Dream: Welcome to my newer than new fanfic! This fanfic is dedicated to bloopers, deleted scenes, and stuff that should've happened in my fanfics...but didn't! I would suggest reading some of my other fanfics before this.
Zero: The pairings, like always, are Autumn/Kurama and Flash/Hiei.
Dream: Yu Yu Hakusho and its characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi. Flash, Lioness, and Terminator belong to Winter –iel –o burzum. Hinote, Vladimir, and Tundra belong to EternalBlackNight. All other characters and the story ideas belong to me unless otherwise noted.
Zero: without further adieu, the story...
When Good Dog Shows Go Fox - Act 1, final scene: Dog Show Information.
The director settled himself into his chair and looked around at all the equipment. There were cameras set up on his left and right. Standing near the cameras were a few workers holding cue cards for the actors. They were filming on location in a small café. The cameras were positioned so that they would be filming the corner where there was a coffee table, some chairs, and a small couch. Behind the couch was a window over looking the street. The cameras were positioned in a way that they wouldn't be reflected in the window glass.
"Is everything ready for the last scene?" The director asked his assistant, a tall man with a mustache that had actually made an appearance in one of their works.
"Yes sir. All we need now is to get the actors back out here..." The man with the mustache responded.
The director sighed; dealing with the actors was always the worst part. He took a deep breath and put a whistle up to his lips. He blew on the whistle but nobody heard anything. Nobody except for the demons he was working with. Autumn, Kurama, Hiei, Flash, and Yusuke immediately ran into the room while covering their ears and stood patiently waiting for their orders. Kuwabara followed the others into the room even though he couldn't hear the whistle. The director smiled and let go of the whistle.
"Now, for this scene, the setup will be similar to the last: Kurama and Autumn are on the couch. Flash, you sit in the chair on the left of the couch. Hiei you're in the chair on Flash's left. Yusuke, you're in the chair across from Flash, and Kuwabara, you're next to Hiei again." The man with the mustache pointed to their spots with his pen as he looked at what was written on the papers in his clipboard.
"I still don't understand why I have to sit next to that idiot." Hiei crossed his arms and glared.
The director rolled his eyes, "Save the acting for when the cameras are rolling, Hiei."
"Who's acting? He really is an idiot and I really do hate him." Hiei responded.
The director sighed, "Will all of you just get into position?"
"Ok, Mr. Director Man!" Autumn smiled and saluted before sitting down on the couch.
Kurama smiled and sat down next to her. Flash, Yusuke, and Kuwabara then sat down in their assigned positions. Hiei, after much grumbling and glaring, finally sat down in his chair next to Kuwabara. He scooted the chair away from the baka and closer to Flash.
"Is everything ready now?" The director asked as he leaned his cheek on one hand in a bored manner.
The man with the mustache did a quick look around, "Yes sir, we're ready to begin filming on your command."
"Yay! After this, do all of you want to go get some pizza or something?" Autumn asked, looking around.
"Sure, who's paying?" Yusuke asked, leaning back in his chair.
"The director." Flash smirked, holding up the director's wallet.
The director perked up and reached a hand into his pocket, "FLASH!!!!!"
"I didn't do it!" Flash laughed nervously.
Kurama shook his head and sighed, "You know Flash...."
"Quick, let's start the scene before he can give a speech!" Flash yelled to the director receiving a glare from Kurama.
The director nodded, "Everyone get ready. Ok and action!"
With that command all the cameras turned on and everyone got into a professional mood as they began to say their lines. Yusuke's line was up first so after he was given the cue he began.
"Where are we going to get that kind of money? It's not like it'll just fly up and hit us in the face!" Yusuke rolled his eyes before a big fat fish flew up and smacked him in the face. He screamed, "HELP! It's trying to kill me!!!"
The director waved his hand down, "CUT! What the hell happened?! That's not in the script!"
"Err..." The man with the mustache looked around for an explanation, "I'm not sure what happened sir."
"It was funny, though." Autumn smiled.
Yusuke glared, "No it wasn't! I just got smacked in the face with a fish!"
Flash smirked evilly, "That's what makes it funny."
The director sighed, "Let's try that scene again from the top..."
The cameras started rolling again and Yusuke was given the signal to start.
"Where are we going to get that kind of money? It's not like it'll just fly up and hit us in the face!" Yusuke rolled his eyes before a giant walrus flew out of nowhere and hit him in the face, knocking him and his chair over backwards.
Kurama immediately stood up and rushed over along with everyone else, "Yusuke, are you alright?!"
"No! Of course I'm not alright! I just got hit with a walrus!!!" Yusuke yelled after the walrus had been moved off of him.
"It's so cute!" Autumn grinned as she hugged the walrus.
The director groaned, "Alright, we're going to try this one more time. Take it from the top, people!"
"But...the walrus..." Autumn pouted as she refused to leave the walrus.
"Will someone please get her back onto the couch?" The director asked.
Kurama whistled, "Here Autumn."
Autumn ran over and sat next to him. He pat her head, "Good girl."
"All right...Action!" The director called.
"Where are we going to get that kind of money? It's not like it'll just fly up and hit us in the face!" Yusuke rolled his eyes before a team of football players burst through the window and trampled over Yusuke before breaking a hole in the opposite wall as they exited.
"Oh for crying out loud! Why can't anything go as planned?! Take a break everyone! We'll try again tomorrow." The director stormed out of the room through the hole the football players had left.
Kuwabara poked Yusuke, "You alive, Urameshi?"
"Yes....but I wish I wasn't..." Yusuke responded painfully.
Dream: So how was it? It didn't quite turn out as I'd expected but I hope you like it!
Zero: Leave a review so that the baka kitsune can sleep easier at night.
Dream: Yes, yes, oh and this story will never truly have an end because whenever I come up with a funny alternate scene for one of my stories, it will go in here. And they won't all be like this one (seemingly behind the scenes). The blooper was just too short to have it by itself without adding things...