A/N: Welcome back to Burger Hovel! Now Gollum will apply and so will Elrond! I remembered! Yay!!! All aboard! Free French fries cooked by Boromir to those who review!!!
Chapter Six: Of the Lord of Rivendell and Greeters.
"This is draining, Boromir! Let's just hurry up!" Aragorn sighs.
"Draining? Since when did you become smart?" Boromir asks shocked.
"I always was, idiot!" Aragorn replies.
"Could have fooled me!" Boromir retorts.
In walks Gollum, right before Aragorn strangled Boromir. Due to Gollum, Aragorn didn't.
"Gollum?"
"Gollum?"
"Yesss! I'm here to apply for a jobssss. Now, can I beesss the greeter at the front doorsesss to welcome the peoplesss into our lovely ressstaurant?" Gollum asks.
"Er, well, I mean, I guess so." Aragorn replies.
"Thankssss, kind massster. Smeagol will do what the massster sssaysss. Oh, yesss." Gollum hisses and walks out.
"Well. That was, erm, disgusting and refreshing." Boromir says, cringing.
"Hey...I'm a master!!" Aragorn says happily.
"Yeah, and I'm a chicken."
"No, you're a fry chef. Don't make it worse."
"Erm, shouldn't we carry on?"
"Next!" Aragorn yells.
"We have Lord Elrond!" Boromir exclaims.
"You...you..." Elrond says.
"What?"
"Nothing. I just had to say it."
"Ok. Now, what job do you want to apply for?" Aragorn asks.
"Erm, this is very difficult for me to say, but I'll try. I'd like to be the...erm...well, can I be the janitor?" Elrond asks.
"Uh, s-sure! I don't see why not." Aragorn says.
"Oh, thanks a million, Aragorn! Finally! I'll have enough money to open Elrond's Love Shack!"
"What?"
"That's my secondary job."
"O-k."
"Wow, you rock Aragorn! And for once in this twisted authoresses stories," he shakes his fist at the ceiling, "You actually married my daughter!!"
The authoress hears this and nearly breaks her computer. She screams a long list of colorful words at Elrond.
"Whoa."
"Yeah, I know."
Elrond leaves, as Aragorn announces to the world:
"WE'RE GONNA OPEN TOMORROW!!"
A/N: Finally! They're opening! Wow. Took them long enough. Ergh. So, anyway, whatever. Review and get fries!!