Thank You to all my wonderful reviewers and the patience you've had with me I was out of town for 3 weeks. God I need a laptop..Besides that I'm also starting to feel a little writers block or car-lag which ever defines it. I'm also starting on a new fic. I'm not sure if it's something I'll publish but I'm spending a little time writing it. Oh and the dreaded school is starting back up the business of my mom getting me ready plus everything else and the time spent actually writing the chapter.
For those who wanted a love triangle I would have to make a square first. *evil grin*
Well enough talk on with the chappy!!!
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Let me tell you about one of the worst cases I ever had. Case? You're probably wondering. Well see my friend Yusuke is a Spirit detective and I am his partner. So whenever Koenma assigns a case I'll tell Yusuke and the rest of the team. Afterwards, while on the case I'll help where I can. So anyways Koenma assigns yet another case. Nothing new here, right? Wrong. I had no idea I'd be playing such a big part in this case. By the way my name's Botan, the deity of death at your service.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Last time we left them~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"He got knocked out..he did however mention that whatever attacked him had red hair."
"Hey guy business is great that's the biggest crowd we ever had on a weekday! Get ready, tomorrow you all are working in the casino. Be prepared for tomorrow an important guest is coming."
"Hey Mr. Gi-yuh what's that in your pocket."
Bhad Gi-yuh reach into his pocket and pulled out a red wig. "Oh its just a wig nothing special you can have it." He tossed the wig over to Botan before leaving.
Botan took a look at the wig in her hands. "Well that just increased the suspect list.."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Botan looked behind the couch, in the basket, and she got on her knees to bend over under the table which Yusuke didn't particularly mind. "Where is it?"
"Where's what?"
"My clothes! I can't find my clothes! I can't go out in public in this outfit."
"I don't think anyone would mind..." BAM!! Yusuke nursed the growing lump on his head.
"Can I borrow someone's jacket? Oh thank you Kurama. Well, Let's go." Botan walked over to the door opened it and slammed it. "Hey Kuwabara you're supposed to be the bouncer. I got a job for you."
"What?"
"I want you to go out there and make all those people waving money to disappear."
"Uh, Okay.."Kuwabara walks out the door and screams of pain can be heard outside coming from Kuwabara.
"Okay there's the distraction. Let's go."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Oww..me head..."
"Hey, at least you didn't have a whole mob of people lighting you on fire."
"Me head still hurts."
Botan rolled her eyes. "Oh suck it up Jin you're fine."
Jin turned to Botan and smirked. "Why don't you kiss me and make me feel better."
Botan turned away from Jin with her arms crossed. "You can kiss my-" *beep*beep* "Oh it's Koenma!" Botan dug around in her pockets and pulled out her communication mirror. "Hello sir."
"How the case going?"
"Very few leads I fear."
"Well work fast. Oh and "he" escaped from prison. I gotta go I'm supposed to be asleep."
"Wait who's-........Koenma? Koenma!!! He hung up on me! Oh well. I'll work on the case tomorrow; I'm going to go out tonight."
"Aye lass a night on the town does sound good. How 'bout someplace romantic where we can enjoy..."
"You're not going Jin. You and Kuwabara have to take care of each other. And if anything is broken, messed up, or burned I WILL hurt you. Oh Yusuke's taking a nap don't wake him up, keep the window open in case Hiei wants to come inside, and that's it. Bye."
"Oh Botan, you'll give in to my charm sooner or later."(I know I have...=^.^=)
"Botan doesn't like you. She's looking for someone special and it's not you. Hell Sometime I wonder what she wants she gave up a chance to be with me. But Alas I have my dear Yukina and that's all I need."
Jin sweat dropped as he backed away slowly. "Yeah...."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Ooh...I need this and this and this.."
"Will that be cash or charge madam?"
"Charge of course. Here." Botan reached into her purse and pulled out a credit card and handed it to the checkout lady.
"Here's your card miss and thank you for shopping at Le Monee's."
Botan hurriedly took her bags and ran to a bench or rather a tower of shopping bags with a bench and a pair of legs sticking out.
"Are you done yet?"
"Yep." Botan took all the bags and made them disappear. "We can go now, Kurama."
"Why didn't you do that in the first place?"
"Leave?"
"No, make the bags disappear."
Botan shrugged.
Kurama sighed. "Let's just go before they find me..."
"Oh relax Kurama your not going to get chased around. Look I'm being left alone and after that show last night...um Yeah."
"That's because horny old men come out at night.."Kurama muttered.
"What was that?"
"Oh nothing.." Kurama took a look around before grabbing Botan and kissing her.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!!!!!!!"
Kurama pointed behind him to a mob of crying fan girls.
"Ohh.."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Target is sighted. Will attempt capture mission."
Jin sat boredly on the couch. "I'm tired of this game play something else or watch TV or anything."
"No I'm going to get this high score if it kills me!!!!"
