"Never. I know he's gay. Feh, ill never show him my awesome body." said MC.
"Whatever." said the Marine, and left. After a minute of standing and staring into space, he awoke and said "let's go to the Major." and left.
As MC entered the room, someone was coming out, and they hit each other and fell to the ground, the lady on top of MC. "Oh, escuse me." said the lady, as she pushed herself up and walked away. "What a purty lady" thought MC in his mind, when Cortana interrupted "Stop thinkning about dirty thoughts!" and MC walked in.
"Ahhhhh. Well if it isn't the great freak of nature, the spartan." said Silva.
"And if it isn't the gender confused homosexual known as Silva. Hmph. What a girly name." said MC.
"Lets get to the chase MC. As long as you're here, your under my control. And also, i want you to know that you better leave my marines alone, because they can act on themselves. I dont want you to help them okay!" said Silva.
"Sure, whatever." said MC.
"Also, i need you to retrieve the captain from a ship named "Truth and Reconciliation". You will hve to sneak in there slowly and silently, picking off grunts after grunts with a sniper. Then you board the the ship, infiltrate and rescue the captain. And keep in mind! SILENTLY PICKING OFF GRUNTS AND STEALTHILY TOO!" screamed Silva.
"Yes sir." said MC. "Be sure to use a rocket launcher" noted the MC in his brain.
"NOW GO AND GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU FREAK."
"And good day to you too, homosexual." said MC under his breath.
"What was that?" but MC had already left.
The Marines along with MC had stationed themselves in the darkness. In minutes, they would attack, but an eager cadet ran in, and then the music started playing, you know, the one where your cover is blown, and you can head in for a frontal assault. Anyway, the stupid Marine could've lived if the MC helped, but his orders was not to help Marines, so o well. Every Marine ran in to battle, while Master Chief sat on the cliff andtook out his launcher slowly. He then threw frag bombs all over the place, and started shooting everyone. In seconds the covenant were dead. The MC then descended to go to the ship. Along with him came a several 20 marines.
They marched all the way to the ship, and they saw the hunters waiting for them.
"Finally. They humans are here bro. Bro?" were the last words of the second hunter, since the MC shot his rockets at them. Okay, now asending. AND THEY WENT INTO THE SHIP.
"Soldiers, lets no take a moment to drink Heineken." said MC as he took out a bottle from inside his rocket launcher. The other soldiers followed and got drunk. "Now let's stumble around blindly into our dooms" said the MC, and they walked up and down. Strangely, the covenant were no where to be seen. When the soldiers regained conscienceness, they heard a chanting. They went to the source, and it turned out all the covenant on the ship was having a party, and captain keyes was in there too!
"Okay, lets flush them out" said MC, and he threw every bomb he had into the crowd. The room exploded. Now let's find the captain. After 30 minutes of searching, a marine said "Sir, he's dead."
"Oh well soldier. He was gonna die anyway." and they left the ship. "Not so fast Human!" said a drunk marine as he started shooting them all. The MC walked yup and smacked him dead. That's when some one cried "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" and the scenery suddenly changed.
"wHT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?" asked MC as he looke at the alive Keyes. He shot him, and Keyes died, but then it replayed again. He sa Keyes again. The MC decided to have some fun with this. He kept shooting him, each time in a diff place to see what would happen. Finall, he decided to quit, and lead Keyes on to a ship, and they went back to earth. The end. Oh no wait. I forgot the best part.
A hunter and his bro were drunk, and they were playimng tag, when they saw this shiny but hot thing. They rushed toward it and they jumped, only to be incinerated, because the stupid retads didn't know it was engines.
END CHapTER Author's notes- This is what happens when my friends stuff stuff down my throat. I'm feeling knida naucious. Peace out.