"Kid, who you talkin' to" asked Cortana.
"I dunnno." said MC.
"Then get on with it soldier. Go kick some covenant ass, and save marines. And then you have to gather the marines up, and meet at the established base. And then you gotta enter the Truth and Reconciliation, and save Keyes, and then you enter the silent cartographer and then..." said Cortana, but then MC interuppted and said "Shut the fuck up Cortana. The people aren't supposed to know that yet. You're spoiling them. I mean, gosh. They're only up to the beginning of the game, Halo, they should be up to the level 343 guilty spark, where i kick some sentinel ass, and meet the flood." said MC.
"OK. I'll stop talkin. Just hurry up then." said Cortana and they ran to the top of a hilltop.
"Hey look Cortana. That Marine is getting his ass kicked by one grunt. Aint thAt a funny sight. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." laughed MC.
"Go help hm dumbass. What the, what are you doing?!" asked Cortana.
"I'm killing the aliens." said MC as he started sniping the marines, and they fell, one by one.
"DUMBASS! Those are the humans." said Cortana hoplessly.
"Ohhhhh. That's why i understand what they're saying. Sorry, my mask is fooged up. Gotta take it off, and wipe it." said MC as he took off his helmet.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! The elites are aiming their plasma pistols at you! run!" scramed cortana. At that instant, MC ran over the place, panicking, because his helmet turned backwards.
"I CANT SEE. AHHHHHHHHHHHH. IM GONNA DIE." screamed MC, as he ran straight for the Elites. The elites, who got scared, ran away, but the MC took out his SMG and started firing his gun at every direction. In second, the whole field was cleansed of both marines, and covenant. Then the MC took off his helmet and wiped it, and then put it back on. "Cool. Someone did all the work for me." as he stupidly grinned.
"Damn, why'd i have to pick this kid to join with. Anyway, let's got to the other dropships." said Cortana.
"Already got them. I shot them earlier on with the rocket launchers." grinned MC.
"Ummmmm, ok. Now we go to this place, that seems metallic, in a wart hog." said Cortana.
"I rather ride a banshee and go over to the other side, so i dont encounter any covenent." said MC, as he looked for a banshee.
"I dont think there are any..." said Cortana, and then MC interrupted, "BANSHEE!", and lunged for it, but a couple feet away, a elite was running for it too. When the two got close to the banshee, they both jumped for each other, while taking out a gun, and shooting the opponent, and time slowed down, and you could see every bullet/shot, pierce the air. The elite stupidly aimed down, and destroyed the banshee, which exploded, causing MC to fly all the way to the next checkpoint. Suddenly, on MC's screen, something said "Checkpoint completed"
"Hey, Cortana... What the hell is this?" asked MC.
"I don't know. Must be a glitch or something." replied Cortana. "Anyways, now we move onward a little, and we'll see the base, and we can rest."
"Good." said MC when suddenly, a human jumped out.
"Master Chief, Master CHief" cried a marine.
"What soldier." asked Master Chief.
"The fukin' bastard knifed me. The fukin elite knifed me. Oh my god he just shot the plasma rifle at me. Oh my fukin god! Im bleedin. O god help me plz!!!!" screamed the marine in agony.
"Is that all?" sighed Master Chief.
"WHAT THE FUK ARE U TALKIN ABOUT! IS THAT ALL?! IM DYING SLOWLY! What the, what are you doing?!"
"Hey grunt!" said the MC.
"Yes human?" replied a nearby grunt.
"Do you want to be a hero?" asked MC.
"Why yes" said the grunt, and then MC handed him a SMG, and the Grunt shot the marine in the head.
"Thank you" said MC.
"Your Welcome." said the grunt, and then an akward silence followed, and then MC kicked the grunt across the fielddown a water fall, and ran on.
"As Mc approached the base, he suddenly said "God i need a heineken. Hmmmmm. Where can i find a heineken? Oh yes, Staples! They have EVERYTHING!" said MC retardedly.
"First of all, staples sell work related items, second of all, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE'LLFIND A STAPLES IN THIS DAMN PLACE?" said Cortana.
"Cortana. Of all the people. You should know that Staples is galaxy wide, and they're always around the right corner." said MC as he walked to his right, and looked. "You see. There it is." said MC, as he walked in. I'd like one heineken plz." said MC.
"That'll be $10.00" said the elite.
"What?! That's a rip-off. What the hell." said MC, as he took out a SMG, and shot him, and ran awaywith the beer.
"Armed robbery, Armed robbery!" screamed a grunt. And then 2 hunters came in with a patch saying C.S.W.A.T..
"wHERE HE'D GO?" SAID mc.
"He went in a wart hog."
"Let's hunt that sob down bruther." said one of the hunters. As tjhey walked out, a nuke exploded, and the Staples blew to pieces. In the distance you saw a human laughing crazily, as he entered a building, drunk.
On the Truth and Reconciliation "Whats on television yapyap."said zuka Zamamee.
"NEWS your exellency." said Yapyap.
"let me see it" said the elite.
(TV)
This just in. A human in green armor just robbed the sTAPLES that's around the corner. He sped off and broke the speed limit. Get this. He shiot the local grunt we know as "hor". Thank god he did, but what he shoudn't have done, blow up the building, with our special hunters force C.S.W.A.T.,. He must be stopped. And that's all the news we have, cause we suck.
(BACK TO REAL LIFE)
"How dare he kill my cousin "hor"! Revenge!" said Zamamee.
END CHAPTER Author's note- Oh well, not my best but oh well. Thanks for the reviews. It really helped how you guys said HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to me. Still helped though. Oh well. Give me some ideas people. So ican continue. But read on. I got some things planned fur the next chap. Truth and Reconciliation. YEA. R&R