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Let me tell you about one of the worst cases I ever had. Case? You're probably wondering. Well see my friend Yusuke is a Spirit detective and I am his partner. So whenever Koenma assigns a case I'll tell Yusuke and the rest of the team. Afterwards, while on the case I'll help where I can. So anyways Koenma assigns yet another case. Nothing new here, right? Wrong. I had no idea I'd be playing such a big part in this case. By the way my name's Botan, the deity of death at your service.
Last time we left them...
Kurama looked at Kuwabara strangely. "Tuxedo-eyest?"
"Chop, Chop the President's going to be here soon man your stations!"
Everyone went outside to the casino but Botan lingered behind. She took a quick glance around to make sure everyone was gone before taking her wig off and smoothing out her hair. She then pulled out a small device and spoke into it. "Sir, the plan will be underway soon."
"Great job Eva!(yes the evil flight attendant..) You seem to have them fooled but where's the short one?"
"Who knows but he doesn't matter. I better go before they find me out." Eva closed the link before pulling the wig back on and changing her voice to sound like Botan's. "They'll never suspect a thing."
"Oh you'll like it President Sofa King." (say that out loud )
"Well what are we waiting for? Getting legislation to legalize drugs took a lot out of me."
"Hello President."
"Ooh..if all the ladies here are this fine I won't have a problem here at all."
"Hehehe..." The Botan imposter giggled. 'PIG!'
"You lose again!"
"Argh..not again...I'ssss miiight bbe wiiiningg suuune."
Yusuke sweat dropped. "And I thought Kuwabara was stupid."
"Hey that's not funny Uremeshi! Oh, and do you have any change?"
"No. Why?"
"I'm at the slot machines and I feel lucky! It's like they say 100,000,000,000th time the charm."
"Yeah..but if you remember you're supposed to be convincing people to GO to the slot machines, not playing at them."
"Forget you! I'll get that bonus soon then I'll take the money and me and Yukina will run off and live a beautiful married life!" Kuwabara eyes turned into hearts and he stared off into the distance.
Yusuke sweat dropped. 'How can it be beautiful with him in it?'
"Gotta go! I found a quarter."
"Where is Kurama?.."
"Where is Botan? She's supposed to help me find this guy."
"Who knows wit that lass." Jin commented as he pulled on a black t-shirt.
Kurama raised an eyebrow. "Where are you going."
"To find Botan. I sense she's in trouble."
"How do you know?"
"I just do."
"No wait, I coming with you."
"No, I'm sure whatever it is I'll be fine."
"I'm coming!"
"You just want to be her knight in shining armor and take all the credit."
"I do not. I just really care about my friend."
Jin rolled his eyes. "Listen I'm her wonderful love so it only makes sense that I save her."
"You're starting to act like Kuwabara.."
"That Baka? You take that back!"
"Truth hurts."
Jin glared at Kurama before making a run for the door. "I'm coming Botan!"
"NO, I'M COMING!"
"So President Sofa King would you like something to drink?"
"No I think I'm comfortable right here with you on my lap sweet thing." Eva smiled fakely. 'Who voted for this guy?' Then a thong hit her in the back of the head.
Just then the door opened and Kurama and Jin ran to Mr. Gi-yuh's table, appearing to be fighting along the way. "Where is Botan?"
"Pardon?"
"You heard meh?"
"Did you look over there." Bhad then pointed over to the table with a certain miserable looking Botan impersonator sitting on some guy's lap.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kurama and Jin hugged each other and cried in unison. (NOT LIKE THAT, ECCHI!)
Botan sighed.'I'm outta here next chance I get. Note to Self: Kill Koenma when I get back to Rekai.'
"Penny for your thoughts?"
"Bite me, pig."
"It's baby fat!" Sniffle.
Hn. What has the baka ferry onna gotten her self into now?
Hiei!
No. It's Santa Clause.
Can you help get me out of here?
Hn, I go on probation. Now, I'm expected to help others out?
Hiei. Please. Besides there's an imposter out there who could be doing God know what!
No.
Please..
No.
PLEASE! sniffle
OKAY, OKAY! Just don't start crying on me.
Works every time...
"Hello! GIRLY, WAKE UP!"
Suddenly, the man was on the ground and Botan's ropes was undone.
"Thank you, Hiei."
"Hn. Come on. Baka onna."
"Huh?" In a blink of an eye Botan was on Hiei's back while he was jumping tree to tree.
"AHH! PUT ME DOWN!"
"Suuure I'll make it legul just bring meh teh papers..."
Eva smiled. "Lovely."
"Not as lovurllyyy as you."
Eva smacked President Sofa King over the head. "Stop coming on to me!"
Bhad Gi-yuh then ran up with a piece of paper and handed it to Eva.
Eva then held it out in front of Sofa King. "Just sign here."
"Anything for you Botan my dear." Sofa King 'accidentally' reached out and groped Eva's ass.
"Just sign already!"
"Don't you dare sign that!" The real Botan suddenly busted in atop Hiei's back.
"What are you doing here!" Bhad Gi-yuh hissed.
"Two of the same lassies? I could very well get used to this."
"Shut up Jin. And Bhad, I'm here to stop you! And to seriously hurt that imposter! How can you possibly think 'that' is me!"
"Excuse me. Do you two have any tickets."
Eva glanced around. She smirked before pulling the wig off and running a hand through her hair. "So I'm found out.."
"Hey, I thought you were dragged off that airplane and drag to your death."
"I was sent straight to hell but they said I was too scary and they weren't ready for me yet. They then dropped me off on some rooftop in Las Vegas which happened to be this very hotel. Bhad Gi-yuh found me and he told me his plan I agreed to help. I was going to get rid of him when it was all done but since you're going to interfere this puts a little snag in my plan."
