Seto Kaiba has just become the King of Games...and Ishizu starts falling for him. What happens when they getstuck with each other as roomates in Motel 6...and the ral shocker. Will yugi commit suicide, or will he agree to Marik's conditions of safe sex.
"What the fuck is this?!!!" cried an alarmed hunter. "I thought this was nickelodeon!!!" said the Hunter's bond brother. "Guys, guys. You're watching the wrong channel. This is HBO. Turn to channel 5 alredy." said another hunter...when the other hunter's bond brother said "OH MI GOSH!!! THEY KILLED HOR! and look at what else. They're invading the Silent Cartographer! Lets head there right away so we can kick the shit out of him alright? Good. Lets do it!"
(The scene fades away slowly...and then MC appears and they are landing on an island.)
"Hey Marine!"
"What is it now MC?"
"Why is this place called The Silent Cartographer?"
"Cause the Covenant are stewpid and they felt like it. Now go fuck a.budweisewr."
"First of all...i dont fuck budweisers! onli heineken. Second of all....wrong answer. You die now!!!" and MC smashed the marines head onto the ground. He then made a hole through the back with his hands, took out the spinal cord, and ripped off the head to attach it to the end of the spinal cord. "Now to whip some covenant ass!!!" and he ran off the ship into the covenant...only to gain air by the explosion of a mine.
"Fuck them..." said MC, as he took out a PS2 controller and muttered the words "Time to add a little GTA San Adreas. "Cortana! Give me the cheat for rocket packs and then give me the hack for getting a scorpion so ican bust this island up!" and then a rocket pack appeared on his back and a Scorpion was on the beach. "Thank u Cortana."
"Your welcome MC." replied Cortana...and they blasted off happily ever after....
Jokes on you. The story doesnt end that way. MC drops down, mans the scorpion and runs over aliens of both race (humanscovenant) The story continues when he tries to get into the control room but is met with closing door.
"Dang! I knew i shouldnt have bought the krazy glue gun from that staples store. Now the doors are stuck togethyer..." said MC as he ran to the Scorpion outside. "You know what?!" said MC. "Im pissed. Cortana...is there a hack code i canuse to skip every level until the 343 guilty spark level so i can start kikin flood ass?"
"Yes and no. If you want to...then i woukld have to create a virus to destroy the firewalls of the Truth and Reconciliation ship, which would allow the Flood easy access to the ship and it would take off and go to other worlds and we will evrentally die ou...or we could just beat the levels. I mean onli 3 or 4 more levels...or would you rather extinction of every living thing?
"Can you fimnd a way at least to skip this level? I mean...this must be the most longest and boringest level."
"Fine...but then the chapter would have to end short."
"Oh fine Cortana. You win. Now ill have to go through this level!" as he mans the Scorpion and then drives to the other side of the beach.
"Where are the covenant???" asked MC. "There should be guards here!" said MC, but he paid no further attention and went on. He entered the security room, but there were no hunters. What's happening???" asked MC to Cortana.
"Signs show that they're on vacation. Must be a religious thing eh?" said Cortana.
"Okay. So now this levels a cinch." said MC, and then he ran to the Scorpion and came across a dying soldier.
(Guess whats gonna happin.)
"Master Chief. Please Help." said the soldier.
"Whadda u want?" said MC.
"IVE BEEN STRANDED ON THIS ISLAND FOR 3 DAYS LONG!!!" said the Marine.
"And?"
"I've been raped by a grunt, a jackal, and a elite. And the hunters raped me, pissed on me, and then they gave birth to a baby which had my head but their boy!!!"
"Is that all?"
"IVE BEEN RAPED BY ALIENS!!!! IM A FUKIN FATHER NOW!!!!" said the marine.
"Sigh". there's always one on every level...well except gor the last one. Wondered what happened? thought the Master Chief to himself. "Hey Grunt. You wanna be a hero???" asked Master Chief.
"WHO ARE YOU TALKIN TO?!!!!! thERE'S NO ONE HERE!!!!!!!!"
"Then who are you?"
"Well im a marine."
"Well if there's nothing here... you must die cause you're proving the statement worng.
"So now your my mom???!!!!!"
"No. Im your brother."
"Stop FUKIN AROUND WITH A DISABLED SOLDIER AND SAVE ME!!!
"What was that? Kill you??? Sure why not?" said MC as he got into his Scorpion.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" were the last words before MC started runing him over.
"Im still alive."
"DAMN YOU MARINE!!!" and MC sliced his head off and input a cheat for a rocket launcher and shot his body.
"Im still alive" said the head.
"DAMN YOU!!! DIE!!!!" said MC and then he took the head andkicked it into the sea where a mermaid took it and said "You'll be mi new dolly's head!!!" and the soldier cried "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Ahhhhhh...now to go to the control room. He got there 10 minutes later..after inputing cheats after cheats for different weaponsfrom GTASA and destroyed most of the island. When he got to the control center...suddenly 4 marines with enormous bodies, a hand attache dto a fuel rod, and spikes coming out from the back were waiting for him.
"Hey alien...i mean human. We are your how do you say in your english language friends or allies. Now fuck us!!!" said the disguised hunter.
"Hey. You cant fool me. First of all...fuck means to reproduce.
"JIGFDSPFYHWNETR981324324455C4VS64GSSEF41SDG64SG64FDG" which were along the lines of "FUCK YOU BINGER! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY WE WANNA BE YOUR FRIENDS!!!! YOU DUMASSS NOW WE ARE SCREWED. GET HIM NOW!!!!" and thenhunters jumped for MC.
"I thought you were Barney!!! Not hunters...but now that you are exposed ...take hunter repellent!!!" sAID mc and he took out a can and spraed them. The hunters writhed in pain. "Hey. I didnt you were like insect.! This was actually raid." said MC and then he said "Lets play hot potatoe" and took out a frag grenade and threw it at the middle and ran.
It was a classic anime scene. The four hunters had sweat drops and there was a bubble with "..."... and then it exploded.
"Damn you. We'll never know how to get in now1!!!!!" said cORTANA WHEN A BRUTE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE.
"Hey. I thought you came in the next game."
"Yea but im here to fix the bumps in rpgs. You said that you dont know how to get in... and then i Tartarus come in. If you can snatch the pebble from my hand you may..." said Tartarus as MC showed a pebble in his hands.
"I win!" said MC as Tarturas opened a porytal and MC jumped in. "THANX!!" said MC and he threw Tarturus a card that said
Dear whomever that just been gyped by me MC,
You've been had by MC. The pebble is still in your hands. I just picked up a pebble from the floor. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Bye Bye.
Sincerely, MC
P.S. The arbiter will kik ur ass in Halo 2, so go screw a monkey. oH yea. sILVA wants to see you without your fur on...but if i were you. iwould go dressed.
"DAMN!!!THATS THE 10TH TIME I VE BEEN TRICKED!!!! I GOTTA GET A NEW JOB!!!!" and then tartarus disappeared.
END CHAPTER!
A/N-SCREWED UP STORYR BUT THE NEXT CHAP WILL BE BETTER I HOPE. GIV ME IDEAS PLZ ON THE NEXT CHAP...ASSAULT ON THE CONTROL ROOM. R&R!!!!!!!