Jin yawned and his eyes wandered to the power cord. Then he 'accidentally' kicked it out of the socket. "Oops."
"HEY WHY'D YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!"
"Do wha-What's that?!"
"It's the TV stupid."
Jin slapped his forehead. "I mean the plug is out. How is the TV working?"
Kuwabara shrugged.
Jin sweat dropped then sighed. "It's like talking to a brick wall."
The screen of the tv was snowy and a faint sound of a voice could be heard. "Kill----Yusuke----------Botan----------------world conquest!!----tonight..."
Jin's eyes widened. "Oh no! Botan might be in danger! Oh and Yusuke too I guess.."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Thanks for coming with me to the mall Kurama...not like you had a choice but thank you."
"Aside from the fan girls, It was no problem. Oh and sorry about the 'kiss' I was desperate."
"So your saying that you'd have to be desperate to kiss me!?!?"
"No I wanted to kiss you!! No wait I didn't I mean...You're doing this on purpose aren't you?"
Botan giggled. "Yep. But the fact that it worked.....Is your mind slipping? Oh pardon me I gotta go do something you can go back to the hotel now."
"See you later, Botan."
"See you in a few." As soon as Kurama left Botan suddenly saw someone and blacked out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Botan groggily opened her eyes "Where the hell am I!?!"
"That information is classified. But you'll find out when your little friends come for you."
"Do they always have to take the girl?"
"Well they usually are the weakest. I'm just following orders. Capture Koenma's lackeys by any means necessary and make sure that blue haired one is unharmed."
Botan rolled her eyes."Wow..So original.."
"I know! Isn't it." ^_^
Botan sweat dropped. "..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kurama stood in the backroom of the casino glancing around slightly. "Where's Botan?"
"Here I am."
Yusuke jumped up from his seat. "Ok now that you're here we can go. Apparently, we have to work in the casino today."
Botan grimaced as she looked in the mirror. "How come I have to wear this outfit again?"
"Orders got messed up and that was the tuxedo-eyest thing they could find for you." Kuwabara snapped out of his slight daydream that he seemed to have been having for a while.
Kurama looked at Kuwabara strangely. "Tuxedo-eyest?"
"Chop, Chop the President's going to be here soon man your stations!"
Everyone went outside to the casino but Botan lingered behind. She took a quick glance around to make sure everyone was gone before taking her wig off and smoothing out her hair. She then pulled out a small device and spoke into it. "Sir, the plan will be underway soon."
"Great job Eva!(yes the evil flight attendant..) You seem to have them fooled but where's the short one?"
"Who knows but he doesn't matter. I better go before they find me out." Eva closed the link before pulling the wig back on and changing her voice to sound like Botan's. "They'll never suspect a thing."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"This casino better be good. It look too flashy."
"Oh you'll like it President-"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Who's the president? Why should you never choose messed up airlines no matter how cheap? Did Eva have to live again? And where's Hiei?
Find out next time on....
Next time on 'The Case':
'I'm outta here next chance I get. Note to Self: Kill Koenma when I get back to spirit world.'
"Penny for your thoughts?"
"Bite me, pig."
"It's baby fat!" Sniffle.
~Hn. What has the baka ferry onna gotten her self into now?~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I finally did the chapter after being dead for a while. Help me get my review count over or near 50 or I will hold this fanfic hostage!!!
BTW I've been reading some other fanfics and there's a few if you haven't read yet you must! Just copy and paste the story id.
Roses and Peonies
By: Mog the Great
Story Id: 1335375
Sum it up - Lovely story for those Botan/Kurama fans I love it.
The Fates Have a Twisted sense of Humor
By: ArtikGato
Story Id: 1288715
Sum it up - I was laughing my ass of with this one I've read it repeatedly. It's Botan/Hiei and very interesting. If you want Botan and Hiei fighting and then it ends in romance read this one.
Kurama and you
by: MoonLitVoyage
Story ID: 1271696
Sum it up: Just because I bash Kurama fan girls at every turn doesn't mean I don't like him. If you're a Kurama fan girl (or in denial), or his "lover"(yeah right) this
Of an Ice Demon and a Ferry Onna Intresting
by: BoTaN JaNaGaShI AKA.yukietan
Story Id: 1450060
Can you guess who the story's centered around?(Come on guess..^_~) Oh and pay attention when it says ICE Demon I accidently read it thinking it was Botan/Hiei
Broken Past
by: Cheeto
Story id: 1365948
Inuyasha and Yu Yu crossover. Great read. Read it I commandeth you.
Law Crazy
by: LittoGrrlStephie
Story id: 1390394
It's not even in the YYH category, but I like it. It from Rurouni Kenshin. Kaoru is a attorney, Kenshin is a high power bus
Enjoy those stories and tell them Ani chan sent you.(you don't have to but you have to REVIEW THIS STORY!!!!)