Yusuke and Kuwabara who were somehow in there too both yawned.
"You telling us all this because..?"
"Diversionary tactic." Eva snapped her fingers then all the other people in the room turned around and knocked out the Rekai Tantei and Jin.
"Take them away."
Bhad then stood up. "No Don't."
Eva blinked. "What's the meaning of this?"
"You are no longer apart of this plan."
"Can't you see. I'm in charge now." Eva cackled slightly to herself before kicking Bhad in the ehem. "Lock him up with the other fools."
"Aren't we missing one?"
"The blue haired one? She's weak don't worry about her."
"Now where'd that man go.."
Botan crawled through the vents as fast as she could. She then saw a opening. Skillfully, she lowered herself through the hole and landed gracefully on the ground. "This is one mission gone out of control." Botan muttered as she took a quick glance of her surroundings. "So it's an old dressing room." Botan grabbed a hat, and overcoat and ran out the door.
Kurama groggily opened his eyes. All he saw was a dull gray cell.
"Hn, So you're finally up."
"Hiei? Where are we?"
"Apparently we're in a cell."
"You know what I mean."
"The basement."
Kurama looked across to another cell that had Bhad Gi-yuh tied up.
"Hey, do you think you could reach the key?" Bhad pointed over to a table with a ring of keys and Hiei's sword on it. Conveniently enough it had a potted plant next to it for some reason.
"No problem."Kurama then manipulated the plant for it to pass the keys over to him.
Botan snuck around through the hallway and then she found a suspicious looking room marked 'No Entrance.' Botan open the door and saw a computer connected to a satellite. She pressed a few random buttons and then the machine started talking.
"Control capsule pill prototype induces mind control. Cannot achieve full control, yet. Needs time for more research."
Botan picked up a pill and examined it. "Hmm..so this was what they were using."
"Warning Unauthorized user unconfirmed. Warning."
"Damn."
"Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Bluei."
Botan turned around to see Eva standing there with a smug look on her face.
"It's too late. It's signed." Eva held up the signed document.
Botan stared at Eva in awe then she started to smile. "All I have to do is this." Botan slapped Eva and ran off with the document. "Thanks."
"You can't do this!"
"Just did! Ja!"
Eva's eyes narrowed and she reach for a small black device and spoke into it. "Get the blue haired bitch and do not destroy the document."
Botan pulled the hat down lower and wrapped the over coat around her until she was unrecognizable. She walked halfway down a flight of stairs then she heard voices.
"How could you let them get away!"
"They were locked up tight though."
"Just call the leader of unit 032. They'll take care of it."
"Joe. Are you there? Do you read me?"
Botan's pocket then started talking. She freaked out a little then reached into the pocket of the overcoat and pulled out a small radio. "Um, Joe is umm.. speaking."
"The prisoners have gotten away; we have to find them. Where are you now?"
"Um..near the basement."
"Start looking we'll send backup."
"Yeah." Botan walked back up the stairs and started to go into the elevator when.
"Hey Overcoat. You didn't even wait for your backup?"
Botan turned around and saw a small group.
"Well let's go." One of the people grabbed Botan or 'Joe Overcoat' and walked off along with the rest of the group.
"Did you check over there? You guys look in that room." Botan was starting to get the hang of being this Joe guy.
"Get them!"
A few grunts and screams of pain were heard. Then you could hear the thuds of bodies on the hard ground were heard followed by a deafening silence. Botan turned around slowly and found herself face to face with a few disgruntled looking people who happened to be the Rekai Tantei.
Yusuke glared at 'Joe.' Then balled his hands into a fist. "Light's out."
"WAIT!" Botan hastily pulled off her hat. "IT'S ME!"
"Oh, I thought you were the leader of that pathetic group."
"Actually, they think I am..I am just that good at disguises."
Suddenly, the Rekai Tantei were hunched over on the ground holding their heads in pain.
Botan gasped and looked on helplessly. "What's wrong!"
"Well, well...if it isn't the lovely blue haired one." Bhad walked out from the shadows, holding a black device that appeared to be some sort of remote.
"You're still here...damn."
"My good intentions, identity, and loyalties may be fake but my lust for you is not. Come with me Botan..."Bhad pinned Botan onto the wall and breathed into her ear. "I'll be gentle.."
Botan's face twisted in disgust, and before you could say pervert Mr. Gi-yuh was on the ground in pain holding his crotch. She then glanced at her passed out friends and sighed. "I guess I should go detain Eva before she causes any more damage."
"NOT SO FAST!"
Botan turned around and say Eva standing atop a cage.
"Make one wrong move and your love here gets it."
"My...love?" Botan looked at the cage and saw a rather perturbed looking Jin sitting there with his arms crossed. "...Yeah...my love...sure..."
"I'm supposed to be savin' her not the other way 'round!"
"Hush."
"OUCH!"
Botan massaged her temples. "What is it with all the remotes?"
"To do this." Eva pressed some buttons then Jin started slapping himself and then he punched him self in the stomach the he stopped.
"Aye, the evil lass be cotrolin' people with that there remote."
"Yep. The unfortunate part is that it can't work if the person's unconscious it's to bad that idiot Eva clicked the pain button until they passed out."
"Oh, so that's what it's for! Now I can do this." Botan pulled out the document and tore it in half. "Oops."
"WHY YOU!" Eva was about to press the button but Botan leaped and tackled her making the remote fly out of her hand.
"And now to do this.." Botan pulled a remote out of her pocket and shocked Eva to the point where she stopped moving. Botan hopped of the cage and opened it. "How she managed to get you in a cage is beyond me.."
Jin crossed his arms and muttered something unintelligible.
"Well help me drag these guys back to the room."
"Kuwabaka's too big to carry, he can walk back when he wakes up."