A/N> Riley: We're glad everyone liked our story but this is the last chapter, but we will be back!
"Well my friends. The time has finally come for us to bid you adieu. It's been a grand trip, truly grand. Peace out poopies -Sam"
bobkat2007 ->Riley: I think it would be impossible for peeves and moaning myrtle to fall in love. Hope you like the last chappie and keep an eye out for our next series! Sam: no they're not going to fall in love. I see some hott kinky toilet sex in their future, but that's purely lust you see.
Monica7725 -> Riley: N.S. Is Nova Scotia...it's a province in Canada. The story was prewritten and since we are who we are, we kinda tend to be forgetful... Sam: Alas we cannot fine the Room of Requirement or save sirius :cries: but maybe in another fic. Maybe i'll take up writing. XX
The next morning, Halloween morning, Riley was woken up by something landing smack on her stomach. She thought it was Sam, as jumping on Riley was the favorite way to get her up.
So she rolled over and pushed Sam off of her. Her hand came in contact with long fur. Fur? Riley thought groggily. Sam doesn't have fur. After she registered these thoughts Riley jumped out of bed and whirled around to face whatever was on her bed.
"Hello" said the gray ball of fluff sitting on her bed. "Hi" Riley answered nervously. "What are you" "I'm a dust bunny. Sent from your world." "Wow really? So that means we actually have dust bunnies doesn't it! I knew it! I was always" "Ahem. That is not the point" The Dust Bunny said cutting her off. "Oh...then what's the point...uhm what's your name" Riley asked "You may call me Fred and I am here to find why you were transported here by the pie instead of the people that were supposed to be sent here."
"Well you see, Sam and I were watching Harry Potter and eating pie and it just happened. But we're happy here so you can go back to the real world and leave us in our fantasy" Riley said quickly.
The dust bunny nodded. "You belong in the real world" it said. You are coming back with me" "You can't make me!" Riley said in disbelief. The dust bunny approached but Riley grabbed a vacuum cleaner and sucked the dust bunny up. "Well that takes care of that" Riley said to herself.
She noticed that she and Sam were the only ones in the dormitory so she woke Sam up and told her all about the dust bunny. "And you didn't wake me up?" she said disappointed. "Sorry" Riley mumbled. "Come on let's go to breakfast" Sam said.
"Mmm toast" Riley said sliding onto the bench and grabbing the piece in Sirius' hand. "Hey! I was going to eat that" He complained. "Yes well you eat too much for your own good." "I'm a growing boy."
Riley didn't bother to answer, instead she stuffed her face with scrambled eggs. "Hey do you think the dust bunny could escape from the vacuum" Sam asked. "I don't know why" Riley said. "Well I really want to keep it as a pet. I've never seen a dust bunny but I bet they're soft."
Riley nodded "Yeah it was pretty soft." "What's a dust bunny" James asked. Riley groaned. "You should not have asked that." And for the rest of breakfast Sam told the Marauders all about the magical world of dust bunnies.
After classes Sam headed up to the dormitory and pulled the vacuum out. "I'm going to keep that dust bunny if it's the last thing I do" Sam said aloud. Riley walked up the stairs and into the room. "I swear, it's evil. It wants us to go back to the real world" she complained.
"Shut your pie hole and help me get him out!" Sam shouted. Riley rolled her eyes and helped her friend open the vacuum. Fred popped out and Sam sat looking at it completely mystified. She patted it "Oooo fluffy" she said. "You are now my new pet" she said to it.
"I'm sorry but I'm not your new pet I" But he stopped speaking and made an odd purring sound as Sam scratched him behind his ear. Sam smiled at Riley. "See he likes me, he won't send us back." Riley sat down next to her and scratched Fred's other ear.
He thumped his leg on the floor and his eyes rolled back into his head. Sam laughed "He's having a dust bunny orgasm." Riley made a grossed out face and stopped scratching his ear. Fred's thumping stopped and instead of purring he began to growl, glaring at Riley. "Now look you've made him mad" Sam cried, jumping away from the dust bunny that was growing larger by the second. "Ahhhh he's HUGE"
Riley dug a bottle of the shrinking solution they had made their first day in potions. She thought she would keep some just incase. She threw some of the potion onto the dust bunny and it began to make a gurgling noise. It slowly began to shrink. It kept shrinking until it reached the size of a normal dust bunny.
It tried to talk but all that came out was squeaky noises. The dust bunny finally started to run around like crazy and Sam brought a jar down over it. "This is your new home now little buddy" she said while peering into the jar and poking at it. She put in a little plastic bed. "And this is where you can sleep" she grinned. "Come on Sam, all this dust bunny nonsense has gotten me hungry" Riley said and the two of them went to the Great Hall.
November and December passed quickly and the Christmas Holidays were fast approaching. "Deck the halls with boughs of that green stuff fa la la la la" Sam hummed under her breath as she finished wrapping her last present.
She stood back to admire her work. The wrapping paper alone was beautiful, with dancing snow men that stuck out their tongue and twinkling tree lights on fire. "Riley is going to love her present! And speaking of Riley, where is she? I haven't seen her all day" Sam wondered.
Shoving her presents under her bed and putting a Santa hat on her went off in search of her friend. "Rilllleeeeyyy" She called coming down the staircase. "Here" Called a voice. Sam looked around the common room and spotted her friend trying to hang Mistletoe about the portrait hole.
