It sent shivers down Sam's spine. Peeves looked slightly put out.
"You are to go down the third floor corridor; there is some business I wish you to attend to there." The fake Bloody Baron pointed down the hall to where Riley and the boys were waiting in the darkness. Peeves glared at Sam and blew a raspberry at her before speeding off down the hall.
When he disappeared Sam pulled the cloak off the boys. "It worked!" She giggled. "Come on lets go see what happens!" James said hopping off of Sirius' shoulders and running after Peeves.
Riley and the boys sat waiting. They heard Sam and James talking to Peeves and the three got ready to run. Peeves came around the corner and saw the three of them sitting there. An evil smile appeared on his face. "Time to report some wee firsties" he said. "Not if you can't catch us" Riley said.
The three of them started to run and they could hear Peeves behind them. The turned a corner and ran down some stairs to the second floor. They turned another corner into Moaning Myrtles bathroom. Remus flushed a toilet and Peeves jumped in the stall and tripped into the toilet.
The toilet was flushed and Peeves was forced down the pipe. Sam, James and Sirius came in just in time to hear Moaning Myrtle and Peeves yelling at each other. With satisfied smiles they all walked back to the common room and proceeded to their dormitories to go to sleep.