Writing this chappy was fun. There is Bulma, Chibi Trunks, and Vegeta in here with very few lines. Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabaka go tribal and speak sloppy Italian. You heard right now readreadread!! And remember I don't own the YYH or DBZ characters.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Let me tell you about one of the worst cases I ever had. Case? You're probably wondering. Well see my friend Yusuke is a Spirit detective and I am his partner. So whenever Koenma assigns a case I'll tell Yusuke and the rest of the team. Afterwards, while on the case I'll help where I can. So anyways Koenma assigns yet another case. Nothing new here, right? Wrong. I had no idea I'd be playing such a big part in this case. By the way my name's Botan, the deity of death at your service.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Last time we left them~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"SO, Let's go get Hiei!"
"I'm right here onna."
"Then, I guess I'll take a nice relaxing run down the STAIRS!!!" Botan made a mad dash down the staircase with the others in tow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"So hey guys um...Hiei a little help here?"
"Hn, Why would I do that? I here to enjoy the show."
Kuwabara started closing in. "I was dreaming that I married Yukina and you interrupted it..."
Kurama had an out of character 'I'm about to kill you look on his face and joined Kuwabara on a step closer. "I was about to get a premonition about how to solve the world peace problem....my premonitions are ALWAYS right and you ruined it!"
Yusuke's eyes were twitching. "I was about to get lucky with Keiko."
Keiko popped out of nowhere and slapped Yusuke. "Not even in YOUR dreams. Hi Botan." Keiko disappeared into thin air. (I wish I could do that...)
Jin scratched his head. "You are aware that you could just get out of this situation by-"
"SHUT UP!!!!!"
Botan took this chance while they were tying and gagging Jin to slowly tiptoe away from the scene until...
"Bakas, you are aware that she's getting away right?"
"GET HER!!!!!!!!" The three boys suddenly stopped and ripped off their clothes (O.o..not like that...) to have a bunch of tribalish looking clothes on.(loin cloth, grass skirt, that kind of thing)
Yusuke turn to Kurama and Kuwabara. "prenderemo il suo prigioniero e la offriremo al dio di sogno"[we shall take her prisoner and offer her to the dream god]
"Sì."[Yes.]
"andiamo ora"[let us go now]Yusuke suddenly put his hands together and rest his head on it.(think that sleeping position)Then Kurama and Kuwabara followed his lead.
"Grandinano il dio di sogno!"[Hail the dream god!]
Botan ran for her life. "I am NEVER going to wake them up ever again!!"
"RHRAFF MMPH PHRMMM MHEEE!!!!!" Jin was floating in the air still tied up and gagged.
"What?" Botan ripped the duct tape off Jin's mouth causing an extremely loud scream.
"Oww...I was trying to grow me a mustache."
"Oh, Cry me a river.."
"OTTENGA LORO IL!!!!!"[GET THEM!!!!!]
"Oh Shit. GOTTA RUN!!"
"WAIT LASSIE!! YOU COULD AT LEAST UNTIE ME FIRST!!!!!" Jin sighed."Fuck.."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Botan pulled the wig over her head and put the contacts in. "Now they won't recognize me."
Suddenly blonde haired girl with a clipboard burst into the room. "Kitty! Hurry up and get your costume on! They want you at the men's section right now!"
"Huh?"
"Oh wait I forgot you were fired...what are you doing here then?"
"Um..I forgot something in here?"
"Since when did you have an accent?"
Botan put her arm behind her head and gave a fake smile. "I always had an accent. Do you remember or is your mind slipping?"
"^_^ Oh right. I forgot. I better go find Leslie."
Botan sweat dropped. "That was easy enough. Maybe I'll just change around a little." Botan took off the wig and replaced the contacts with blue ones. She glanced around the room and saw a large hat. "That'll work.."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Yusuke and Kuwabara were scaring children in the park. Rabid fan girls were scaring Kurama. They returned to normal some how and magically had found clothes again except for Kurama who miraculously only got a pair of boxers.(^_^ Should of gave him less...)
Kuwabara suddenly stopped what he was doing. "Aren't we forgetting something?"
Everyone took a moment to stare seriously at each other. A few seconds went by.."NAH!!!!" Everyone suddenly went back to what they were doing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Botan seeing that she wasn't being chased anymore gave a relieved sigh and took off her hat.
"Hey mom!"
Botan was suddenly run over by a little boy with lilac hair. "Um..hi?"
"Dad was worried he was looking all over for you. He said that if you were on another shopping spree again someone was going to the next dimension. Since when did you have long hair? Well enough about that, let's go!"