"James is going to kiss me" Riley said. "No he's in love with Lily remember? Besides we're only 11" "Love knows no age." Riley scoffed, jumping down from her stool.
"But remember Sam, James and Lily don't get together until 7th year so there's plenty of time for dating" Riley grinned. "Plus you might get your chance with Sirius" Riley added. Sam's eyes lit up. "You're right! Love knows no age!" Sam said and helped Riley hang it up.
The boys decided to stay at the school for Hogwarts and the 6 of them would be the only ones in Gryffindor Tower. "This is going to be the best Christmas ever!" the two of them said together.
Lily was the last one out of the tower, carrying her trunk behind her. James watched her go and Sirius started singing 'God rest ye merry Hippogriffs' and Sam joined in with him. Remus sat by the fire playing wizarding chess with Peter and Riley and James were talking, Riley trying to lead James closer to the mistletoe.
"Come down to the kitchen with me James." Riley said. "I'm not really hungry." James replied. Peter looked up from his chess game "I'm hungry." Sam laughed. "Nobody cares about you Peter." He looked hurt. "Sam you're so mean" Riley said, even though she agreed with her. Sam just shrugged.
Riley turned her attention back to James "Do you want to go to the Library" "No. Why would I want to get there on Christmas break" Riley looked like she was on the verge of a meltdown. Sam sighed." James take a hint" "Huh"
Rolling her eyes she took out her wand and set James' robes on fire. "Ahhh! What are you doing" He screamed getting up and running around. Sam winked at Riley and put the fire in James' robes out when he was conviently underneath the mistletoe.
At that moment the door opened and sent James flying forewards. Professor McGonagall walked in and pursed her lips. "You're the only student staying in Gryffindor?" she asked. Everyone nodded and she put her hands on her hips. "Well I was hoping that one of the prefect would have stayed behind to look after you but I suppose there's nothing I can do" she said and stalked back out.
Riley sat down on the couch next to Remus to watch them play wizarding chess. Everyone stayed up until around midnight and everyone finally climbed up to bed. The next day was Christmas morning and Sam and Riley ran up to the boys' dormitory singing Christmas carols at the top of their lungs as loud as they could to wake them up.
"Ho ho ho" Sam screamed jumping on each of the boy's beds in turn. "Merry Christmas" Riley called, throwing open the curtains to reveal bright December sunlight. The boys grumbled and crawled out of their beds, yawning. "Here are your presents" Riley said, throwing them in a heap on the floor. "I love Christmas" Sam smiled, plopping down on the floor next to Riley to watch the boys open their presents.
"Open ours already" Riley whined. "Yeah the suspense is killing me" Sam chimed in. Peter was the first to reach his present from the girls. He slowly undid the ribbon and BHAM! He was hit by a giant snowball that exploded into multi colored snowflakes. Sam and Riley laughed as Peter fainted. "Loser" Riley giggled.
The other three boys approached their gifts with caution and stepped back as their snowflakes exploded. The floor was covered with multi-colored confetti. Riley and Sam twirled around in the confetti as it floated through the air.
The girls went back their dormitory to the piles of present at the foot of each bed. Sam grinned at Riley as they began to tear the paper apart. Riley reached under her bed and handed Sam a present that was wrapped in sparkly green wrapping paper with twinkling stars. Sam opened it and revealed a black robe with little pink stars all over it. Sam grinned as she put it on over her P.J.'s.
"Awesome" Sam squealed, twirling around in her robe. "Open yours" She said, throwing Riley's present at her. Riley caught it before it hit her head and began to unwrap it. She reached inside the box and pulled out...a piece of paper. Riley looked at Sam. "Just read it" Riley nodded and read the paper.
It said as follows "Couldn't keep it in a box or it would die."" What would die" Riley asked." Your pet obviously" Sam said, opening the door to her wardrobe and gently picking up a sleeping black kitten. "I called her Bordois." Sam gave the cat to Riley, who immediately started cuddling it.
"Sam, you're the best!" Riley squealed with excitement while holding the kitten close. The two girls, along with Bordois, headed downstairs to the common room. The boys all say playing chess by the fire. Sam sat down next to Sirius and Riley and the kitten were next to Remus.
He smiled at her and she smiled back as Sam and Sirius started chatting up a storm. James and Peter were concentrating very hard on playing chess. That afternoon the 6 of them went outside for a huge snowball fight. Near the end of the afternoon they all came in, chilled to the bone and went down to the Great Hall to find loads of Christmas Festive Foods.
To Sam's horror, Snape stayed home for Christmas and made his way over to the table, but to her delight, Sirius put a protective arm around her and shot Snape a warning look and he backed away.
"I'm cool." Sam stated randomly. Everyone looked at her. She shrugged. "Well I am." "I'm cool too" Riley said. "Let's sing Riley" "Okay" Out of nowhere two microphones and a spotlight appeared. A Piano started playing Oh Holy Night and Riley and Sam sang Cartman's version of the song.
When it was all over they bowed, to much clapping and cheering. "I feel better." Sam said. "Me too." Riley agreed. They both walked from the great hall leaving an audience staring after them.
As they walked out of the Great Hall they met the Dust Bunny. "Time for you to go back to the reality" he said and before either of them could object, they woke up on the couch with pie all over their faces and the credits from the Prisoner of Azkaban playing. "Woah, what a strange dream" Sam said. "You're telling me" Riley agreed.