Rating: Fat ol' G to the max
Disclaimeeee: Das right! Nuttin herr belungs to me o' nubudy but J.K.Rowling huself! So thurr!
Ode to Harry's Summer
Oh Dudley has gotten quite big
And even though he resembles a pig
His hatred of Harry hasn't changed since he was small
And his stomach still looks like a big, round ball
He is abusive and mean
And needs to get lean
He lies to his mum
And is really quite dumb
He often uses his Smeltings Stick
His hair is blond and thick
We don't know what the dementors put in his mind
But for a while he acts deaf, mute and blind
And for that Harry gets into trouble
And the ministry's anger begins to bubble
And many a letter he is sent
But to break the law he hadn't meant
So away we went to the trial
Where Dumbledore came and saved him without even a friendly smile
And the rest of the summer he cleans Grimmauld Place
He is thrilled to see many a happy face
Until he gets jealous of Ron's new post
Because it is something he wanted most
But he acts better then Dudley
Who's really quite ugly
But is distant to Ron
Who's done nothing wrong
And as such is Harry's summer
Which was really a bummer
THE END