Botan didn't get a chance to say anything before he was dragged around by the boy who was flying around somehow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"How did we forget about Botan?! Weren't we chasing her?" Yusuke looked to Kurama for an answer who just shrugged.
Kuwabara pointed ahead. "There she is!"
"Stupid, that's not her. Botan's hair is long, hers is short."
"Maybe she cut it." Kurama suggested. "No wait that woman has blue eyes."
"Contacts? How many people can have blue hair?"
"Good point."
Kurama sighed and walked up to 'Botan.' "There you are Botan let's go."
Bulma whipped around with a puzzled look on her face. "Who's Botan? I'm Bulma."
Kurama rolled his eyes. "We aren't chasing you anymore you know."
"Who's we? Who's chasing me!?"
"Fine, I'll humor you for now, 'Bulma'."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Botan stared at Vegeta oddly as her sniffed the air around her. "You've been around other men haven't you? I can smell it."
"Who are you?"
"Don't play dumb."
"Yeah....I'm gonna go now."
"Bulma, Get back here!"
"Ha, Mom's in trouble." The little boy -who if you didn't figure out yet is Trunks- said in a taunting voice.
"I'M NOT BULMA! I'M JUST WEARING CONTACTS!!!!!!!!!" Botan took the contacts out. "SEE!!!!!"
"Funny, you smell like her.."
"Maybe we have the same taste in perfume or something ,but I assure you I ain't her!"
"That would explain the accent. But mom said she was the only 'living' recorded person in the world with natural blue hair."
Botan sweat dropped slightly as she gave a forced smile. 'This kid can't be in on me..'( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm Bulma! B-U-L-M-A!!!! Not Botan." Evidently the Rekai Tantei deemed 'Botan' crazy. Hiei seemed to have popped out of nowhere after disappearing for a good part of this chapter. They strapped her down to a chair and left her with none other than Jin who was still tied up for some reason.
"Aye lass I believe ya but I can't really help you now since I'm tied up at the moment, no pun intended."
"Hey be quiet in here were trying to watch a movie!"
"HOW ABOUT UNTYING ME AND LETTING ME AND LET ME GO!!!!!!!!!!"
"Just close the door and ignore her maybe she'll shut up."
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME IN HERE!!!!! I'LL SUE!!!!!!!!"
"Hn, onna I feel sorry for anyone who has to listen to that incessant yelling."
"Hello to you t-" Bulma's eyes widened as Hiei was suddenly staring straight at her.(you know that creepy stare when someone randomly stares at you for no apparent reason? think that.)
"I know you're not Botan."
"FINALLY!!! Someone believes me! So what will you do to help me?"
"Hn, I won't help you." Suddenly a door slam was in the other room along with some screams begging for mercy. Botan -the real one mind you- walked in.
"I am so sorry if they hurt you or anything its just they have this bad habit of being stupid and I don't know what happen to Kurama."
"Okayokay! I forgive you. BUT CAN YOU PLEASE UNTIE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Once again I'm sorry for all the trouble and I learned two valuable lessons today."
"And what would those be?"
"Don't ever try to wear a disguise in this town and buy a different perfume." Everyone then started laughing for no good reason.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Finally some food!" Yusuke shoveled food in his mouth at an unnatural pace.
Kuwabara suddenly paused. "I feel like we're forgetting something."
Kurama sweat dropped. "Let's not go down THAT road again."
"Uhoh..."
Yusuke quickly turned to Botan. "I seemed to have forgotten about the jobs we had today."
"Hn, baka onna how could you have forgotten."
Botan shrugged. "Maybe we can still make it."
"Hello. My name is Bhad Gi-yuh. I was supposed to give you your jobs 12 HOURS AGO!!!!!!!!! Anyways Botan your job is the Ms. Terious magician. Your assistant will be Hiei. Shuuichi is the waiter, Kuwabara is the bouncer, and Yusuke will be the bartender. Your costumes are in there."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"I HAVE TO WEAR WHAT!?!?"
"Relax Kurama it's only leopard print loin cloth. Besides, look what I have to wear."
"We can't look if you won't come out of the dressing room."
"This is degrading." Botan walked out wearing a black shirt that went to a little below her breasts and had a white collar with different colors of stars on it and the back went down to her butt and ended with two coattails oh and she was wearing a thong too. (sometimes I wonder if I'm a bi for the things I think..)
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"Can I be the assistant instead?"
"YUSUKE!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Next time on The Case:
"They might try to rape you but don't worry.."
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