The 3rd Grade School Sketch
Cast:
Mr. Hillenburg
Howard
Jennifer
Jerome
Larry
Carol
Jupiter
Ferdinand
Chloe
Tyler
Isaac
Fred
Samantha
Synopsis: Tom Hillenburg runs out of sanity when his students scream and cheer constantly-causing him to become a Super Saiyan.
Rated TV-14 for Language, Destruction, Stereotypes, and Violence
Category: Parody; Slapstick; Fantasy
Larry: (To Tyler, Chloe, and Fred)Hey, did you hee dat we finny see Monstas Co in drih dih?
Chloe: Yah, I nehw 'cause it's like, sehw tehwdally awesome n stuff
Tyler: It's got all of our favorite characters and action packed li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-like Rampage!
[Enter Mr. Hillenburg]
Fred: Believe it or not-
Mr. Hillenburg: Good morning class.
All kids: (Screaming)AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Mr. Hillenburg: (Screaming)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
All kids: (Screaming)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Mr. Hillenburg: Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!(The kids stop screaming) Did I mean to scare ya? Sorry, so sorry! (He walks up to his desk)An-an-an-an-an-an-an-anyway(Sits down), we are going to take a field trip to the New Jersey State cinema to see the movie Monsters Corps. i-
All kids: [Cheering aggressively]
Mr. Hillenburg: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Stop-stop-stop-stop-stop-stop-stop-stop-stop-stop-stop! Y-y-y-y-you need to calm down. Now, be-be-be-be-be-before we start: who-who-who-who-who-who-who's the main characters of Monsters Corps?
All kids: [Gibberish explanation]
Mr. Hillenburg: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!(They stop talking) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Ninininininininininininininininino! One-one-one-one-one-one-one-one at a time! I-I-I-I-I-I-I know the answer to this already-Mike Wazowski and James Sullivan.
All kids: [Cheering again]
Mr. Hillenburg: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What did I tell you 'bout all that yaying, you fucking terrorists!? Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-this is not-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I mean what the hell is this-a coca-cola commercial?! SHUT, YOUR, FUCKING, MOUTHS!
[They continue cheering]
Mr. Hillenburg: ...(Screaming)DAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Cue castle thunder, lightning, and explosions]
(As he screams in anger, Mr. Hillenburg turns into a buff, hulking, Super Saiyan)
All kids: [Screaming in panic]
(The kids run for their lives, fleeing from the school.)
(Retire All kids)